Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

This isn't a mafia movie.

No, but it is an incredibly wealthy people movie. You wouldn't understand, poor.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

This isn't a mafia movie.

Except for the copious amounts of coke

 

[Sammich]

Is the new studio a jail cell?

If Nick wanted to be funny, a green screen jail cell would be funny for a bit.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Wait…

Nick’s 2nd house is like a ten minute walk (on the road, you can cut through the property lines to be quicker) from the current house at 51st street. If the Rekieta’s are splitting then they are next door neighbors.

Edit: @Null fix the server pls

If Crackayla moved cross country then maybe, just maybe we could see an improvement in her behaviour. Not that my hopes are too high for this one terrible person, given how she'd displayed the maternal instincts of a particularly retarded spider. Next door, though? They'll be swinging and slinging again in no time flat, and Nick will make damn sure to plug any holes that would allow her to escape.

No, but you can pump them full of puberty blockers and sterilize them, setting them on the road to suicide. Hell, we encourage that.

The Racket kids will either grow up to become extremely responsible adults or threadworthy troons, nothing in between. Hell, I wonder how many of them have dived into daddy's powder pantry or mom's pill box. I say how many instead of if any because I'm pretty sure that teens + obvious swingers for parents + drugs lying around = getting high starting to sound like a great idea.

And of course, Nick doesn't give a shit. 1 kid being an epic based libertine is 1 kid he doesn't have to give a fuck about. If Nick really cared he'd instantly dispel the notion that the kids can take care of themselves, and at least try and lie convincingly that everything was fine.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Ketamine Kokewhore Kayla is physically incapable of taking Nick's phone. All she can do is hobble towards him looking like a stalchild while the Ocarina of Time enemy music plays. If one of the parents tries to forcefully take Nick's phone and restrict his internet access while he's drunk, furious, and defiant, it'd probably just end up in a nasty domestic incident which sends Nick back to jail and then he's probably not seeing those kids again for a long time. Drunks and addicts aren't exactly known for their good temper and rational decision making.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Nick's messages harping on about how one of the grandparents driving his kids around racked up 81 miles. It peaked my interest and I looked up the price of gas in Spicer, Minnesota. It's around 3$ a gallon. I have to commute to the city for work sometimes, over 100 miles. I wish gas was that cheap for me. Fucking Kyke, the more you think about it the more it seems he straight up despises his kids...

Why can't the grandparents ride a bicycle with those kiddie trailers? Or have a giant kid bucket in the front? Why are they trying to bankrupt their son?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I remember when he got that DSLR camera or whatever set up to get the HD nose with background blur depth of field and was kind of proud of it and bragging in group calls..
At some point the HD nose changed to blurry 360p and he never fixed it.. Now I wonder if he did that to hide the powder in his mustache and sores all over his body.

I believe what happened was that he got the DSLR and it looked great for a minute with whatever lens initially came with it. Then he started playing with lenses and he picked one with a really wide field of view and then zoomed and cropped that really wide shot down so it was a lower resolution video that he was broadcasting than with the first lens. People told him it looked like shit but I guess he spent a ton of money on that lens and didn't want to stop using it so the show just looked like shit from that day forward

 

[zimzam88]

If you think about it, Nick isn't wrong.

The advice he's being given (to shut the fuck up and lie low) IS "elementary" and "legally blonde."

He's just too arrogant, retarded, drunk, and/or coked up to follow it. You may choose more than one.


I am sure it is COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL that he paid the bond the other day, and is acting like a fucking retard again.

You don't get it. Nick is in control, this is no big deal. Everyone is freaking out over a nothingburger. His kids will soon be charged with parental abuse and Mr. and Mrs. Balldo will be vindicated.

 

[AltisticRight]

About 2 more hours to finish the 13 LOCALS show, Balldo. You can do it.

 

[Puff]

You don't get it. Nick is in control, this is no big deal. Everyone is freaking out over a nothingburger. His kids will soon be charged with parental abuse and Mr. and Mrs. Balldo will be vindicated.

Your joke is getting old and repetitive.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

He just doesnt quit,95% chance he's lurking here. Go on Nick take another drink, it's Friday and you've earned it. Fire up a stream!

Oh he does not have balls to do that. So this is useless taunt.
Everyone knows he is guilty and he knows he is and does not have any retorts. All he has is sad attempts of written comedy on twitter. If he did that comedy live it would work so much better though, might win someone over, because he is super funny live... but when you are defeated you are. Fucking loser is what he is.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The clock has struck midnight in Minnesota, and Nick Rekieta managed to do 1 of the 14 Locals streams he promised in May.

The sole stream Rekieta did was audio only, likely because he wanted to cover up his black eye, which was clearly visible in his subsequent mugshot from the following day anyway.

It's tough.

 

[TurdThrower]

The clock has struck midnight in Minnesota, and Nick Rekieta managed to do 1 of the 14 Locals streams he promised in May.

The sole stream Rekieta did was audio only, likely because he wanted to cover up his black eye, which was clearly visible in his subsequent mugshot from the following day anyway.

It's tough.

I thought that it started off with video and that was where everyone first noticed the black eye?

Looks like umbrella responded to Nick.

Lol - if we were reversed, I feel like you'd be screaming STFU TUG, that ain't good. After what the police noted in reports, I dont feel its a stretch to say they ARE watching you. And most cops I've met aren't big on humor, and are all about that revenge.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I swear I've tried to search for this answer and couldn't find it, so apologies for taking up precious Nick space, but what's wrong with Legal Mindset's eyes? Does he have a glass one? It looks like both move independently to me. Maybe it's just cause we're seeing more and more faces closer up because of YouTube, but I've noticed lazy eyes becoming more and more normal. Andrew, if you read this, know that I'm just genuinely autistically curious.
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Just a lazy eye I think. Nate the lawyer has a glass eye though

Does Nick's spelling and general writing stay fairly good when he's not sober? I imagine it's poor when he's 'anime sucks, cope and sneed' levels of fucked up, but when he's drunk and has maybe a couple lines in him, is his writing decent enough it could pass for sober? His tweets tonight only read like intoxicated tweets insofar as his inhibitions have lowered enough to allow him to write some stuff.

His degree is in writing/literature so it's probably passable. I can't say I've ever seen anything he's written beyond short tweets though. There's probably an archive of his review of 50 Shades of Grey somewhere if you want to see what his pre-wetbrain writing was like but I've never read it myself

 

[RotPockets]

The clock has struck midnight in Minnesota, and Nick Rekieta managed to do 1 of the 14 Locals streams he promised in May.

The sole stream Rekieta did was audio only, likely because he wanted to cover up his black eye, which was clearly visible in his subsequent mugshot from the following day anyway.

It's tough.

People from Locals should all start badgering him about the 5k gift and threaten legal action if he doesn’t do exactly what they demand. They fucking own him, he is a bought and paid for fuck up jester that exists to drink and fall down for their amusement. Dance you ugly fucking monkey. You smell like piss and failure.

 

[Golden Boy]

Keep doing your awful standup bit on Twitter Nick, we love it!

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

With Rekieta on the mind I have started a new Elden Ring character in his name.
The loathsome Bottle Licker.

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Cool, but you don't get the Testicle Hammer until Nokron.
Though Nick would simp for Ranni...

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

People from Locals should all start badgering him about the 5k gift and threaten legal action if he doesn’t do exactly what they demand. They fucking own him, he is a bought and paid for fuck up jester that exists to drink and fall down for their amusement. Dance you ugly fucking monkey. You smell like piss and failure.

Nick, I know that was depressing to read. But luckily there are ways of dealing with the sadness and emptiness you're feeling right now that will make you feel better right away.

_

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Kurt is gonna need a lot more IcyHot cream before this is over. Who'da thunk the kindly Claude Balldo would turn out to be a bad guy even after giving Kurt sanctuary in Notre Dame.

 

[SusanHassle]

As a long-time lurker, I, for one, am grateful to @The-Patriarchy for clarifying the ownership of the homes. @Balldo's Gate and friends have done amazing work, but the many years of information can sometimes be hard to find on the Farms, especially with the hundreds, perhaps thousands, of lurkers who now come here.

Regarding a divorce scenario:

Kayla likely has some assets such as jewelry (seldom disputed for ownership in divorce), but the family trust would almost certainly exclude her, which is normal for trusts.

If you think it through, she will probably only have expected earnings based on Nick's past income (typically from the past 12-24 months). This might explain why he has consciously or unconsciously burned through it all with depreciating assets such as Mustangs and bad art.