Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

That... how could you possibly need someone to explain that? It is not only ridiculously easy to figure out on your own but the site tells you how to do it when you try to, pretty much.

At this point I would seriously not be surprised to learn that Dobson cannot tie his own shoes.
 
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So...you want to be paid money..,in order to offer people the opportunity to pay you money to draw...

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The "issue" will be a total lack of takers- and there's nothing "unforeseeable" about that. He barely has 3 dozen patrons and he's making a pittance. Opening commissions will have absolutely no effect, cause I doubt even Trolls would bother picking him up on it.

Also:
[insert comment about Dobson's old Samus commission here]
 
RTFM

Seriously, what is with all these lolcows and asking stupid "How do I do stuff" questions on twitter?

They're desperately seeking some kind of positive social interaction.

Do you really think Dobbo here is ever included in conversations with coworkers? That someone ever asks HIM for advice or what he thinks of things? He lets loose this torrent of inane opinions and platitudes in the hopes that someone will take the bait and respond in good faith.

Of course, because he's also an asshole, his response to someone doing that in a way that isn't outright adoration is to get defensive and shut them down, perpetuating the cycle.
 
That... how could you possibly need someone to explain that? It is not only ridiculously easy to figure out on your own but the site tells you how to do it when you try to, pretty much.

At this point I would seriously not be surprised to learn that Dobson cannot tie his own shoes.
Don't be silly. His shoes are all Velcro all the way, baby.
 
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So...you want to be paid money..,in order to offer people the opportunity to pay you money to draw...

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Oho! Methinks he's watching me.

:powerlevel:This is what I do. My Patreon is a Discounted Commissions setup because while I could use it as a tip jar, I refuse to accept something for nothing. I would go further but...

Figure it out yourself, Dob. Not like you'll actually fulfill any commissions your supporters save up to earn. They're still waiting for the weekly comics they were promised.
 
I also won't be surprised if Dobson creates a new pic and claims it was commisioned by a "fan", ala Chris Chan's "Haters to the left" thing.

And off topic, that one comic saying how he will hop to drawing if a "friend" is sad, is garbage because I bet if questioned on these friend drawings, Dobson will probably say they're private. Even though he can't resist the possibility of getting attention when he posts.
 
That... how could you possibly need someone to explain that? It is not only ridiculously easy to figure out on your own but the site tells you how to do it when you try to, pretty much.

At this point I would seriously not be surprised to learn that Dobson cannot tie his own shoes.
>implying Dobs has shoes with laces
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Inktober Week 3 video:

Inktober Week 4 video:

Inktober Week 5 video:

A thing to note: Inktober Week 4 is muted due to a copyright claim on some copyrighted audio. So Andrew Dobson is so pathetic he can't make a progression video without infringing on people's copyrights.

EDIT: Fixed formatting to make it look not shit.
 
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The absolute madman!
also note the "right to decline"

goddamn that Robin Hood looks even worse in that tiny thumbnail...

To be fair, it's reasonable for an artist to deny money for something they're unwilling to draw. Imagine if some asshole came onto an artist's Patreon and pledged money asking for shitting dick nipples. In the case of Dobson, however, I'd imagine his pool of what counts as 'deniable' is considerably larger (someone should go ask for a heterosexual woman kissing a blonde modern Link) so I don't really feel for him.

Really, I'm just wondering why he picked some of the most cringeworthy pictures from Inktober to advertise for people to pay him to draw. Bismuth's rape face, middle aged teenager, and Robin Hood after taking four or five lines of coke. Yep, that'd convince me to put money in this man's hand to make more art.
 
I bet that Dobson is going to deny ANY drawing that is not just a character in an ugly profile shot, period. after all: He was lazy for 40 bucks, why should he try to be better for even less?

So good luck to any troll who may try to ask him to draw a character doing shit, in hopes of setting of the second coming of the Samus pic. We already know Dobson's plan is already stillborn.
 
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