Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.2%

  • Total voters
    304
He dickrode Juju the Cow and now he's a cow himself.
So he got fucked in the ass by the guy who dresses up as a cow to get fucked in the ass himself. Admirable.

Anyway, Nick could easily get Adderall by doctor shopping a bit and giving them the ADHD bullshit (he's smart enough to browse webmd and learn what to simulate) or just telling them he has 5 kids and is too tired from "work" to play with them and he heard from his fellow lawyers that Addy helps for that. I think he'd rather do coke anyway due to the thrill of doing something illegal.
 
Also, it’s literally Scotland’s flag and a torture device it doesn’t take a big brain to jump to “Rekieta has a St. Andrew’s Cross” to what he uses it for.
I'm probably a dummy then.

That's what I thought it was, a religious symbol.

I was listening to it live. When the cross was brought up, my thoughts were "I know you're religious Balldo but what the fuck, most hotels have copies of the Bible tucked in already, you don't need more religious symbols. You're not even that devout."

You can imagine my shock and subsequent disgust when they explained it was a "sex thing". I was caught completely off guard. I automatically thought of religion because I know this doomsday conspiracy believing Catholic guy who would bring a cross to hotels and other venues he stayed at. Nice guy but also a looney.

I looked up the device and it was quite a large piece of kit. Why anyone would bring that out of their fuck caves was beyond me. Why anyone would buy one in the first place was beyond me. I'm not even religious. I'll take the L on that.

PPP went immediately to "sex cross" after Aaron finished and a confused Warski was staring at the webcam. I wonder what kind of freakish stuff that fat Canadian watches.

Thanks Balldo, I didn't want to know what a Balldo is, I didn't want to know what a fucking sex cross is, and I certainly didn't want to know there's "field kits" disguised as normal luggage.

there is lightning inside it indicates electrified rail
most people probably know it from this context
St. Andrew's Cross AND exhibitionism.
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He said it himself where he would work on employment claims against businesses. The lawyer that is representing Quest he knew through the same companies that he would file claims against.
Nick says a lot of shit. A lot of it lies.

If you look at the MCRO database, you will see that the overwhelming number of cases Nick has been the attorney of record on were criminal cases. Most of them being of the misdemeanor variety.

Could he have helped on some civil cases for Schneider, early on in his "career," including employment law? Maybe. I sure as fuck wouldn't take Nick's word for that though.
 
Keep in mind (1) I think there are actually two houses on the property, and they used to rent one of them out, and (2) Nick doesn't own the houses, his family trust fund does.
Nick and Kayla own the original home on 52nd St in their name. The 51st home is in the The Robert Lord Property Trust. I shouldn't have been surprised to see that Nick and Kayla are not paying the property tax on the 52nd St House or at least they didn't this year and it looks like it was late. The properties touch, but they are two separate homes, on two separate properties, off of two separate roads, with two different owners.

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This is the Balldowasher's cope roadmap so far

>Nick never said he was a Christian and he's always been this way
>Nick had one two may drinks on that livestream, he has no addiction problem, incel
>So he just got arrested but he was actually swatted by Aaron and the Kiwifarms, nothing else
>The substances mentioned on this new police report are just narcolepsy medicine, chud
>Tested positive for cocaine? What about muh constitution?
>The pastor snitched and the cops had no probable cause he's a pos and fake Christian
>Nick has a state problem, he's a conservative influencer and Biden and the judge are after him
>Well I guess some teachers and Kayla's sister also expressed concerns regarding the kids, but they all hate Nick!!!
>The children complained about neglect too? They should be taking care of themselves and that 16 year old should be held accountable for all of this mess!
 
Nick and Kayla own the original home on 52nd St in their name. The 51st home is in the The Robert Lord Property Trust. I shouldn't have been surprised to see that Nick and Kayla are not paying the property tax on the 52nd St House or at least they didn't this year and it looks like it was late. The properties touch, but they are two separate homes, on two separate properties, off of two separate roads, with two different owners.

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That would suggest they own the property outright and there’s no mortgage then. Most mortgage companies require an escrow account so you don’t miss payments like this.
 
So I've been thinking, If Nick's only vice (besides the odd drink) was his swinging/wife swapping do you think people would still go after him like we all have been doing? I guess I'm trying to figure out if there is an "allowable limit" one is allowed to have degeneracy wise until you become a lollolcow
I think that if he had just the cocaine and gun, and hadn't beem on an obvious spiral of over-indulging people here wouldn't care so much. Maybe pretty much not at all - something like a third of adults in the US have a script for amphetamines, is cocaine actually that different? Probably not, but if Nick turned into a skeletal junkie who didn't feed his kids on addies people would be equally condemnatory.

The real moral hit comes from the swinging and child neglect being so off brand compared to his initial image that it felt like a lie. People only got like 10% as mad when Ralph admitted to weird sex shit and his obvious child abuse, because frankly nobody was surprised - Ralph's whole brand is he's a white trash POS.
 
There are two houses on Nick's property...

Maybe April and Nick are living in the rental house, and Kayla is living in the main house.

This could be why Nick needs to move the studio.
 
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Nick and Kayla own the original home on 52nd St in their name. The 51st home is in the The Robert Lord Property Trust. I shouldn't have been surprised to see that Nick and Kayla are not paying the property tax on the 52nd St House or at least they didn't this year and it looks like it was late. The properties touch, but they are two separate homes, on two separate properties, off of two separate roads, with two different owners.

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It's also conspicuous that the taxes were paid by Robert Rekieta himself, NOT the Robert Lord Property Trust. I suspect it was a late payment since there is a penalty listed. It looks like the listed payment date is 5/28 - but it's not clear if that was when the payment was made or when the bill was due, or if it's just when the records were updated- but based on the timing, Nick and Kayla either blew off their tax bill and Big Daddy Warbucks covered it, or it came due while they were in lockup, and Big Daddy Warbucks covered it for them.

I'm really curious how the trust is structured and who the trustees/beneficiaries are- but that's stuff we may never really know for sure (or I could be just missing it if someone already dug that up 2000 pages of posts ago). It's clear the Trust is helping them out big time, but it's unclear who has ultimate control of the trust or if Nick has any say in the Trust. That said- this tax payment clearly came from someone other than Nick, unless he uses his middle name as an alias for gayops purposes!
 
Missed all the child talk but its fairly obvious the life people expected out of Nick's oldest:


but the life trajectory seems pretty similar.
the difference is Spooney's rise and fall was in his 20s, with Nick it was all in his 40s when he had an entire life. its like how Andy was surprised he was never arrested for drugs, but like his rock bottom was pretty much only slightly worse than his high, he was still a single dude in his 20s with nothing relying on him. And honestly the drugs probably helped in a way because he'd be forced to defend JF from the wife murdering allegations right now if he never got into drugs. Its not like Andy's drug use played a part in Surfer and PPP breaking up.
 
CBD oil for sleep. At best, this is a homeopathic remedy, which she briefly promoted through a multi-level marketing scheme.
I think you mean naturopathic remedy, a system of using naturally occurring substances for remedy of ailments. Homeopathic is an often misused term, typically confused with naturopathic and holistic medicine.

Homeopathy is based on “like cures like”and a method of dilution where water molecules (or whatever other substance, typically inert, is used for dilution) “remember” the properties of the original molecule and potency is further increased by successive dilutions. So, if you are allergic to pollen, you could take a small bit of pollen and then mix it with water, shake it vigorously, then dilute it further, shake, dilute, shake, repeat numerous times and now you have your remedy.

If you think that sounds like retarded bullshit, you’re right. Most homeopathic “medicine” contains none of the original compounds’s molecules and is often nothing more than water, alcohol, or pill filler. It’s completely unregulated and there is no guarantee that the claimed product is actually in the “medicine” at all or that dosages are safe or effective.

Holistic medicine is more of an umbrella term for an approach to treatment. It emphasizes a “whole body approach” to treatment that includes mental and spiritual wellbeing alongside physical wellbeing. As such, holistic medicine does incorporate a lot of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (CAM), sometimes also called integrative medicine, that includes reiki, cupping, meditation, acupuncture, naturopathy, homeopathy, aromatherapy and other efficaciously-questionable treatments. Practitioners of CAM often say they provide evidence-based medicine/care, which they justify by torturing the meaning of evidence-based so they can lie to and scam consumers.

Fun fact: some elements of CAM are covered by Medicare and Medicaid, depending on the state. Most common is acupuncture and homeopathy. So, if a welfare queen wants to get her chi aligned by having tiny needles jabbed into her (aka acupuncture), depending upon the state, they can have Medicaid (aka the tax payers) pay for it.
 
PPP went immediately to "sex cross" after Aaron finished and a confused Warski was staring at the webcam. I wonder what kind of freakish stuff that fat Canadian watches.
Herculean as the task may be to guard a gunt so massive it cannot be buttoned into a santa costume, I must point out that I know a St. Andrew's cross is a sex thing in this context because I have been following Nick's downward spiral and Nick has talked about it being a sex thing, and that's been discussed at length by everyone who covers him. That's probably where PPP knows it from even if he does spend every waking hour masturbating to BDSM pornography.
 
The funny thing about Andrew is that he's a pretty smart guy even though Andrew is a municipal / special district lawyer in the state of Florida giving solid advice to Nick that the dozens of other lawyers that knows Nick gave as well. LM does his own practice that allows him to work in Asia. While Nick just did employment law and doesn't seem to do anything anymore other than snort lines of coke.
I think its hysterical that people keep speculating about Nick maybe losing his law license. Even if he did keep it what the fuck good will it do him? EVERYBODY knows hes an off-kilter child abusing drug addict now. Even if he kicks the drugs, would YOU want YOUR case to be the next one that potentially sends him off onto another tirade about a judge or some shit? Fuck no, that license is basically worthless now unless he can find some kinda anonymous way to use it.
 
I hope (THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT A LEGAL STATEMENT) becomes a Rekieta-ism like that one copy and pasted message Patrick S Tomlinson sends everyone who texts him. Nick should also probably use that disclaimer whenever he says he loves his kids, just to be safe.
Patrick is the victim of a evil cult that swats him and want him dead. This is not a joke, it's a legal statement of truth. You and Nick will enjoy prison
 
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