Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

I like my bacon on the slightly crispier side but what is this? It's so charred and even, caramelised? These strips should be in a fucking archeology lab, not on a plate.
Look at those cuts of cheese, it's about half as thick as the lard covering Jack's organs. This image gave me a stroke. I'm dead now, Terry Davis loaned me his laptop to make this post.

 

[AnOminous]

We had a back-and-forth about the nuances of this fad diet months ago, and you clearly see the validity in horking down beef to lose weight. I still think it's too vague a diet to really give a shit.

It's much like the keto bullshit (and can even cause ketosis). There's some merit to the concept, but it's really hard on the body. Maybe someone young and athletic could do this without any lasting harm (certainly less harm than roids anyway), but a stroked-out diabetic retard like Jack is just rolling the dice again.

Not even because he's doing it right but because he's just eating his usual fat fuck diet but with even more gud meat.

 

[PlasticOwls]

I like my bacon on the slightly crispier side but what is this? It's so charred and even, caramelised? These strips should be in a fucking archeology lab, not on a plate.
Look at those cuts of cheese, it's about half as thick as the lard covering Jack's organs. This image gave me a stroke. I'm dead now, Terry Davis loaned me his laptop to make this post.

Kiwis are getting mad at the bacon, when the true travesty here is using unmelted cheese to smush it next to the fucked bacon.

Even Gordon Ramsey still made a slightly better sandwich than whatever that is, and that was just two bricks of overly thick quarter-toasted artisanal bullshit with equally thick pink cheese and kimchi that looked like it came from a Chinese sweatshop

 

[AnOminous]

Even Gordon Ramsey still made a slightly better sandwich than whatever that is, and that was just two bricks of overly thick artisanal bullshit with equally thick pink cheese and kimchi that looked like it came from a Chinese sweatshop

It would probably have been edible but even using Kraft American singles or some shit like that would be a better choice for grilled cheese. Getting fancy with the bread is okay. And for other ingredients? Prosciutto is nice in the middle. But frankly straight up grocery store bread, butter, and American cheese singles is more of a grilled cheese sandwich than this sorry outing by Ramsay.

I don't think he understood the concept of a grilled cheese because the plebbery of it eluded him.

 

[PlasticOwls]

It's much like the keto bullshit (and can even cause ketosis). There's some merit to the concept, but it's really hard on the body. Maybe someone young and athletic could do this without any lasting harm (certainly less harm than roids anyway), but a stroked-out diabetic retard like Jack is just rolling the dice again.

Not even because he's doing it right but because he's just eating his usual fat fuck diet but with even more gud meat.

On paper, the only merit to the carnivore diet is how protein tricks you in feeling satiated and 'full' throughout the day. But that's true for every type of diet (eating in general, really).

Like you said, the downside to the diet is not getting enough of the other macronutrients; without carbs, fats, and fiber, you're fucked energy-wise, you arent absorbing nutrients efficiently, and you definitely wont be satiated or regular with your bowels.

Fiber and micronutrients are crucial in counteracting a lot of those downsides, but Jack despises vegetables and fruits. Even healthy fats go a long way in recovery and weight loss.

I don't think he understood the concept of a grilled cheese because the plebbery of it eluded him.

Gordon Ramsey got roasted to high hell over the botched sandwich, especially since he's known for making jokes about grilled cheese all the time on TikTok–to the point where someone Gordon made fun of made a response video explaining the science way more throughly than it needed to be

Spoiler: Further Context to the Sandwich that isnt Related to Jack

Not that its on topic, but the apology and explanation can be seen in the first 30 seconds of this interview by the same guy a year later. Tl;dw, Gordon only had half an hour to film the whole thing. It's also a great interview about death and last meals if that's up your alley.

Edit: formatting got fucked and added the last bit as a spoiler. Also, editing link posts on a phone sucks

 

[AltisticRight]

Gordon Ramsey got roasted to high hell over the botched sandwich, especially since he's known for making jokes about grilled cheese all the time on TikTok–to the point where someone Gordon made fun of made a response video explaining the science way more throughly than it needed to be

>Pecorino romano
>Asiago
WTF Gordon, was this inspired by Jamie Oliver?
If you don't want American cheese, use Gouda (pronounced How-dah) or Gruyère.
Asiago is also fine, any cheese used in fondues would be great.
>Olive oil
Oh boy. I would have used grapeseed oil but I don't have 22 Michelin Stars and I'm not Bri*ish.

Yeah this sandwich is awful.

Sometimes expensive ingredients doesn't translate to good food, especially simple ones such as grilled cheese, burgers and mac and cheese.

Edit: I just saw the screenshot you posted. I thought that was a slab of Japanese styled omelette (tamagoyakki) which tastes great in sandwiches.

 

[Adamska]

That point's been mentioned way too many times here, there, and everywhere else, for Jack not to have heard it. At this point, Jack stopped caring. Or deluded himself deep enough to not really matter.

It was a given Jack wouldn't be fucked to follow it like every single diet he's pretended to do. It was always just an excuse to pretend he's bothering to lose weight to avoid mockery and to eat all the same slop he'd always eat anyway with no restriction. He's heard it and only cares in the sense of comments on failing at it hurting his ego; hence why he ate a shitload of butter to lie about not eating mashed potatoes. I don't really expect anything honestly.

I should actually note that I consider this diet bullshit that just gives you constipation and the itis. Much like most diets, it's all in the caloric restriction, the dieter needs to moderate how much they eat. There's no magic food that allows a person to pig out until they want to vomit and still lose weight.

Also pretty sure the fiverr guy editing this slop doesn't care enough to farm outrage. Even if they did; I've only shat on this video from the thumbnails alone. I tend to only watch his cooking videos, and even then they have to be a big enough shitshow for me to want to dissect them honestly.

Kiwis are getting mad at the bacon, when the true travesty here is using unmelted cheese to smush it next to the fucked bacon.

Even Gordon Ramsey still made a slightly better sandwich than whatever that is, and that was just two bricks of overly thick quarter-toasted artisanal bullshit with equally thick pink cheese and kimchi that looked like it came from a Chinese sweatshop

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One of several factors that absolutely ruined Gordon's sandwich was his moronic decision to not grate the cheeses IMO to aid in the melting process. Yeah, peccorino romano/asiago is over the top. I also think it's missing some flavor tones, though the pepperberry serves as as a decent add-on, giving it a peppery taste. Kimchi'd also work, but he put too much of it on the sandwich, which not just turns it into a melt, but just adds more pointless heat.

The sandwich was still at least on some level fine until he decided to go full retard and cut the slices of them stupid thick. Even then it was salvagable with the right heat control. If he could get the cheese to melt before using the heat to toast the sides, it could maybe still work... if he did not cook it with a fire. Which was made more egregious by his decision to use olive oil.

He couldn't control the heat, meaning he had to pull it out early. Olive oil in my experience with skillet toasting bread also makes the bread caramelize and brown quicker, which further limited heat exposure to the cheese. That is what fucked this horrid sandwich the hardest.

 

[Comma]

I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

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(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)

I did not edit the audio (only had the "Stable Volume" option enabled on Youtube):

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EDIT:

Lmao, just noticed the final frame

This looks like a visual representation of what his thought process must be like.

 

[Human Butthole]

I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore. He uses the carnivore diet as an excuse to over indulge on meats and cheeses, and is under the delusion he’ll actually lose weight on it. He technically can, but he’d have to be counting calories, which would get in the way of how he regularly eats.

At least with keto, he’d be getting in some much needed fiber, but even before Jack went carnivore, he generally wouldn’t eat a vegetable unless it was slathered in sauces or fried. What I would give to see him eat some roasted broccoli with only salt, pepper, and olive oil.

That's what I don't get as well, when Jack said he was going on a diet, figured I'd do the same. I've dropped 30 pounds and have kept it off by making good changes. Jack swears he's down 14 or so pounds, but you can't tell.

I think like what others have pointed out, he isn't really doing anything "for real" for himself. Oh well.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If Tammy's actually playing a long-con to cash in on some life-insurance check by feeding Jack to death, she could have done the deed 10 years ago. By this point, their finances are fucked, and no insurance company wants to take an obese quintuple-stroke fake-Italian.

That, and Tammy was the breadwinner with her old job as far as I know. She couldve kept her job after leaving Jack, and probably made than if she is fishing for a pay day with a Life Insurance company–and be happier anywhere else.

While the idea of Tammy Sr. being the world's most patient black widow got a smile out of me, I think the explanation is much, much simpler: she's the pillar that holds the Scalfani home, and under a lot of social and religous pressure that she can't seem to escape.

Despite all of Jack's apparent god-bothering, he's not all that pious; what little we know of his pre-Tammy days doesn't show much evidence of overt religiousness, and he barely bothers with mealy-mouthed lip service nowadays. But we do know that Tammy used religion as a cudgel to make him tone down his drinking. I think she's the actual religious person in the household, and the rest of the family goes along with it to receive gud mit boi points/not get yelled at. And, as a Good Christian Woman, the very idea of divorce is something she simply can't abide; "in sickness and health" and all that.

On top of that, they're living in a conservative state, have made boomer-grade conservatism/democrat oppositionism part of their core identity, much of their circle of friends and acquaintances is church-related and, finally, there's the moral issue of abandoning a morbidly obese cripple, who has a laundry list of health issues and more bacon cookers than working brain cells, to his own, well-deserved, fate.

She probably considers the consequences of breaking any of the tethers binding her to Jack to be severe enough backlash (breaking vows/sinning, losing friends, family and community, being shunned by society), that she doesn't even try. Apathy has set in and, consciously or not, she's letting Jack eat himself to death as the fastest, less guilt-ridden path to a normal life.

TL;DR: Tammy lives in a society.

 

[Puggers]

Jack is live talking politics on this lovely Saturday morning. Some real mush brain takes.

 

[Andoxico]

Jack is live talking politics on this lovely Saturday morning. Some real mush brain takes.

Say it ain't so!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack already tried keto and failed miserably.

 

[AnOminous]

Gordon Ramsey got roasted to high hell over the botched sandwich, especially since he's known for making jokes about grilled cheese all the time on TikTok–to the point where someone Gordon made fun of made a response video explaining the science way more throughly than it needed to be

Based toast both sides bro.

 

[smug comporon]

Are there any foods Jack's made where you can look at the end product and think "I'd try that if I didn't know it was made by Jack"? I've watched a lot of this drooling retard's videos but I'm struggling to think of one that even looked edible.

I guess the closest would be his French Onion Soup, which just looked entirely flavorless.

 

[AnOminous]

Are there any foods Jack's made where you can look at the end product and think "I'd try that if I didn't know it was made by Jack"? I've watched a lot of this drooling retard's videos but I'm struggling to think of one that even looked edible.

I think one or two of his chilis, although just barely. They'd have been edible if mediocre at best because he doesn't understand the concept of browning. I'm totally not above the bag of chili mix + a couple cans + browned meat kind of chili. Some of those mixes are actually pretty good.

I'd still rather eat one of my own open a bunch of cans chili than that slop, but I'm fine with the kind of chili you'd see at a Midwestern church social, you know with beans and macaroni. I'm not going to be a dick to someone's granny over petty doctrinal disputes.

Anyway, a couple of his chilis were at least not absolutely repulsive, although the vast majority were. It's amazing how he can do that one dish so many times and still not know how to do it.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Are there any foods Jack's made where you can look at the end product and think "I'd try that if I didn't know it was made by Jack"? I've watched a lot of this drooling retard's videos but I'm struggling to think of one that even looked edible.

Its a stretch to call it it cooking, but the Christmas Crack he made, I'd try if I just saw it at like a holiday event with no further details about the cook. That sorta junk food is pretty normal for the holidays with my friends.

Otherwise no, I'd be hard pressed to eat most of what he makes even with only the look to go off of. It tends to be badly burnt or greasy, or both at the same time.

 

[Adamska]

Are there any foods Jack's made where you can look at the end product and think "I'd try that if I didn't know it was made by Jack"? I've watched a lot of this drooling retard's videos but I'm struggling to think of one that even looked edible.

I guess the closest would be his French Onion Soup, which just looked entirely flavorless.

A long time ago he made these garlic cheese bread things. I don't think those would've been too bad honestly. I know he's done a few other items that weren't too horrible looking or was mediocre as well, but the cheese bread thing is the one that comes quickest to mind.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Are there any foods Jack's made where you can look at the end product and think "I'd try that if I didn't know it was made by Jack"? I've watched a lot of this drooling retard's videos but I'm struggling to think of one that even looked edible.

I guess the closest would be his French Onion Soup, which just looked entirely flavorless.

One of his many chicken tartars, for sure. I could stand to lose 20 pounds over a weekend.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Are there any foods Jack's made where you can look at the end product and think "I'd try that if I didn't know it was made by Jack"? I've watched a lot of this drooling retard's videos but I'm struggling to think of one that even looked edible.

I guess the closest would be his French Onion Soup, which just looked entirely flavorless.

He made this thing called Korean Sloppy Joes a while back and while it wasn't actually Korean in any way and the siracha he used in the video was visibly off, I definitely would have eaten one if it was offered to me, I'm a bit of a slop enjoyer.