Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[glass_houses]

Every time I watch one of Anna's hauls, I am confused anew how she's managed to make a career as a "fashionista" but completely avoid learning about measuring tape.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

"This isn't really my style..."
"This isn't my color..."
"I'm not a fan of this print..."
"This isn't my favorite color..."
"I don't know where this gets worn..."
"It's not my fault, it's the clothing's fault..."

Way to sell the clothes, fatty (not that she could sell them by wearing them either).

 

[Blowupduck]

It's not her fault she can't fit, it's the clothing's fault, and therefore Jessica Simpson's fault.

Some short clips from that video:

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Walmart Plus Size Try On Haul: The New Jessica Simpson Collection​

Walmart is SO vanity sized it’s not funny. Example of Sophia Vegara clothing —it is really one size bigger than the size on the tags. (I’m speaking of normal sizing though.)

A size 6 will fit like an 8. A size S will fit like a M. If you’re feeling bloated or fat, and need a pick me up, buy from Walmart.

All this to say, she’s a lying liar who lies. Or she’s really delusional about her “new” body. She packed any weight loss right back on!!!

 

[multiverse]

Walmart Plus Size Try On Haul: The New Jessica Simpson Collection​

She forgot the word for "overalls". Much fashion, so style.

She could not put the overalls up over her bottom and fupa, so she decided the overalls were "not for tall people", despite the legs clearly pooling around her ankles with plenty of extra room. She said the overalls were for petite people, who would need to hem a full foot off the pants.

 

[thejackal2]

She forgot the word for "overalls". Much fashion, so style.

She could not put the overalls up over her bottom and fupa, so she decided the overalls were "not for tall people", despite the legs clearly pooling around her ankles with plenty of extra room. She said they overalls were for petite people, who would need to hem a full foot off the pants.

Feeder humiliation bait. Has to be. She's an idiot but even for her thinking some of those things were going to fit, come on. Has nothing to do with her height, or little, and everything to do with her deathfat proportions. Which she probably knows but doesn't want to acknowledge so she can keep on claiming she's a "2x up top".

I'll admit I thought for her the clothes were presentable and had an under stated elegance. The first dress and top was not overly country it just looked like a nice summer outfit. But I guess if it's not neon and showing all of her "candy juice" and "snatched waist" it's not a cool item, it's just country, or something.

 

[pippeyyy]

She doesn't need to even confess anymore to weight gain. Her hauls do all the talking. It's obvious she sees herself as the filtered mess, not anywhere near reality. You know she did this haul, got even more drunk, ate 3,000 calories and passed out for 14 hours.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Feeder humiliation bait. Has to be. She's an idiot but even for her thinking some of those things were going to fit, come on. Has nothing to do with her height, or little, and everything to do with her deathfat proportions. Which she probably knows but doesn't want to acknowledge so she can keep on claiming she's a "2x up top".

I'll admit I thought for her the clothes were presentable and had an under stated elegance. The first dress and top was not overly country it just looked like a nice summer outfit. But I guess if it's not neon and showing all of her "candy juice" and "snatched waist" it's not a cool item, it's just country, or something.

For context , got the jean jacket in 3x “because she’s a 2x up top”. She’s convinced walmart runs small when we all know it to be the opposite. So the 3x (really 4x) jacket is too small to close.
Meaning she’s a 4x at walmart (aka 5x) . The only reason those 4x dresses can fit her bottom half is because they are designed to be loose and flowy there.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

For context , got the jean jacket in 3x “because she’s a 2x up top”. She’s convinced walmart runs small when we all know it to be the opposite. So the 3x (really 4x) jacket is too small to close.
Meaning she’s a 4x at walmart (aka 5x) . The only reason those 4x dresses can fit her bottom half is because they are designed to be loose and flowy there.

I think she said she got those embroidered jeans in a size 26 and she couldn't even get them halfway up her thighs. But sure, Jessica Simpson's got something against big thighs.

 

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I think she said she got those embroidered jeans in a size 26 and she couldn't even get them halfway up her thighs. But sure, Jessica Simpson's got something against big thighs.

A size 26 that was really a 28, because Walmart has ludicrously vanity sized items for fatties.

So her real pant size is probably a 32.

 

[often puzzled]

She could not put the overalls up over her bottom and fupa, so she decided the overalls were "not for tall people", despite the legs clearly pooling around her ankles with plenty of extra room. She said the overalls were for petite people, who would need to hem a full foot off the pants.

The petite people know that there's no point in trying on overalls from big box stores, because the pant legs are going to drag after you like ridiculous little capes. The short people refuse to take responsibility for Anna's massive ass. This is her problem, not ours.

It's also a ridiculous excuse because the models who wear this stuff are probably around her height. She often brays about "tall girl problems!!11!1" when a skirt hits at the top of her thighs rather than her calf, while ignoring the fact that it hit in the right place on the model. Her thighs just do a number on the fabric, and she's utterly incapable of buying the correct size.

As people have already said, Walmart clothes tend to run quite large. It's not like Jessica Simpson is personally designing these and dictating the proportions, so her namesake line isn't any different. Anna has odd proportions that are exaggerated because of how massive she is, so she's just generally going to find a better fit if she sticks with separates or goes with dresses that are fitted on top and very loose below.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Walmart is SO vanity sized it’s not funny.

For anyone living outside of the US, the entire US is vanity sized.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I wonder if her enormous size means that water retention basically renders sizing completely useless. If she ordered that haul using size charts and a soft tape (extra extra extra long, of course) but then immediately chugged 19 bottles of booze, a tremendous tray of ribs, and a Starbucks sponsored frappucino, could she have expanded several sizes in water weight alone by the time her online order delivers?

Maybe she is just straight up guessing because she isn’t the same size every day? God forbid she starts ordering each item in multiple sizes, we’ll need a second trash island in the ocean just to accommodate the additional waste.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Maybe she is just straight up guessing because she isn’t the same size every day?

That range only runs to 4X, so she bought the largest sizes in everything except the white jacket. I’m sure Jessica Simpson didn’t have deathfats in mind when she designed the range.

I wonder if her enormous size means that water retention basically renders sizing completely useless

It shouldn’t make a lot of difference size wise because even if she varies 10lbs due to water weight, that ten pounds would be distributed over a very large body. Her problem is that she doesn’t buy the correct sizes to begin with. She thinks clothing fits when it’s two sizes to small. That’s where there’s no room for water retention.

 

[Blowupduck]

The petite people know that there's no point in trying on overalls from big box stores, because the pant legs are going to drag after you like ridiculous little capes. The short people refuse to take responsibility for Anna's massive ass. This is her problem, not ours.

It's also a ridiculous excuse because the models who wear this stuff are probably around her height. She often brays about "tall girl problems!!11!1" when a skirt hits at the top of her thighs rather than her calf, while ignoring the fact that it hit in the right place on the model. Her thighs just do a number on the fabric, and she's utterly incapable of buying the correct size.

As people have already said, Walmart clothes tend to run quite large. It's not like Jessica Simpson is personally designing these and dictating the proportions, so her namesake line isn't any different. Anna has odd proportions that are exaggerated because of how massive she is, so she's just generally going to find a better fit if she sticks with separates or goes with dresses that are fitted on top and very loose below.

Walmart is one of those online retailers where you can change the model to your height and body build and size so you get a better idea of what the clothes look like on you instead of a 5’10” size 2 model. Not that Anna could pick a model with her build but at least pick the largest “2x” “big-boned” 5’10” model lol. Anyway, length should not be an issue.

 

[cybercybe]

On a diet.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

I always have to think of ShannyforChrist when I see her without make up. Deteriorating fast there Missy.

 

[lottalove]

She sounds as if there should be a cheering crowd from tape after each sentence. Also I kinda couldn't look away:

 

[OttoWest]

There is a Dillard’s at The Domain, the shopping center Anna used to live beside. It is literally less than half a mile from The Bowen. She could probably see it from her balcony. Shows how much she actually gets out.

It's not my fault, it's the clothing's fault...

When I worked retail in college, we used to tell customers “Clothing was made to fit the body, not the other way around.” It was a nice platitude to make a woman feel better if she was too busty for a button down top or had other minor fit issues.

But with people like Anna, it’s a fucking lie. Because of their unfathomably outlandish proportions clothing cannot in fact made to fit their bodies— and for deathfats it is upon them to address that issue. Either learn to sew and tailor or do the work and lose the weight.

 

[cybercybe]

How are her knees still working? Probably not for much longer...



More stupid glasses:

 

[Even more 8008135]

Not even fucking human.