KiwiFarms Dating Thread

Here's mine:
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DOOD @Pooner
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@Cow-Chan craves attention and enjoys being degraded, but she has two good reasons to give it to her posted to her profile.
 
Figured I might as well if only to ingratiate myself to some people in the community since I am new around these parts, if another guy thinks we'd get along, I am open to chatting.
26/M/North East North America (that is as specific as I will get) (why didn't anyone start with A/S/L?)
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A few thing that were more or less universal, my sense of humour is extremely dry, which I expect no one to find funny so that is the caveat. As for fashion taste: I have not worn a pair of jeans or a t-shirt in years, and exclusivity wear nice button-ups, especially vintage and colourful. If this is what you mean by dress well, well there it is. The hardest drug I use is that I occasionally smoke tobacco.
@Chromeo
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@Doppelmonger
I don't own a tux, but I do enjoy cufflinks so?
I don't know what good eater means, please explain.
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@EvaXephon
Do you think vintage Italian silk club shirts are "swag"? I would.
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@MsFrancisFoster
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@Generic Anime Girl
Define "mentally ill"
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@Geoform 187
I don't play or run D&D, but I do play just about anything else, from Vampire to Traveller.
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@gorgoroth7134
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@KweenKarlotta
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@Meiwaku
I am neutral on the foot fetish question. Also I don't know what an "act of service is".
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@ofpoew
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@Pooner
If by goat village you mean rural Greece, probably not. I've been, wasn't terribly impressed. Athens did not engender either.
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LovisXVI said:
Dashed lines is "kind of" or "depends on what you mean"
A few thing that were more or less universal, my sense of humour is extremely dry, which I expect no one to find funny so that is the caveat. As for fashion taste: I have not worn a pair of jeans or a t-shirt in years, and exclusivity wear nice button-ups, especially vintage and colourful. If this is what you mean by dress well, well there it is. The hardest drug I use is that I occasionally smoke tobacco.
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Decent isn't so much fashion sense as it is "can you avoid hornyposting on facebook and convincingly pretend to be a normie out in public." I've had friends who just cannot make themselves act normal, it's shocking. I don't know how they do it. One of them openly lusts after feet on the same public facebook his mother is on. I don't get it!
 
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Chromeo said:
Decent isn't so much fashion sense as it is "can you avoid hornyposting on facebook and convincingly pretend to be a normie out in public."
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I gathered that much which is why that one just got a full one. I have no idea why people would hornypost on Facebook (or even have one for that matter).
 
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I've had friends who just cannot make themselves act normal, it's shocking. I don't know how they do it. One of them openly lusts after feet on the same public facebook his mother is on. I don't get it!
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I've got a cousin who did this back when I had a Facebook account. In person, he's a totally normal, sociable, and often witty guy who's fun to be around, but he would constantly post these horny public comments to various Facebook whores without any regard for how creepy it came off.

I don't know what it is about the Internet that makes some people shed all their social skills and dignity.
 
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Ibanez RG 350EX said:
I've got a cousin who did this back when I had a Facebook account. In person, he's a totally normal, sociable, and often witty guy who's fun to be around, but he would constantly post these horny public comments to various Facebook whores without any regard for how creepy it came off.

I don't know what it is about the Internet that makes some people shed all their social skills and dignity.
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It's like that perceived anonymity, you're behind a screen by yourself so you're less inhibited. With how tied to your IRL self Facebook is, though, I can't understand how someone feels completely immune from irl consequence on Facebook. Twitter, Tumblr, HERE, at least you can pretend to be someone or something you're not. Facebook fucking asks for your real ID when you get locked out of it. I don't understand these people! Maybe it's just men being horny and it fries their brains???
 
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Holy fuck...

Wife has some of her friends over for dinner, one of them this girl I'll call her "Jane" is pushing mid 30s and struggling to find Mr Right. She's about 200K in student debt and has a normal job she's not hot, I would call her a 4 or 5 at best. She dating 2 different guys one treats her like trash and fucks her once every 6 months and she can't get enough of him she prays to god he shows up and saves her. Second guy is Mr Nice guy, fairly handsome I think he was a nurse. She went on two dates with him and found out he had student debt just like her and treated her "too nice" and she lost all interest in him sexually when he was too nice. Everybody was drinking, Jane mentions Mr nice guy wanted to see her platonically "as friends" somebody had the bright idea to invite him over and for some fucking reason Jane calls Mr Nice guy and invites him over to drink with all of us. Jane does this for some reason and the look on her face when she invites him over and he says yes is the same face you make when you see your dog shit on your carpet. She's invited this guy over she doesn't like and I'm watching two delusional people have the most awkward of conversations. Mr Nice guy says he's had 3 relationships 2 ended with the woman cheating on him. Which tells me they ended the relationship and he didn't get it, couldn't process it so he perceived it as cheating.

Dating is goddamn horrifying. 3rd wave feminism is basically turning us into the the film "Children of Men". There's this odd thing where women are always trying to date up. Bitch, you want the millionaire Chad? WTF makes you think you deserve him? On the other side Men are total pussies as emotionally needy as women.
 
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