Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
Southern Law goes over the warrant's legality. tldr: he thinks it's legit but hedges by saying he is more in line with Joe feelings on Nick. Hopefully not when it comes to blaming the kids.
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Finally, an actually neutral view without bullshit that doesn't ramble on grifting for hours.
Nicky has woken up from after the drinking last night to come back on twitter.
Does he finally have a lawyer who told him he'd fire him as a client if he doesn't shut the fuck up? Or is this just hungover Nick realizing what drunk Nick did may bite him in the ass? I'm sure by tonight he'll be back to the attitude of "that's hungover Nick's problem, I'd sure hate to be that guy."
 
orrect. It's the maternal side. Her maiden name is Owen, not Lord though.

The familial wealth came from an IPO windfall of a petroleum engineering company (Petrofac Limited) on the London Stock Exchange. This was in 2005, when Nick was 23 years old.
Interesting. Nick definitely has some ideas about women and their roles. I have heard him mention his dad many times, never his mom. Maybe Mom wearing the pant when it comes to the trust fund causes problems for Nick’s psyche and why Dad seems to be a mediator that tries to pal around with him.

Obviously his dad was his own man, supported his family and then they got an incredible windfall after the kids were grown to enjoy. His dad had no ego issues and a strong marriage so the money was a real blessing they enjoyed together and responsibly. (Good timing on coming into sudden wealth at that age and stage in life.)

Nick has never been his own man, he didn’t earn enough to support his own family until the last three years streaming success. He had to rely on the generosity of mom, with his father’s agreement and input I’m sure. Nick would have resented the hell out of it.

I always thought it was odd Nick lived near Kayla’s family, not his own. This can happen for many reasons but the wealth of his own family meant they could easily afford to live near each other. I’m going to guess Nick like being the mysteriously wealthy, “successful lawyer” in Minnesota. His money would have given him leverage among her and her family, leverage he would not have among his own, in fact the opposite. The source of his allowance being close by to Nick was problematic for him. Rich local parents make it too obvious where his money came from and might be busy bodies interfering with HIS household.

It would appear the trust had some real guardrails in place for Nick and how the money was used. They worked well for many years because the first crack he got at doing whatever he wanted with a pile of his own money things went down the toilet at light speed.
We need a term similar to noseguarding for all these people who keep making excuses for Kayla.
lol. The most over-used term im this thread for two years was cunt-guarding, the term for anything that wasn’t out right shitting on Kayla.

One was accused of cunt guarding if they disagreed Kayla was breaking Nick’s heart by demanding to go to Hedo 2 because she was demanding BBC. It’s odd to suddenly see Nose-guarding become a used term this past two weeks because cunt guarding was so over used for so long.
 
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Null was raised by a single mother. He would comprehend that Kayla is a failure as one. I think at one point he related his mom wouldn't even bring guys home.
It's kind of a mood killer when you have some screwed up kid on the couch asking if you are his new daddy, when you just showed up for a tinder hookup.
 
The familial wealth came from an IPO windfall of a petroleum engineering company (Petrofac Limited) on the London Stock Exchange. This was in 2005, when Nick was 23 years old.
Oh, this solves a riddle for me. I'd assumed that the wealth came about long ago, long before Nick was born, and that his mother had grown up with it. So I've never understood why Nick has no taste or sophistication, has never been anywhere, lived in Lakeville, and went to the college he did. I was reminded of this seeing wedding pictures in the last day or two - though they look lovely (Kayla was cute as a button and Nick looks like an Amish kid fresh off his rumspringer) it just doesn't have a style/vibe that would make sense with that background. Finally it makes sense.
 
There really aren't magic words that automatically make something not defamatory. The issue is how the audience would take it and if that's as a statement of fact, it's defamatory, whether you say "probably" or "allegedly" or "in Minecraft" or "abracabra."
You're right (I'm assuming, I know sod all about law) maybe it would be more accurate to say adding weasel words like 'probably' would have at least given him a potential avenue to explore, as opposed to repeatedly, unambiguously stating 'this man is a child molester' over and over and over again?

I'm assuming that's why he's recently started saying that it's his earnest belief or whatever, so he can fall back on 'well, that's just, like, my opinion, your honor'.
 
It's kind of a mood killer when you have some screwed up kid on the couch asking if you are his new daddy, when you just showed up for a tinder hookup.
My point here is Null seemed to have a mom that loved him very much, and wanted the very best for him. Null knows what a proper mom is. I am sure many of us had mom's like that too (or at least I hope).

Kayla ain't that.

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother. If she's willing to pull her head out of her ass, then she needs to do it already.
 
Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother. If she's willing to pull her head out of her ass, then she needs to do it already.
What is "already"? Give it 30-60 days. Let's judge then.

The woman is, apparently, getting clean or wants to (per Aaron - sorry for the unreliable narrator).

I can't say the same for her spouse who is sperging on Twitter.
 
What is "already"? Give it 30-60 days. Let's judge then.

The woman is, apparently, getting clean or wants to (per Aaron - sorry for the unreliable narrator).

I can't say the same for her spouse who is sperging on Twitter.
She may be in rehab or want to, but there's nothing suggesting one way or another.

- Aaron said at some point among the last time/s he talked to her she said they were going to stop after the current stash was done...and then they bought more. That's hardly evidence of her wanting to get sober.
- We haven't heard from her - not new.
- Getting out with conditions is a thought/hope for future leniency, maybe, but more likely someone just made an executive decision, and it wasn't her.
- Getting out without conditions in no way precludes going to rehab.
 
Wasn't it determined that Fatrick likely types out all his "Enjoy prison. Stalker Child." messages and doesn't use lowly shortcuts like copy/paste?
Yeah you can tell because when he gets really upset about something he fat fingers his phone and makes typos.
He's typing that shit by hand.
 
You had my sticker at the Kiwi Farms splash screen.
Representin'

That last 4 minutes was kino as fuck and I did not see that coming. I was expecting a “LOOOOOOOYAL REKIETA!” sound clip drop but it was still 10/10. The AI voices made it very enjoyable
Thanks! I tried to use the AI voices minimally, and use mostly actual voice clips from their videos, but some things I was just never going to get. Plus sitting through Dax's streams for many hours all in the hopes of catching him saying one single word I needed was so painful and I wouldn't wish that on my enemy.

Ah yes. I remember it well. The day Null anointed me with that T&H sticker was a proud one indeed.

Great video, dude. I imagine it was a lot of work.
Thank you fren. About a month and a half, so yes quite a lot. But now I rest.

I imagine when somebody gets their T&H badge, it pretty much looks exactly like that.

Great work.
What movie is that from?
It's three movies frankensteined together: 'Kingdom of Heaven', 'Outlaw King', and 'The Last Duel.' Two of them directed by Ridley Scott.

I think all three are great, and worth your watch.
 
not your average functional 16-year-old.
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My point here is Null seemed to have a mom that loved him very much, and wanted the very best for him.
I'm sure she did the best job she could.
She may be in rehab or want to, but there's nothing suggesting one way or another.

- Aaron said at some point among the last time/s he talked to her she said they were going to stop after the current stash was done...and then they bought more. That's hardly evidence of her wanting to get sober.
- We haven't heard from her - not new.
- Getting out with conditions is a thought/hope for future leniency, maybe, but more likely someone just made an executive decision, and it wasn't her.
- Getting out without conditions in no way precludes going to rehab.
Junkies make grandiose plans like this all the time.

If she does get clean, she needs to divorce Nick. You can't stay clean with a junkie spouse. Plus, when she is sober, she is going to have to come to terms with all the fucked up shit that she and Nick did to each other and the kids.

Marriages don't survive rehab.

It's all moot because there is zero chance she is interacting still with Aaron. He needs this "she loves me and is in contact still" larp for clout.
 
My point here is Null seemed to have a mom that loved him very much, and wanted the very best for him. Null knows what a proper mom is. I am sure many of us had mom's like that too (or at least I hope).

Kayla ain't that.

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother. If she's willing to pull her head out of her ass, then she needs to do it already.
This 100%

Having loving parents who are very active in life vs degens.

Also call me retarded if you must but the kids DID go through a full shutdown of life via the coof, that had a HUGE impact on younger kids and as a parent of younger children now, I am trying to make sure they aren’t falling behind. Both of them becoming worse after all that assures they don’t give a single fuck.

E:they both suck.
 
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