Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DuranceVile]

I give it a 0.001% chance of streaming a trial. Even less so on Monday. His 'remodeling' will take a week plus. He also hates trial streaming.

He is visibly seething at just the thought of doing trial streams 3 months ago.

He is not a law channel, 7 months ago.

Then there is this one during the Murdaugh trial where he freaks out during it about 'jury analysis'. A year and 3 months ago.

I'd love to see him try to do a trial stream his first time back from the arrest. Getting buried in troll superchats as he sits there trying to commentate by himself and getting more and more pissed in both senses of the word.

 

[JackoVerde]

When Nick and Kayla got arrested, how did the farms find out.
Was someone just happening to look in the arrest records, was someone tipped off that it happened.

 

[NSA Intern]

I'd love to see him try to do a trial stream his first time back from the arrest. Getting buried in troll superchats as he sits there trying to commentate by himself and getting more and more pissed in both senses of the word.

I'm having a hard time weighing the pros of watching Dick Lickeita get needled over and over versus the cons of him continuing to make money

 

[CoomerTine]

Lol Barnes saying this shit while wearing a confession through projection shirt is peak irony

https://x.com/kinocopter/status/1797014349837713854?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

When Nick and Kayla got arrested, how did the farms find out.
Was someone just happening to look in the arrest records, was someone tipped off that it happened.

They posted the mugshots is when everyone found out. How that original person found them is anyone’s guess. I wonder if they had Google Alerts turned on for Rekieta’s name and that was triggered from the mugshots?

 

[Potatoherder]

We are in a timeline where someone actually said making fun of a cuck is equal to the nazis throwing jews into gas chambers.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Been finally catching up on all the Rekieta shit. And so far I've learned
>He was a male cheerleader
>Goes to gay bars
>Constantly talks about gay sex
>Thinks Lester Burnham should've fucked the high schooler
>The fucking balldo
>Licks beer bottles
>He hates his kids
>He hates his church
>He hates everything about Christianity
>Been crying about not making enough money
Wow, no wonder this drunken faggot was 2023's lolcow of the year. I should've been alogging him years ago.

 

[200MB]

Barnes is loyal to the Bible and the Constitution. Also people.

4:20 Compares lawtubers against Rekieta to the mob who would turn in Jews to Nazis. Mentions Legal Mindset ("Grifter Mindset"), Nate, etc.

Discusses his nonexistent Rumble contract, last two minutes.


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He sounds schizophrenic holy shit. This is your brain on politics.
"You're all virtue signaling SJWs who hate the constitution and freedom! You grifter Nazi Klansmen!"

Does he ever address why he thinks Nick is innocent? Or where the constitution says Nick should be allowed to smoke crack in front of his children and turn their house into a scene out of Hellraiser?

"We have such sights to show you."

 

[Procrastinhater]

Then there is this one during the Murdaugh trial where he freaks out during it about 'jury analysis'. A year and 3 months ago.

This is around the time all the other "Law Tube" people slowly started to try to distance themselves from the decaying, angry, alcoholic.
Looking at the faces of the other guys on the panel while this sot is going on his boozed up rant, how uncomfortable they are is comical.
You can tell they're thinking "what the fuck am I doing here with this bum, he's embarrassing himself and us"
The awkward chuckles, the looking around their rooms, they knew then, and for these faggots to try and sweep it up for this cunt now...

He's a fucking mess and he has been for a long time.

 

[NSA Intern]

He sounds schizophrenic holy shit. This is your brain on politics.
"You're all virtue signaling SJWs who hate the constitution and freedom! You grifter Nazis Klansmen!"

Does he ever address why he thinks Nick is innocent? Or where the constitution says Nick should be allowed to smoke crack in front of his children and turn their house into a scene out of Hellraiser?

"We have such sights to show you."

"The ceiling cats are angels to some. Demons to others."

 

[Truly Rural]

I mean having five kids and not being fat is pretty impressive.
We saw videos of her years ago before the cocaine and she was still thin then.

Also I guess that was written back when she was still taking showers aka taking care of her body.

When Nick and Kayla got arrested, how did the farms find out.
Was someone just happening to look in the arrest records, was someone tipped off that it happened.

I have no idea how original poster got the info but I luff him her

 

[Mikoyan]

"The ceiling cats are angels to some. Demons to others."

Oh my fucking god I do not want to see the sights they have to show me.

 

[CoomerTine]

PPP is a fat retard but he’s been going off today

 

[DuranceVile]

He's a fucking mess and he has been for a long time.

The cracks were starting even in 2019, at the height of WeebWars.

Preface: Thomas Roiloup is a turbosperg who declared blood vendetta against Rekieta and EVS after losing a "debate" over Comicsgate on Rekieta 's show. He's been declaring Rekieta a fake and a fraud for half a decade now, and is a great example of a broken clock being right.

He posted this video from an infamous twitch stream where Rekieta (at the time) uncharacteristically went off on Vic for not coming on his show. He eventually apologized for it and as I recall, it was ironically blamed on having a bit too much to drink that night. But Rackets going on very womanly rants about drama goes further than many realize.

https://youtu.be/UqjZCa30anU?si=Y80EBOVOw8bfAiaR

 

[pee pee pooner]

Stream might be on for Monday.
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Ah yes just what youtube needs, someone else streaming the Karen Read trial, who is less experienced in criminal law than everyone else already covering it, and who knows so little about the case which is filled with a ton of backstory and pre-trial controversy that he literally didn't even know it's been going on for 18 days already lol

 

[CoomerTine]

Aaron was guesting on the misery loves
Company channel on YouTube when he found out

 

[Queesechake]

I can't quote @Procrastinhater's post but you're very much on point. Rackets was constantly talking during Rittenhouse about how he'd created this new way of looking at trials. And it was pretty fun, even the small ones like Theodore Edgecome were at worst good background noise. (I think Minnesota should bring Judge Borowski in for Rekieta 's trial).

At the time Depp was taking off, I thought it was odd that he kept insisting he was going to keep the night show around when it was clear he'd found an audience during the day. His excuse was that he wanted to reward the community that'd stayed with him when he was smaller. You know, the same audience of weebs, conservatives, and trad Christians he'd tell to get lost just a few months later. But it makes sense now seeing it was an excuse to spend less time around his family and drink more.

There's really no going back for that audience now, Emily Baker vacuumed up most of the trial watchers and Sean is on his way to becoming the new LawPope.

For future reference if you want to quote an unquotable post you can just highlight the text and hit reply or quote when the little message pops up.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I used to like Barnes and Viva... But Jesus their takes are insane..

Viva went completely nutso after he moved to Florida. I think the heat fried his brain.

Oh my fucking god I do not want to see the sights they have to show me.

And to think... he didn't hesitate.

 

[CoomerTine]

I believe this is when the world first found out about the arrests:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAe-VPf88U&pp=ygUcbWlzZXJ5IGxvdmVzIGNvbXBhbnkgcG9kY2FzdA%3D%3D

 

[NSA Intern]

For future reference if you want to quote a unquotable post you can just highlight the text and hit reply or quote when the little message pops up.

Finally I can call all the people creating 8-paragraph screeds of their totally original, totally insightful analysis on the situation or psychology of those involved COMPLETE FAGGOTS