Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
I'm still 400 pages behind, and probably will be until Nick goes to prison or crashes his car into his church in a final pyrotechnical display of adolescent ODD.

But I wanna go back about five years ago, when a Farmer researched Ron Toye's divorce records and discovered that Ron had been abusive to his first wife, threatening to kill her animals and hitting her with a television remote. Nick, upon hearing this, affected a solemn demeanor. He silently poured himself a glass of whiskey, and then, with the most concerned expression, told Monica Rial, Ron's then-fiancee, that if Ron had done anything to her ever, he would help her however he could. He would get her out of there if she was being harmed, that he had represented desperate women scared of their partners before and hated the idea that she could potentially be in danger.

That scene has played over in my mind reading all of this. The absolute sociopathy of this man... Able to put on that mask of stalwart, masculine concern without a missing a beat while living such a gross life himself.

And maybe shit was a lot better in the Rekieta household at the time, but I doubt it. The first time I saw Kayla on Nick's show she was crying because she had made the baby sick by feeding her an old bottle that was on the kitchen counter instead of a fresh bottle and Nick had taken over cleaning up all the puke because she just couldn't handle it and felt like a bad mother. She also spoke about her psych meds, which by her demeanor on the show pointed at benzos. During that time Nick was drinking often enough on his show that people gave him good natured ribbing about it. House was already in such obvious disarray that they made an infant sick and Kayla was clearly already a shambles. (And the kid they made sick was the one who held the police officer's hand when she left the house and asked if the policeman could get her some clean clothes.)

The ability to put on a display like that is chilling. I bought it at the time. But Nick and Kayla had been showing us who they were all along and they were way worse than anything Ron Toye, an asshole if there ever was one, brought to the table. Ron threatened to kill a dog. Nick blithely kills animals, even torturing them when it suits him. Ron hit a woman with a remote. Nick has knock-down, drag-out fights several times a day with his daft, disaster of a wife and she throws things at him and hits her target well-enough that she may leave bruises. They can barely manage to keep their kids clean and fed even when Nick isn't snorting whatever the fuck unidentified brown substance he can get his nose into. Nick was who he was when he put on his mask of concern for Monica years ago. Had he managed to stave off his drug habit for a bit longer, who knows how long it would have taken his mask to slip.

And then you read the warrant affidavit, remember all the breadcrumbs of dysfunction Kayla and Nick dropped along the way, and realize those kids have been suffering for a long time, much longer than their parents' current addiction arc. Imagine ballwashing and nose-wiping a zoosadist and his violent slattern of a wife (RIP CRP).
 
I've been watching a lot of Runkle of the Bailey recently, partly because as a firearms attorney he is the person I trusted most to know wtf anything was when the Hannah Gutierrez trial was happening (the Alec Baldwin shooting armorer's trial), but also because for things like the Karen Read trial he doesn't typically stream them live as the trial is happening, but instead does recap videos that evening. He watches the day's session live ahead of time and then during the recaps he'll jump to notable parts of the trial and give his take on how things go. It's an interesting alternate way to watch.
I feel like I should also mention that, in my opinion, Runkle has had an incredibly even-keeled take on all the Rekieta drama. From what I've seen his comments have been (very roughly paraphrased), "My channel is where it is in no small part because of Nick, so I will decline to comment further on the events surrounding him." At some point he was asked if he would cover Nick's trial if it gets broadcast and his response was along the lines of "I cover cases that I find legally interesting. Nick's case is only interesting because of who Nick is, not because there's anything legally interesting about it."

I know some Kiwis will hate on him for fence sitting, but to me Runkle's take is some low-key shade on the situation, like telling someone "I was raised where if I have nothing nice to say about someone I shouldn't say anything at all." That, and the fact that he doesn't find anything legally interesting about it says all you need to know about his take on Barnes's position.
 
I welcome thee for being up to date with the Rekieta thread.
Every few hours we are going to have some political-philosophical discussion about (but not limited to):
- Capabilities and responsibilities of a teenager on today's society;
- The history and impact of alcohol on American History;
- Economics and sociopolitical impact of the cocaine market;
- Responsibilities of a contemporary mother of 5 children - a sociopolitical discussion;
It's part of this thread syllabus. We appreciate your participation. Remember spiral learning, so repeating alredy discussed topics is part of your education.
back in my day we had weeks-long symposiums on Christian theology and the utility of butter dishes.
 
In the NSFW - Nick and Kayla Photos from LOCALS - NSFW

I can't look at those pictures of Kayla's scantily clad tattooed body without imagining her being told to spread her buttcheeks and jump up and down in front of a couple of bull dagger cops booking her into custody.
Why is Kayla proud of her body?

Do you know how much Nick spent on the damn thing? This body was very 'spensive.
 
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But I wanna go back about five years ago, when a Farmer researched Ron Toye's divorce records and discovered that Ron had been abusive to his first wife, threatening to kill her animals and hitting her with a television remote. Nick, upon hearing this, affected a solemn demeanor. He silently poured himself a glass of whiskey, and then, with the most concerned expression, told Monica Rial, Ron's then-fiancee, that if Ron had done anything to her ever, he would help her however he could. He would get her out of there if she was being harmed, that he had represented desperate women scared of their partners before and hated the idea that she could potentially be in danger.
What the fuck. Reading that made my skin crawl over. I'm going to have to track that down to see for myself because that sounds like a piece to the puzzle of the Nick Rekieta mentality. That's cold and calculated.

Squaring that with the "cornering her in the bathroom on Superbowl Sunday" story is pretty fucked.
I can't look at those pictures of Kayla's scantily clad tattooed body without imagining her being told to spread her buttcheeks and jump up and down in front of a couple of bull dagger cops booking her into custody.
Very optimistic to suggest she has the athleticism to jump up and down.
 
But I wanna go back about five years ago, when a Farmer researched Ron Toye's divorce records and discovered that Ron had been abusive to his first wife, threatening to kill her animals and hitting her with a television remote. Nick, upon hearing this, affected a solemn demeanor. He silently poured himself a glass of whiskey, and then, with the most concerned expression, told Monica Rial, Ron's then-fiancee, that if Ron had done anything to her ever, he would help her however he could. He would get her out of there if she was being harmed, that he had represented desperate women scared of their partners before and hated the idea that she could potentially be in danger.
the good ol days of weeb wars. it was hilarious to see ron flipping out cuz of it and all the remote memes that started to drop :drink:
 
How did a Canadian coming to the US manage to turn him into an even bigger pussy?

Just in case anyone doesn't want to engage with this retarded canadian's post, here's an image / archive link.

Viva putting off big high school drama vibes.

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The Possession of Nicholas Robert Rekieta
You can chalk at least some of 2018-2022 as being natural aging. Hell he even looked relatively healthy, just thinner, in February of 2024.

But holy shit, the difference between April and May is absolutely terrifying. Cancer Man Jim probably looks better than he does right now in that last clip.
 
Barnes doesn't even fucking believe in the imposition of bail. At all. Claiming, falsely, it is unconstitutional. That is not a reasonable interpretation of the 8th Amendment. The 8th Amendment prohibits excessive bail. Not all bail. If the founding fathers didn't believe in bail at all, they would have said so.
It's one thing to say "this is how it should be" and entirely another to claim the Constitution says that. You don't really respect the Constitution if you lie about it.
 
This is pure spergery from Viva. He being so verbose about this simple matter makes me think that something is true about the Rumble conflict of interest (and I never thought this was true).
This Canadian has no chill. The secret for extinguishing drama is to just be quiet about it. Not being capable of just shutting the fuck up is a theme at lawtube.
 
A better example of something that inexplicably flew under everybody's radar, it seems, was the raccoon and skunk story. I dunno how the fuck we missed that one.
I'm going to get a bunch of clocks and trashcans for this, but can someone give me a QRD? I wasn't really following Nick during the weeb wars and can't be assed to dig through 4k+ posts without knowing when it happened
 
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This is pure spergery from Viva. He being so verbose about this simple matter makes me think that something is true about the Rumble conflict of interest (and I never thought this was true).
This Canadian has no chill. The secret for extinguishing drama is to just be quiet about it. Not being capable of just shutting the fuck up is a theme at lawtube.
It is seriously weird just how unhinged that post comes off.

It'd be one thing if he said "Barnes and I support our friend Nick Rekieta no matter what", but he's practically threatening anyone who dares to disagree with him.
 
This Canadian has no chill.
In Viva's defense, he was boots-on-the-ground for the trucker convoy protest. His chill has been systematically genocided by the Trudeau regime. Not saying he's right, but yeah. Dealing with insane liberals has sucked him into the extremist vortex, and his alliance with Barnes doesn't help.
 
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