Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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I recently rewatched some Boondocks episodes, and came across this one. It's just so on point.
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Granddad's Pork-Swine delight:
  • Two pig knuckles glazed in honey
  • Pig tongue marinated in butter for two days
  • Chitlins soaked in hot sauce and drizzled in mayonnaise and then set to harden on my back porch
  • Three pounds of cheddar cheese
 
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Glowie Hunter Art Bell said:
So my GF's dad (white) is super into BBQing/smoking brisket, ribs etc. During the nicer months, her (white) family has get togethers usually once a month where he makes something. His food is always fantastic and tender, flavorful, etc.

Within that side of the family there is a (white) male cousin who fucked a niggress and had 2 niglets (coal shoveler?) Which the niggress promptly abandoned as soon as the opportunity arose. Said white cousin is an alcoholic with a gambling problem and made no attempt to raise these kids, so they got dumped off with gram and gramps....who have made no real attempt to raise these kids. Just slapped phones in their hands at age 8 and let then get completely absorbed into hyper nigger culture.

At nearly every family get together they will literally drown their plate of whatever fantastic smoked/bbq'd meat we are having in Buffalo sauce, hot sauce or other shit. We're talking a puddle of sauce to the point of being almost inedible. The whole time the speakerphone is on, facetime on with the "done ain't no seasoning on dis" type shit being screeched back and forth with more niglets.

Shits fucking disgusting and I can't that stand that side of her family
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Had a very similar scenario happen to me last week. I was having a BBQ at my place and invited some folks over. A good friend of mine has incredibly poor tastes in women and invited one over. I made some brisket, pulled pork, and a prime rib for the occasion, basically a slave to the kitchen and grills for several days straight. I’m not the best cook in the world, but I do think my barbecue skills are pretty good; never any overt complaints. Everyone enjoyed the food, even other black people.

I am going to suck myself off here a bit. This brisket was awesome. Incredible bark, perfectly moist, even thick slices of the lean would easily bend over your finger. Just awesome. No sauce needed. Alright, back to it.

This one woman in particular was a real piece of work. She tweezed the brisket and pulled pork with her long, distugusting neon-painted fingernails. The brisket was sliced, so not the hugest deal, but she shoved her fingers into the pulled pork. The entire time she’s looking over the food on the serving table, she’s got that typical black person look of disgust in her face, and keeps clicking her tongue against the roof of her mouth.

When she finally has a seat, she pops a slice of that brisket into her mouth. She has this crazed look in her eyes as she chews on the meat. She looks like livestock while she’s chewing it. Her mouth is wide open and you can hear her from across the other end of the table.

“Why it burnt?”
“Why y’all gon serb burn meat?”
“What is this? Cold slaw (she placed extra emphasis on the D consonant)? Why it warm?”

Everyone mostly ignored her, including my friend who was embarrassed as fuck. I was only paying attention because, as the host and person who prepared the food, I want to be cognizant of legitimate critique. She was just chimping out and it was funny to me.

On the table, there were a couple of finishing salts… the kind you sprinkle just a little bit of on top of your food to jazz it up. One of those salts was Jacobsen Salt Co. Ghost Chili Salt - awesome stuff. As implied, it’s infused with a bit of ghost pepper. It’s not very spicy or hot (to me), but adds some smokiness and bite to whatever you sprinkle a bit of it on.

So, naturally, the strong Black Kween doused her food in it. Black people love to prattle on about seasoning food and etc. , but they cannot handle heat. She took a bite of the pulled pork that she doused in the ghost pepper salt and immediately spat it out.

“MAN WHA THUH FUU! MAN WHA WRA WID DA SAUL! CRAY AS HEIL!”

She eventually gets up from the table again to go retrieve her fake Luis Vuitton purse and sit away from everyone else. She procures a family sized bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos from within, snacks her lips as she shovels them into her mouth, and starts listening to something on her cellphone, making the occasional loud and incomprehensible comment to herself.

… she told my friend that invited her that she had a good time at the party.
 
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Rick The Stick said:
Probably because they do the exact same shit and simply don't wanna deal with it themselves. Because I find it hard to believe black waitresses are the "good ones" who totally don't act like typical nigger patrons.
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They are working class and holding a job, this qualifies them for "one of the good ones" by comparison.
 
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Rick The Stick said:
Probably because they do the exact same shit and simply don't wanna deal with it themselves. Because I find it hard to believe black waitresses are the "good ones" who totally don't act like typical nigger patrons.
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I think so too. There are no "good ones". Just different degrees of disappointment. I believe that it was purely motivated by money. They know blacks are shit tippers, so they'd rather wait on people who will appreciate good service.
 
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werbwub said:
Black people are enemy number #1 at most retail/restaurant jobs.
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When I worked retail there was this one black lady who would come in at least once a week and fill up a cart with random shit, bring it to my register and hold up the line when I was the only cashier by asking me to price check everything, argue with me saying certain stuff was supposed to be on sale when I knew it wasn't, and then have me ring everything in and decide it was too expensive and have me take a bunch of stuff off. The thing was, the way our POS worked I had to have a manager swipe to take off anything other than the last item that had been scanned, so I'd have to radio for my manager multiple times in a 10-minute span and then they'd get pissed at me. After a few times I learned to start taking my break when I saw her walk in.
 
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Doner Kebab said:
When I worked retail there was this one black lady who would come in at least once a week and fill up a cart with random shit, bring it to my register and hold up the line when I was the only cashier by asking me to price check everything, argue with me saying certain stuff was supposed to be on sale when I knew it wasn't, and then have me ring everything in and decide it was too expensive and have me take a bunch of stuff off. The thing was, the way our POS worked I had to have a manager swipe to take off anything other than the last item that had been scanned, so I'd have to radio for my manager multiple times in a 10-minute span and then they'd get pissed at me. After a few times I learned to start taking my break when I saw her walk in.
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The fact she never learned is evidence that she knew what she was doing it. I'd bet fucking with white people like that was the highlight of her week. Hell, she probably had it marked on her calendar.
 
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Doner Kebab said:
When I worked retail there was this one black lady who would come in at least once a week and fill up a cart with random shit, bring it to my register and hold up the line when I was the only cashier by asking me to price check everything, argue with me saying certain stuff was supposed to be on sale when I knew it wasn't, and then have me ring everything in and decide it was too expensive and have me take a bunch of stuff off. The thing was, the way our POS worked I had to have a manager swipe to take off anything other than the last item that had been scanned, so I'd have to radio for my manager multiple times in a 10-minute span and then they'd get pissed at me. After a few times I learned to start taking my break when I saw her walk in.
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I've had that exact same shit happen before except it was drugged-up looking white women. I'm pretty sure the whole thing is just to stall so they can get away with stealing one or two small items during it.
 
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Mankirk said:
Or not. No need to be welcome to foreign cultures when they're so quick to spit on our own despite too much hospitality. Our culture being degraded from within by outside forces has been more than hypothetical for a long while now.
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Oh for sure. I mean it in a less literal sense I guess; if we're expected to be accepting of this stuff then they should extend the same to us, but of course they don't because we're dumb cultureless Americans (despite American media, food, etc. being super popular around the world).
When Americans go to any other country we're expected to bend to the culture in order to not offend/bother people, but I've noticed the reverse is usually not true.
 
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Doner Kebab said:
Oh for sure. I mean it in a less literal sense I guess; if we're expected to be accepting of this stuff then they should extend the same to us, but of course they don't because we're dumb cultureless Americans (despite American media, food, etc. being super popular around the world).
When Americans go to any other country we're expected to bend to the culture in order to not offend/bother people, but I've noticed the reverse is usually not true.
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I used to be really into Star Trek as a kid and this just reminded me that every alien race on that show got to act like a fool on the ship and it was always framed (usually until things went too tits up from what I can remember) that was always ok but anything the crew did to deter or set boundaries was not and was being insensitive to their alien culture.

And yet when the crew went onto the other worlds they were expected to bend the knee even as guests as well. It just makes me think of all the other social conditioning bullshit, I guess.

Back on topic, are the roasted guineas even legal? Aren’t they classified as rodents? You’d think if rodent was legal to sell in America you’d see it a lot more and Baltimore and New York would have solved their problem ages ago.

I guess wypipo don’t season they pets and sheeeiit.
 
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