Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
The locals degeneracy she participated in sure, but he was soliciting nudes from all the wine aunts so it makes sense she could only excuse it by being involved herself.

Nick likely has fine tuned his gaslighting into an art form, and knows exactly what buttons to press on his wife.

“Wouldn’t it be sexy and funny if… Actually no, never mind!”

“What? What is it?”

“Oh I just thought about the bottle pics some of my fans have been posting. And how hot it would be if you posted one. But you’re a mother of five. Some might not think it’s appropriate. We’re not some hot, single 20 year old, right?”

/Kaylathinkinghard

“GIMME THAT CAMERA!”
 
He probably has, whether he intended to or not. Maybe even xylazine. He should definitely try tranq.

The vast majority of cocaine being imported into the US (>70-90%) is already adulterated with a drug called levamisole - a deworming agent used to treat parasitic hookworm infections.

Source

This is why it made Nick Rekieta so sick. . .

Nick is actually a hookworm.
 
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There's no chance with the amount of drugs he did that there wasn't fentanyl mixed in some of it.
Well he should do a lot more. Fentanyl raises ones stress tolerances A LOT higher than cocaine.
Is it too late in the thread to post a Rekieta-themed song rewrite? I am a phonefag so it's just altered lyrics, no fancy shit like AI Rackets singing or grafting his face on the music video.
Go for it newfriend.
 
I expect a spectacular crash and burn coming in the next few months.
I see this going one of two ways, with very little room for a middle path. Shockingly, I see both futures as equally plausible, which absolutely should not be the case if this was a normal man.

1. He hired a competent local (even if high octane) defense attorney and follows his advice. Nick will make post some video telling his fans that he's "sorry for letting them down" without admitting to guilt or speaking about specifics of the case. He'll check himself into rehab. He'll cop a sweet plea deal where he gives a statement before the court talking about how sorry he is for traumatizing his family, undermining the court system using his position as an officer of the court and member of the bar, making personal attacks on the judge, accusers, and police, and failing his family, friends, and the people of Minnesota. He will appear genuinely remorseful, and make some statement about how he is dedicated to cleaning himself up and focusing on his family before making unspecified but very meaningful and important contributions to the community. He'll get a deferred sentence and as long as he completes some rehabilitation and parenting program, this will all just be a bad memory.

2. He either takes on some fucking retard like Barnes or represents himself. He takes it all the way to the mat. He continues making retarded posts on social media and streams or published videos talking about the case. He goes all in on the "everyone's retarded but me" narrative. 50/50 he either violates the conditions of his bail or catches a new charge. Even if he doesn't, he takes it all the way to trial, loses horrifically, and is totally unrepentant at sentencing, and is bent over by the state and taken with no lube.

I genuinely don't see an alternative to one of these. It basically all boils down to "does he hire a competent attorney and listen to his advice or does he maintain the course?"
 
Is it too late in the thread to post a Rekieta-themed song rewrite? I am a phonefag so it's just altered lyrics, no fancy shit like AI Rackets singing or grafting his face on the music video.
Rackets memes are always good. Especially knowing there's a pretty good chance he will see it, and get even more angry.
 
I hope this asshole blows his fucking brains out

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Which asshole ? Because I see two.

Nick hasn't learnt anything, he's now displaying his lolcow traits for everyone to witness!

:drink: here is to the next 1000 pages.
Nick has not reached rock bottom because he has a trust fund to buffer his landing and ego.
 
So I guess everyone laughing at him only getting a bail bond for himself really got to him and he had to quickly get one for Kayla too.

Or do you think she ended up using with him and he had to get one in a panic before they called her in for a test?
When the documents are updated, we should be able to see when it was signed, so if both bails match up, everything is fine, if the second bail is significantly later, then balldito lied.
 
I know Rackets is a stupid retard who is unable to control himself, but he is a craven dopamine addict and even he has to know what is really at stake if he tries to fight this.

To me, this reeks of some low iq attempt at trying to act like he has leverage, or a case to fight, in an attempt to get a better plea deal, upon which he'll do the fake contrition act. Something, anything he can use to get the child charges dropped in a plea. Of course, I have no idea how yelling at people in superchats accomplishes this, but I am merely a non practicing person, instead of a non practicing lawyer, so such high level strategies are beyond me.
 
There's no chance with the amount of drugs he did that there wasn't fentanyl mixed in some of it.

Sores common in drug abusers were observed on his arms by officers at the scene (or something to that effect) That could be scratches from a tweaking out coke fiend itching himself, it's still depraved. I kind of doubt they did heroin though because they couldn't even cook up spaghettios for the kids let alone heroin.
He’s rich and white chances are he’s either ordering himself directly off the darknet or someone he knows personally is.

If you obsess and are addicted to a substance and you don’t need to worry about money then I would assume you would obsess over the quality and consistency of what you are doing.

“Consistency is what makes an addict functional!” - Probably Nick Rekeita
 
I just realized Nick is Ken Rosenberg from Vice City. Cokehead failed joke of a lawyer-in-name-only.
I think he's more like Dave Kleinfeld from Carlito's Way, played by Sean Penn, also a cokehead failed joke of a lawyer-in-name only who thinks he's hot shit because he's a Mob lawyer when he's really just an errand boy.
 
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