Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Artificial Stupidity]

Coomalot isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. He just looks good compared to the faggots Rackets now hangs with.

He can't even drive a race car without finishing last or crashing it, let's not forget nicks pumped a lot of cash into this brainlet so anything he says has been paid for by nick.

Wasn't coomalots fame sparked from some GameStop shit years ago? Not the stock squeeze thing but their practices with staff? Either way he's a brainlet with nicks cock stuck in his mouth.

 

[Fren]

Kino Clip of them ripping into UncivilLaw aka Kurt, for Nose guarding. The biggest bit of the vid is them going into Kurts love quest for Single, barely legal, women.
"I have to look up the age of consent laws in Texas".
Apparently all of LawTube are gigabtic spastics, not that this is big news by now.

https://youtu.be/rEwPDWaLA_Q

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Anime sucks, cope and sneed.

I just want to sit back and revel in the dedication that it took for this to be sent to jersh for months months and then bam - perfect payoff. I do not know if you could script it better.

 

[Canard]

5000 pages and it is nowhere near ending... August will be interesting. Will Nick go to jail before that? Or what batshit insane legal defence will he and his "friends" come up with... So many options they have...

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Kino Clip of them ripping into UncivilLaw aka Kurt, for Nose guarding. The biggest bit of the vid is them going into Kurts love quest for Single, barely legal, women.
"I have to look up the age of consent laws in Texas".
Apparently all of LawTube are gigabtic spastics, not that this is big news by now.

https://youtu.be/rEwPDWaLA_Q

Kurt as Nick's Gator works.

 

[Procrastinhater]

By my count he's spent $60 bucks so far on random sperging.

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Nice to know he's still reading his thread since Mindsets lazy eye was only brought up some time yesterday.

Hi Nick!

I'm about to make my kids breakfast soon, Since you can't do that, and it looks like you never did anyway, why don't you fire up a stream for us, tell us how its all a misunderstanding?

 

[AltisticRight]

Before Rekieta:

 

[teriyakiburns]

I don't think I can read this thread any more. Watching a man who had it all literally throw it all away over the course of just months, or a year at best, is too depressing. He could have settled down, streamed once or twice a week and on special occasions, run out a few short videos, and lived comfortably off the interest. Instead he went for whores, drugs, and hedonism as a substitute for happiness and because people with his best interests at heart told him it was a bad idea. He literally destroyed his life to own the chuds.

The greatest tragedy is that his taste in whisky never progressed beyond the plebian.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think Nick's at least smart enough to lay off the coke for now. I've no idea how long he allegedly has been using, but can only imagine understanding the gravity of getting mixed up with that during an investigation is not lost upon him and the kick's not nearly as wicked as quitting drinking, which I highly doubt he's done.

Theres no physical withdrawal from cocaine. Its just irritating, like quitting smoking. Its entirely psychological, you're not gonna puke and shit your pants, or get the shakes and have siezures like you would heroin.
Or alcohol.

 

[demicolon]

it makes for much better TV that he's still a drunk and drugged out retard, but i don't see anything in his behavior since getting out that needs to be explained by him currently being drunk and on drugs.

The fact that he's flailing in DMs like a monkey and not too tired for anything but sleeping for a week after that non-stop bender is proof to me he's doing drugs atm.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Before the whole arrest with drugs and child neglect and guns, I REALLY figured a 5k page would be towards the end of the year. Guess I was dead wrong

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I don't know how someone even gets close to this conclusion with regards to Nick:
- He's 42, not 60, the IBM PC came out August 12, 1981 and Nick was born December 16, 1981.
- The internet has been his primary source of direct income for years
- He's capable enough to setup a camera as a webcam
- ...only to then intentionally add a shit filter to cover scabs on his face
- He's been part of trials that have relied on digital evidence
- Which means he understands that these are communications
- He's also keenly aware of how things cannot be removed from the internet, mostly because of the farms in this case.

You either have to be actively retarded, or malicious, to come up with such a cope.

Facebook is just 20 years old. This is still uncharted territory, cut the cokehead some slack.

 

[batterybee]

Anime sucks, cope and sneed.

Edit: https://archive.md/WWcFR
History was made.

ANIME SUCK, COPE AND FUCKIN SNEED NIGGER
Ebin post XDDDddddDD ;3

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It's been fun but I finally bit the bullet and scrolled through the highlights of this trashfire. Nick Rekieta, I wish you a million dollars for all the entertainment you've given me this past week. Shine on, Rail King!

"removing alcohol as a theme" - i believe this. and i also believe he dumped all his booze.

i've seen enough evidence at this point to think that he has been sober since getting out. he's realized the gravity of the situation regarding the drugs and booze and potential CPS issues, and he really is trying to revamp his show to not be centered around booze in hopes of returning to being a regular-old lawtuber and getting his streaming life in order---if for no other reason than to spite all the haters. and even if talking shit on twitter isn't the best thing to do from a legal perspective, it's far more important that he's sober on stream and behaves becomingly over the next 2-3 months before the hearing.

it makes for much better TV that he's still a drunk and drugged out retard, but i don't see anything in his behavior since getting out that needs to be explained by him currently being drunk and on drugs.

Lmao he admitted in Coomalot's comments he hasn't thrown out all his bottles. This dumbass is still a drunk retard.

What you're seeing here is the usual Rekieta cycle he's done every single time he makes a fuckup on stream like his simping for Mandy, 7 hours of screeching at Eric July, whining at Sean about Kiwifarms, Dear John, etc. Each time he says "sorry guys, my last stream wasn't very good, I'm gonna revamp my show and cut back a bit on drinking." It never worked because 2-3 months later, the Balldo Pope would just be back to his usual coked out drunk-ass rambling. He would've done it this time too after the Cokestream if he hadn't been arrested that same week, but it's pretty obvious he's doing the exact same shit. Expect a few vaguely "normal" streams from him before Junkieta gets set off by a comment or superchat after a "bathroom break" or "checking on Lady Rackets."

I'm about to make my kids breakfast soon, Since you can't do that, and it looks like you never did anyway, why don't you fire up a stream for us, tell us how its all a misunderstanding?

Not streaming right now is the smartest decision Ricky has made in a looooooooooooong time. But I'm sure he'll throw that away soon too.

 

[Procrastinhater]

"STAY TUNED!"
-Nick Rekieta for the 40th time.
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I doubt that Nick.
Theres nothing funny about a limp dick "lawyer" that can't look after his own kids because he's too much of a fucking alcoholic drug addict.

 

[Slur Generator]

HIV/full-blown AIDS was claimed (I haven't seem medical records posted so if true then sorry), also there was lot of clowning on his faggy behavior, but claiming he was actually homosexual and Kayla being his beard is at best an old shitpost theory.

Is him getting fucked in the ass by a dude out of the realm of possibility? He pretended to be gay just to be a orbiter to Kayla. Thats the most cuck thing i have ever heard and i cant believe it worked. Drexel also complained wbout white dudes acting all faggy when drunk but i think he was just talking about nick.
I think there is a real possibility that Nick is BI or his humiliation fetish is just that strong. I just dont see how else to explain being a cuck and sleeping in the same bed with a man that fucks your wife.

 

[Fapcop]

The greatest tragedy is that his taste in whisky never progressed beyond the plebian.

Could you give a whisky TLDR for those of us who think it all tastes like glass cleaner?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm not a gun guy, but is .223 used for pests like raccoons?

You can use a .223/5.56 for raccoons. Its bit too much gun for something a .22LR Varmint rifle would handle, but then I've hunted White Tail deer with a 45-70 so I can't really talk.
Thats why AR15's are so popular. Its a good caliber. You can take anything from small animals up to Feral Hogs with it and its good for home defense as long as you're not in an apartment building or something.

 

[Vesperus]

The greatest tragedy is that his taste in whisky never progressed beyond the plebian.

I would raise a glass of Talisker, but I have to get up in the morning so here's glass of Bells.

 

[DumbDude43]

man seeing these family holiday pics is heartbreaking
i rly want them to stay together and clean their act up
but i fear that's not where things are headed