Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

i call dibs After @Fapcop

(respect the line/ queue)

As long as you’re good, moral man who will treat her kindly and be a good role model to the kids, I have no problems with sharing with my fellow Kiwis.

She is… Our Wife, after all!

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nice to know he's still reading his thread since Mindsets lazy eye was only brought up some time yesterday.

I think null mentioned it on mati, nick is definitely keeping tabs on his drama and certainly watching videos.

 

[Musashi's Son]

1) Coomalot is parroting what Nick said in private and in public and he thinks Rekieta is in the right head space to survive but he will be fucked in the court of public opinion if the bodycam footage is damning, 2) claims everyone criticizing Nick about the kids is doing faux outrage and is being disingenuous and 3) he says that he identifies with the kid thing from an "innocence perspective".

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You can use a .223/5.56 for raccoons. Its bit too much gun for something a .22LR Varmint rifle would handle, but then I've hunted White Tail deer with a 45-70 so I can't really talk.
Thats why AR15's are so popular. It’s a good caliber. You can take anything from small animals up to Feral Hogs with it and it’s good for home defense as long as you're not in an apartment building or something.

I’m pretty sure the box o truth and some other channels did drywall testing between buckshot, 9mm, and 5.56 and 5.56 had the least amount of penetration. Of course it all depends on ammo and barrel length for the rifle and you have guys who say the right 5.56 load can down deer too… I wouldn’t do it preferring at least 308 for deer. I also wouldn’t put it past Rekieta to use cheap 55 grain .223 like wolf instead of 5.56 55 grain on deer and being a poor shot.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

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1) Coomalot is parroting what Nick said in private and in public and he thinks Rekieta is in the right head space to survive but he will be fucked in the court of public opinion if the bodycam footage is damning, 2) claims everyone criticizing Nick about the kids is doing faux outrage and is being disingenuous and 3) he says that he identifies with the kid thing from an "innocence perspective".

Coomalot is right! Just stream nick, clear the air and show all those people who are just WRONG that you aren't a fuck up and it's unjustified.
Have a drink you've earned it

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

Well there is this claim.
Nick says they are both out on bondNick's superchat and Twitter dm

 

[2lolis1cup]

Well it's time for another autistic write up from me on speculating.

Back in 2019 Nick moved from his old house into his current house. He made a big deal how he made it so he couldn't be found. (it was hard at the time to find it)

Sometime in 2020 or 2021 Nick mentions how he has a family living in his old house and that they are a charity case and he can't kick them out to sell his old house.

Fast forward to 2024 and Balldo has his kids taken by CPS and has a no contact order against them. (most likely)

I highly suspect Nick's "new studio" is actually in his old house. I heard PayPayPay state this theory as well. I think it is highly likely that Nick and Kayla have both moved into their old house and the previous residents are either forced to give up room or "swapping" houses temporarily. This is a image from Kandiyohi County GIS map showing the plats in Nick's area. It is also how I found him when his trust was not tied to his name even in background checks. The Lord Robert Trust is Nick's Father's house that Nick just happens to live in.

The houses literally share a back yard. It would make sense for these narcissist to have their kids move back in and them "move out" to the house literally next door. CPS would have to prove they are in contact without supervision if there is an order.

To give you a better understanding of how privileged these drug addicts are, I will show you how much money they don't need. They have a 7.79 parcel property with a house that they don't need to sell to afford several hundred thousand dollars worth of vanity symbols like mustangs and navigators. They never even listed it for rent on any public website.

 

[The oxymoronic European]

PAIN THRESHOLD [Challenging: Failure] — The balldo device snaps tightly onto your scrotum, forcing a high pitched scream out from between your teeth. You aren't sure if it's the drink or the cocaine that made you believe that this was a good idea.

1. "Anime sucks cope and sneed says; show on the stream and critique, please."
2. [Look around for the ceiling cats.]
3. [Check if the corner demon has moved.]

You - "Anime sucks cope and sneed says; show on the stream and critique, please."

COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - The words rise from your throat in a slurred rush, the unholy combination of booze and cocaine turning them nearly intelligible.

LOGIC [Medium: Failure] - You can't *really* make out where the link leads, but who cares? Can't be too bad.

4CHAN AUTOMOTIVE BOARD - Oh, but it can. As the file finishes loading your blurry eyes behold a terrifying visage.

COMPUTER FILE OF DEBAUCHED DEGENERACY - The picture you see before you is nearly *indescribably* hideous. It depicts a morbidly obese green dragon getting forcefully inflated with food by a metal tube no larger than a bike pump. The green liquid being ingested appears particularly vile and rather unappetizing.

CONEPTUALIZATION [Formidable: Failure] - There's a joke to be made here. Something to do with little boys perhaps? Jews? Niggers? Truly, the options are unlimited.

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Trivial: Success] - Your eyes, despite the alcohol content in your body, unfortunately work well enough to pick out every sordid detail in the degenerate image. They would also prefer if you were to *stop looking at it.*

AUTHORITY - Through the haze of your buzz, you think you shouldn't mention what that picture was just now. People might make fun of you if they knew!


RHETORIC - Forget it, you've still got superchats to catch up on.

1. "Anime sucks... cope and sneed says; show on the stream and critique, please."

You - "Anime sucks... cope and sneed says; show on the stream and critique, please."

REACTION SPEED [Trivial: Success] - Wait, didn't you just--?

4CHAN AUTOMOTIVE BOARD - You find yourself again on the automotive zone.

COMPUTER FILE OF DEBAUCHED DEGENERACY - And, once again, the hideous portrait of a fat green dragon swims before your eyes.

INTERFACING [Medium: Success] - Ah shit it's happening again.

SUGGESTION - You don't know that. Maybe it's not necessarily a--

1. "Anime sucks... cope... and sneed says; showe on..."

You - "Anime sucks... cope... and sneed says; showe on..."

SUGGESTION - Okay, nevermind, he's definitely looping.

EMPATHY - In the spinning corners of your gaze, you spot the blonde corner demon giving you a worried look.

4CHAN AUTOMOTIVE BOARD - The automotive board hasn't changed since you last left.

ENDURANCE [Easy: Success] - Alright, what is it this time? The cocaine, the alcohol, or one of the other drugs?

COMPUTER FILE OF DEBAUCHED DEGENERACY - Regrettably, neither has the fat green dragon smiling at you through the pump in her mouth.

ENCYCLOPEDIA - It *could* have something to do with the carpet nugget he smoked on the break. It looked a little *off*.

1. "Anime sssucks... cope... n' sneed sayss..."

You - "Anime sssucks... cope... n' sneed sayss..."

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Legendary: Success] - To be honest? Seems to be a little bit of *everything*. *All* the drugs are contributing, with the steady throughline of booze tying it all together.

COMPUTER FILE OF DEBAUCHED DEGENERACY - The picture of the inflated terror loaded particularly quickly this time. Maybe having four other matching pictures open at the same time helped?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Impossible: Success] - Hmm. Looking at this picture more closely...

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Trivial: Success] - Make it stop. Please...

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The dragon in it seems--pretty hot, actually.

RHETORIC - For fuck's sake...

 

[Harm]

Post-5000 pages thread? Whoa, the Balldoverse Collapse has broken space and time itself to expand the limits of reality.

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1) Coomalot is parroting what Nick said in private and in public and he thinks Rekieta is in the right head space to survive but he will be fucked in the court of public opinion if the bodycam footage is damning, 2) claims everyone criticizing Nick about the kids is doing faux outrage and is being disingenuous and 3) he says that he identifies with the kid thing from an "innocence perspective".

Not in that clip, but also, and my favorite:

4) Crybaby Kurt of Uncivil Law and Camelot are on the same page.

To give you a better understanding of how privileged these drug addicts are, I will show you how much money they don't need. They have a 7.79 parcel property with a house that they don't need to sell to afford several hundred thousand dollars worth of vanity symbols like mustangs and navigators. They never even listed it for rent on any public website.

And meanwhile, their kids are eating (or not) fucking goyslop Spaghetti-Os. Even if he's found completely innocent on all counts, he's possibly the biggest scumbag sack of shit reprobate loser of a father imaginable.

Nick cries because he used to have to wear dresses? Imagine the shit his kids are going to grow up to resent about him. Because they're definitely going to grow up to resent him about as much as Kurt resents that pastor.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

I’m pretty sure the box o truth and some other channels did drywall testing between buckshot, 9mm, and 5.56 and 5.56 had the least amount of penetration. Of course it all depends on ammo and barrel length for the rifle and you have guys who say the right 5.56 load can down deer too… I wouldn’t do it preferring at least 308 for deer. I also wouldn’t put it past Rekieta to use cheap 55 grain .223 like wolf instead of 5.56 55 grain on deer and being a poor shot.

Not true 556/223 can be penetrative depending on bullet weight, the load of the charge in relation to the barrel length, also if it's a FMJ round it can go through at least one wall of double sided dry wall and still have enough energy for a fatality. If it were a soft lead or frangible copper round I would agree because that shit would either break or mushroom.
223/5.56 is entry level for deer while depending on who you ask 308/7.62 is considered overkill unless you're going for long shots.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Coomalot is right! Just stream nick, clear the air and show all those people who are just WRONG that you aren't a fuck up and it's unjustified.
Have a drink you've earned it

(A)
Nick on twitter: "I'm removing alcohol as a theme, officially"

Also, Nick in Coomalot's chat:

 

[Can of Spam]

Fuck, late and gay, just like Nick.

Congratulations to Ricky Rackets The Rail King on 5000 pages of (anime sucks) cope and sneed on the KarenFarms!

Kiwibros clearly lost.

To celebrate this monumental feat of retardation, I thought we might take stock and review the process we are all witnessing, where it started, and where we currently stand.

Spoiler: A handy-dandy piece of reference material.

Let's first take a look back to where it all began for Nick's thread, good ol' page number one. Using the power of autism and AI, we can use the compass to reconstruct what a theoretical Balldoverse may have looked like at the moment of thread inception:

Ah, the memories. Almost make you miss the simplicity of it all. Just a little tiny proto-cow that some retards were cautiously optimistic about.

However, threadtime stands still for no mortal being, it merely continues onward as stupidity fluxes outward. So, we continue forward using the compass until reaching a moment in threadtime of critical mass, with a possible risk for ignition into a super-lolcow if vices, money, and fame win out over temperance, responsibilities, and humility:

After the Depp and Rittenhouse trials Rekieta and his LawTube cadre really had something special on their hands, with Rackets sitting proudly on top of it all as "Law Pope of all the Whitebread Ass Niggas and Lord Late-n-Gay of the Superchats".

Finally, we recalibrate the Balldoverse compass back to current threadtime and take a measurement for comparison:

Wow, that is an impressive slide into full-blown cowdom and resulting supernova Nick; you degenerate, wetbrained, grifting, loser, cuck, cokehead, failure as a father, Balldoman faggot. I end my retarded screed by looking to someone else who already
expressed my feelings far more eloquently and succinctly:

Spoiler: P.S.: I’m tired.

Fuck you Balldoman for forcing me into learning GIMP: GNU Image Manipulation Program to more efficiently create informative shitpost memes about your retardedness and meet this arbitrary deadline. Unlike you, I have a job, need to sleep, and don't have 26.67 grams of coke and/or meth to keep up with your near-constant stupidity at this point. However, I at least was able to keep my 5K special as planned, also unlike you.

Spoiler: P.P.S.: Thank you note.

A very big "thank you!" to all the Kiwis and Balldorians who previously documented all this shit! I only needed to find a couple of images off-site, and those were mostly for meme-related reasons. Checkout @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's OP rewrite for a much better documented and more detailed analysis of Rackets and his niggerish behavior if you're interested: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-re-...obert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.184248/

Spoiler: P.P.P.S: Bonus image uploads.

Alternate 5K special so I can feel 42% as narcissistic as Nick for a moment:


Fixed version of my last post that fits the updated meme format better:

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'm a little late to the party. Congratulations Nick in reaching 5000+ pages. I wish you a MILLION pages! I'm sure if Null could understand human emotions he'd be joyous too but he watches Thomas the Tankengine.

FUCK THAT PUSSY SHIT OF TAKING A DRINK TO CELEBRATE! Damnit Nick swallow a whole bottle and shove it up your ass for all us to see! He already didn't have an ass while being a normal alcoholic he must have a Hank Hill ass now.

My obligatory Steely Dan plug - Glamour Profession

Local boys will spend a quarter
Just to shine the silver bowl
Living hard will take its toll
Illegal fun
Under the sun, boys

 

[Spaded Dave]

For your amusement.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

which one is best to shoot a platypus with?

Definitely 5.56, length of projectiles is the most important factor for penetration and you're presumably going to be shooting them in the water since that's where they spend most of their time. 5.56 has the longest bullet. and is more sharply tapered than .223 which should help reduce deflection.

Thomas the Tankengine.

His name is Thomas Train.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Could you give a whisky TLDR for those of us who think it all tastes like glass cleaner?

I won't go into specific labels, because a lot of it is personal taste. My issue with him is about his approach to whisky in general, which was to chase trends rather than discover what he enjoyed, and to consume as much as possible rather than taking his time to appreciate the experience. He tended to buy the popular whiskies, so your standards like balvenie and glenfiddich (both of which are fine whiskies that I like to keep in stock, but definitely pitched to mainstream consumers), and he tended to go for their most expensive caskings and bottles purely because of the price. There would be an occasional dip into meme territory with the outlandishly weird drinks, but most he drank it as a way to appear sophisticated while getting wasted.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That should really demonstrate to everybody just how much Nick Rekieta's "friendship" is worth. Legal Mindset has always, ALWAYS backed Nick until this whole thing went down and even now, he's still trying to look out for Nick's best interests.

Despite how much Nick is angry with him and shitting on him for not washing the Balldo with that faggot Barnes, Mindset is being a way better friend to Nick than Dax or Coomalot.
Seems like Andrew actually has his best interests at heart, but he's not such a cuck he'll just tell a friend who turned into a drug addict and lost his kids everything is fine.

Mindset is being a true bro.

 

[Vesperus]

Could you give a whisky TLDR for those of us who think it all tastes like glass cleaner?

Whiskey (or whisky, the spelling is regional) is a malt liquor. The name means "Water of Life" in Gaelic.
The good shit is from Scotland, or maybe Ireland: Acceptable substitutes may be found in Tennessee.
What's important is how long they have spent getting it right, and passing that knowledge down: The worst Speyside single malt (The Spey is a river in the highlands) is 50x better than that "chivas regal" blended shit we flog to the arabs.
Don't buy that, ever.
After that, it depends of the choices of the company/distiller on how they work it and how it tastes. Jim Beam (oh do fuck off, bourbon is whiskey) picks up the charred oak flavour from the barrels. Tallisker gets the sea salt. Jameson gets the peat. Speyside is drunk. Speyside gets you drunk. Me drunk. Glen Moray is from Speyside and got us drink. Has been drunk. Was cheap.

Don't judge me, I don't have 5 kids.

 

[Captain Manning]

claims everyone criticizing Nick about the kids is doing faux outrage and is being disingenuous

Nobody likes child neglect/abuse, you stupid hick. It's genuine outrage. We're not sociopaths.

This cope is the only thing you got, because Nick is neglecting his fucking kids in favor of engaging in degenerate bullshit.

he says that he identifies with the kid thing from an "innocence perspective".

So do we. Were's the beef then?

Your boy done fucked up. Stop coddling him.

Also, you will note he wasn't even paying attention to you or acknowledging you for months, and then he suddenly comes running to you to drum up PR support when his ass is in a sling. He knew you would be receptive because of how sad you were that he wasn't paying you any mind.

You are being used. Stop being stupid.

 

[Vesperus]

I won't go into specific labels, because a lot of it is personal taste. My issue with him is about his approach to whisky in general, which was to chase trends rather than discover what he enjoyed, and to consume as much as possible rather than taking his time to appreciate the experience. He tended to buy the popular whiskies, so your standards like balvenie and glenfiddich (both of which are fine whiskies that I like to keep in stock, but definitely pitched to mainstream consumers), and he tended to go for their most expensive caskings and bottles purely because of the price. There would be an occasional dip into meme territory with the outlandishly weird drinks, but most he drank it as a way to appear sophisticated while getting wasted.

You just know this nigger drinks Chivas Regal.