Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Man just caught up I see rackets isn't letting his detractors big league him. You keep at it nick, do a few more lines take a few more drinks, you don't have a problem after all! I'm still waiting for that stream you're too pussy to fire up.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If he plays that Whisky Drinking Lawyer song after this, he has no shame and should be kicked in the head.

He should change it to "child neglectin' "lawyer (none practicing)" because at this point fucking Tyrone and Deshawn who abandon their baby mommas after going out for a pack of Newports and never coming back are unironically better fathers.
A nigger who abandons his kid isn't as bad as a guy who leaves their kids hungry and wearing dirty clothes in a filthy house so they can get high and lock themselves in the bedroom all day to do weird sex shit with a pair of coke whores.

At least they never knew their Dad was a fuck up. At least they never got to see him turn into a fucking cocaine skeleton and stagger around the house wearing a Balldo.

I get some people may disagree but to me not knowing is better than knowing for sure the guy is a drunken waste of space, a junky, and a coom brained fuckup that cared more about getting high and getting his dick Balldo wet than he did making sure his kids were fed and had clean clothes.

 

[Two by Four]

Kiwi Science needs to get NSF funding.

I just realised that since I don't work in the field, I've probably "used" my psych qualifications more for random shit on the Farms than anything else. I will be sending Null the bill for my services momentarily.

I will also gladly offer counselling to anyone negatively impacted by seeing Nick's Hank Hill cheekless ass, no charge.

 

[RodgerDodger]

This piece of shit has been lying and blowing smoke of his fans ass for well over a year with “how stressed he is!” “The only thing that could help, is if you gave me more hours in a day!”

And mind you, this “stress” the cause of all that missing time? DRIVING HIS OWN KIDS AROUND A COUPLE OF TIMES A DAY!

Nick is literally the most thin skinned prick in existence, if this is such a cause for stress.

Fortunately he has taught himself to deal with it through liquor, coke and coom… So we likely have many more entertaining arrests to look forward to!

I dunno? That 6 year old with the 3 gram a day Coke habit has to be a handful.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Is this thread about to be stronger than Nappa now?

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

"More like legal DICKSUCKER. The only legal mindset I care about is STAYING OUT OF JAIL" - Nicholas Rekieta 2024

"Aliens: So you've built a network that connects every computer on the planet with delays comparable to light speed delays. What amazing things you must be doing with it!"

Humans:

 

[Procrastinhater]

do deer and boars have such thick and heavy bones that 5.56 doesn't reliably penetrate?

Deer don't but Hogs, especially big boars, are pretty solid and have a tough rib cage, unless you get a plumb on heart or artery shot I've seen them bolt for quite a distance, and if you're in thick woodland, or especially swampy wetland it can be a pain in the ass to track them, not so much following the trail, but bolters have a habit of going into the thickest brush they can find.
A 7.62 and up has knockdown power. With a 5.56 unless its a dead on shot a deer can jump and run a little way.
With Hogs (and big Boars) especially you don't want to risk wounding it.
You don't want that with any animal, both for cruelty sake and because its taints the meat, but a wounded boar can be a problem, especially if you have dogs that aren't experienced and know to stay back.

Spoiler: Feral Hogs

They get big and mean. You don't want one angry and wounded and coming at you rather than running.
Thats why you shouldn't really hunt Hog alone, and one of you should have a 12 gauge slug as a stopper just in case.
Either that or do it at night from a PickUp bed and lamp them.

 

[Scan_Lines]

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He's responding to the guy that said "go feed your kids." He responded no.
Unreal. Can't see that being used against him.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Drexx come out of hiding yet?

Long enough to tell the world Nick is a crazy ass wigger.

 

[owed to joy]

His whole career is founded on some political grift, whether it was tradcon at one time and libertarian another time. If he takes a plea and accepts a felony for something after all this "government conspiracy, anti cop" bullshit, where is the audience? Even the people who want him to do law shit or talk politics won't have much stock in a commentator with no right to vote or own guns.
He might actually be stupid and arrogant & addict-brain enough to fight in trial simply to placate the audience into believing that he So Strongly denies the claims. That way when he inevitably loses his gun and voting rights and likely serves time as a result of his mitigating behavior online, SOME people might still think he's a martyr. Pretty ironic.
The braindead weakling is so addicted to sloppy seconds sub-5 cokehead pussy that it's exacerbated all of his many other weaknesses. He's shown no active sense to self preserve in several months now.
Keep going Nick. Self Destruct, show us your heart.

 

[Captain Manning]

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He's responding to the guy that said "go feed your kids." He responded no.
Unreal. Can't see that being used against him.

That's what I was saying earlier! Whoever took that cap highlighted the wrong fucking part. He wasn't responding to the guy who was telling him to lie low. He was responding to SMUDGE EEE. He tagged him in the reply.

Granted, he can't feed his kids NOW, since the state took them from him, but saying "no" in response to that question, given the accusations against him, is not a good look.

I don't like joking about this, but you gotta wonder if they didn't get food because they asked in a "faggy manner." Fucking hell!

EDIT: Disregard. The image in question is edited and gay. See page 5011 onwards.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Long enough to tell the world Nick is a crazy ass wigger.

Drexel may not be smart but he's at least smart enough to realize if your Based Conservative act is ruined because you get exposed as a creepy degenerate the thing to do is go to ground and emerge years later under a new identity, if at all.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I read that evs wants to go on kino casino. Maybe to defend his takes on baldo man. It’s gonna be funny when ppp asks evs “ van sciver have you ever sucked dick behind a pizza place? As claimed on the farms and other places online. Do you think that as you claim having to be man of the house as a teenager led you to that? Answer the question. Sir Do you suck dick behind pizza places? Did being neglected lead you to sucking dick behind a black jack pizza in New Jersey? Why did you drink and drive with your son in the car sir?” Then warski says “we want the truuuuuuuth”

none of the balldo defense brigade could ever win an argument against PPP, specially if they don't have the capacity to mute him, I think the fat dude Uncivil Law also wanted to go to the KinoCasino despite knowing all the shit they said about him.
But more than PPP and Warski, it would be interesting to see someone like Josh argue with some lawtubers on the side of Nick

 

[Particle Bored]

Nick always try to pull these low tier shyster legalese takes because he thinks he’s really clever.

“I’ve NEVER done IV drugs… Sure, I have sniffed and smoked heroin, and I do have cocaine scabs on my arms, but I never said I don’t! Hehehe”

Every claim and denial should be met with "just like you're 'aggressively monogomous,' right Nick?"

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

none of the balldo defense brigade could ever win an argument against PPP, specially if they don't have the capacity to mute him, I think the fat dude Uncivil Law also wanted to go to the KinoCasino despite knowing all the shit they said about him.
But more than PPP and Warski, it would be interesting to see someone like Josh argue with some lawtubers on the side of Nick

PPP would demolish a simpleton like EVS. It would be glorious to watch.

 

[Captain Manning]

Drexel may not be smart but he's at least smart enough to realize if your Based Conservative act is ruined because you get exposed as a creepy degenerate the thing to do is go to ground and emerge years later under a new identity, if at all.

I don't like Drex, but somebody in this thread, hundreds of pages ago, made a pretty good point. Drex has been pretty consistently against drug use as far as can be ascertained.

I doubt very much Drex cares much about the sexcapades, but he might be legitimately pissed at Nick over the 26 grams of coke.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Well it's time for another autistic write up from me on speculating.

Back in 2019 Nick moved from his old house into his current house. He made a big deal how he made it so he couldn't be found. (it was hard at the time to find it)

Sometime in 2020 or 2021 Nick mentions how he has a family living in his old house and that they are a charity case and he can't kick them out to sell his old house.

Fast forward to 2024 and Balldo has his kids taken by CPS and has a no contact order against them. (most likely)

I highly suspect Nick's "new studio" is actually in his old house. I heard PayPayPay state this theory as well. I think it is highly likely that Nick and Kayla have both moved into their old house and the previous residents are either forced to give up room or "swapping" houses temporarily. This is a image from Kandiyohi County GIS map showing the plats in Nick's area. It is also how I found him when his trust was not tied to his name even in background checks. The Lord Robert Trust is Nick's Father's house that Nick just happens to live in.
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The houses literally share a back yard. It would make sense for these narcissist to have their kids move back in and them "move out" to the house literally next door. CPS would have to prove they are in contact without supervision if there is an order.

To give you a better understanding of how privileged these drug addicts are, I will show you how much money they don't need. They have a 7.79 parcel property with a house that they don't need to sell to afford several hundred thousand dollars worth of vanity symbols like mustangs and navigators. They never even listed it for rent on any public website.
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He kicked the "needy family" out months ago. It was another of the scandals at his church. That other house is vacant and available. And is probably Nick's new studio. I kind of doubt Nick and Kayla are under the same roof right now.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

There's two things going on here.

The damage to his image, and the legal shit. They should be analyzed separately. The people you see on Youtube playing this down are trying to help him with regard to the former. Unless they are named Barnes, Viva, or Dax, most of them realize there's gonna be legal consequences to what happened here.

I think his image has taken an irreparable hit (and I would feel even more strongly about that if the bodycam is released). I'm not the only one who has said that, either. Even blockheads like Coomy admit it. He'll probably always still have fans (look at the idiots in his Locals), but I don't think Nick is ever getting that gold play button. He peaked at Depp and Rittenhouse. Nick's best streaming days are behind him.

With the legal shit, he's probably in a better position to avoid super serious consequences if he can manage to not be a complete jackass.

Well said Captain

I believe he cares waaaaaay more about how people view him online than anything else. Above his children, the law, being punished by said law and so on.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Drexx come out of hiding yet?

I heard y'all talkin' some mad shit about my White Bread Nigga Nick.
Y'all a bunch of Incel Prudes, how about you swallow some BLACK BULL CUM? - Drexel Johnson-Yarbrough

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I don't like Drex, but somebody in this thread, hundreds of pages ago, made a pretty good point. Drex has been pretty consistently against drug use as far as can be ascertained.

drex has said some pretty sus and inexcusable stuff but drex is an angel compared to nick at this point. Drex is also far smarter than nick as he realized the only way to handle this situation is to just disappear and lay low. I wouldn't be shocked if we just never saw drex ever again lmfao.