Jean-François Gariépy

@JFGariepy
The Creator Identity Verification procedure is the biggest fucking joke in computer history. It seems to stem from Elon's frustration with bots, but holy shit bro why take it on your creators?
They make you pass 15 tests like the one illustrated below. I'm 130 IQ with a Ph. D., failed the tests 3 times (45 submissions). The freaking cats aren't alignable to the motherfucking hand. The test results doesn't show you which trial was incorrect so you can't even know what the fuck is going on.
So I go the audio alternate route - I guess I'm blind now. Holy shit now I have to listen to 15x3 different audio samples to determine if one voice or two voices can be heard on the sample. I succeed at this one.
Then I get brought to aut10tix verification. The Driver's license isn't well captured by the program, which complains the photo quality is too low. So I switch to a more recent iPhone. Complains the quality is too low, then displays "Backend server error."
So now I hit precedent but the backend server error at aut10tix messed up the "humanity test" so I have to listen to 15x3 new audio samples to answer 15 new questions.
Finally after various incantations and powdering the iPhone with bat and ginger powder, somehow aut10tix decides to see the Driver's license under the very same fucking lightning conditions and quality it's always been every time I photographed it before.
Now we get back to a "Creator ID Verification Step 2." The motherfucking step 2 is to repass the 15x3 audio samples test.
I repeat. The motherfucking step 2 is to redo the exact same 15x3 audio samples test and then click "OK."
Does having 15 tests ensures I'm human? Not at all. If anything, a well-trained machine will be less annoyed than me by the process.