Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 59 16.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.5%

  • Total voters
    356
Rekieta scrabbles through the trash, pulling out all the empties. Carefully he pours ice tea into them, making sure to make all the fill levels different, and the ice tea is at different dilution so it looks more like different brands of whisky. On his first stream, he ostentatiously pours the fake bottles out one by one, tears of contrition pouring down his face.

"Free at last," he croaks pathetically, all the while planning to take a shot from the bottle hidden in the toilet tank during the first break.
 
I should have done more work on this ... but here is a recap of Barnes with some extra clips of Nick etc.


Not able to "Insert Video" so I try as attachment instead.

OK. That did not work either.
All I think of when someone says Barnes.
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I literally replied to the original image with my meme edit, I didn’t think people were that desperate for an own on nick that they wouldn’t even bother to look at what I was replying to.
That doesn't mean retarded Balldowashers won't take your edited screenshot and use it to discredit the Farms and all speculation, whether they know it's fake or not. It's just a bad look, as others have said.
 
That doesn't mean retarded Balldowashers won't take your edited screenshot and use it to discredit the Farms and all speculation, whether they know it's fake or not. It's just a bad look, as others have said.

yeah mine and all the other retards speculating about bullshit. if you're worried about people discrediting the farms over false information then you're gonna have to gag 90% of the users here
 
We have to keep in mind we don't know how much money or assets he still has sitting around from the days when he was raking it in though. I wouldn't be surprised if Balldo was broke but we just don't know. He might have a decent sized cushion of cash he can dip into.
He paid the 5k bond for himself but not for his wife.
If Nick saved even half of his money from the prime days, he’d be able to pay both.
 
I don't like Drex, but somebody in this thread, hundreds of pages ago, made a pretty good point. Drex has been pretty consistently against drug use as far as can be ascertained.

I doubt very much Drex cares much about the sexcapades, but he might be legitimately pissed at Nick over the 26 grams of coke.
I absolutely disagree on the sexcapades bit. Drexel hearing that Dick Masterson, AKA Dax Herrera, AKA Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, might be dressing as a cow and getting pegged, IMMEDIATELY caught his attention as something he found gross. People covered for Masterson but Drexel at the very least has heard of the situation and it was an incredibly negative initial reaction, although I'm not sure if he's entirely convinced the claims are false.

Drexel being against drug use probably also has to do with the fact that he's 6'5" and wants to never give the reason for the cops to try to bring up something against him, and it's a lot easier if you never even get tangentially involved with it.

Drexel has said his piece on the degenerate swinger shit, how fucked it is for the parties involved (even if he benefits from it), and how anyone who does want to have a good marriage should stay the hell away from it.

Drexel's coming to terms with the fact that every single time he told Nick that people who enter into open relationships/marriages are fucking done (and he said this directly to Nick in-person on his streams) Nick still fucking did it anyways. One of the few marriages he's known for years that he himself claimed was a "good marriage" was a farce for months, if not years. Nick knows better because he knows someone who was active in the lifestyle, heard stories about how it destroys people, and either thought he was the cuckception, or didn't care because his dick was going to get wet. It's one thing to watch people destroy themselves over stupid bullshit when you know it's obviously stupid bullshit, it's different when the person destroying themselves is a friend (effectively treated as a brother) of yours who you know for a fact knows why what they're doing is wrong because you told them personally .

This isn't even accounting for the fact that Drexel was going to be spending time at Nick's house with his daughter shortly before the arrest, and now he's going to have to explain to his daughter why they can't. Because I don't think there's an easy way to explain to your daughter that Uncle Nick was a fucking retard who started fucking thots and got arrested for drugs and child neglect, and that's why you can't see your friends at the moment...and that's not even accounting for the possibility that Nick's children and Drexel's daughter probably have communicated with each other about what happened.

Nick fucked up so severely that I don't even think Drexel can consider being around him without savagely attacking him (verbally, but I hope physically), and I think the guy who has 2-3 inches of height and almost 100 lbs of muscle on you isn't going to accept stupid excuses why you think you should participate in "fun" stuff, like coke and wife-swapping. For all his faults, Drexel doesn't seem to accept lawyer-speak and weak bullshit. Nick has an excuse for everything and Drexel I hope would tell him to stop being a fucking faggot.

As far as I'm concerned, Nick didn't only betray his marriage and every friend who has stuck by him only for him to discard them because he heard something that triggered muh ODD, he betrayed the values that Drexel believed they shared. There's a non-zero chance that Drexel could consider ending his friendship with Nick because of this. He gets what he fucking deserves.
 
I know I’m behind a few hours (I have a life outside of chronicling Nick Rekieta’s downfall), but PLEASE don’t edit shit. Seriously. I thought I was having a stroke. I was questioning my own damn screenshot.

Nick can flush himself down the toilet by himself just fine without people being faggots and faking photos. That is NOT the Kiwi way.
 
He paid the 5k bond for himself but not for his wife.
If Nick saved even half of his money from the prime days, he’d be able to pay both.
He stated he paid both, but the gov fucked paperwork. We'll see the truth either way on monday.

I absolutely disagree on the sexcapades bit. Drexel hearing that Dick Masterson, AKA Dax Herrera, AKA Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, might be dressing as a cow and getting pegged, IMMEDIATELY caught his attention as something he found gross. People covered for Masterson but Drexel at the very least has heard of the situation and it was an incredibly negative initial reaction, although I'm not sure if he's entirely convinced the claims are false.

Drexel being against drug use probably also has to do with the fact that he's 6'5" and wants to never give the reason for the cops to try to bring up something against him, and it's a lot easier if you never even get tangentially involved with it.

Drexel has said his piece on the degenerate swinger shit, how fucked it is for the parties involved (even if he benefits from it), and how anyone who does want to have a good marriage should stay the hell away from it.

Drexel's coming to terms with the fact that every single time he told Nick that people who enter into open relationships/marriages are fucking done (and he said this directly to Nick in-person on his streams) Nick still fucking did it anyways. One of the few marriages he's known for years that he himself claimed was a "good marriage" was a farce for months, if not years. Nick knows better because he knows someone who was active in the lifestyle, heard stories about how it destroys people, and either thought he was the cuckception, or didn't care because his dick was going to get wet. It's one thing to watch people destroy themselves over stupid bullshit when you know it's obviously stupid bullshit, it's different when the person destroying themselves is a friend (effectively treated as a brother) of yours who you know for a fact knows why what they're doing is wrong because you told them personally .

This isn't even accounting for the fact that Drexel was going to be spending time at Nick's house with his daughter shortly before the arrest, and now he's going to have to explain to his daughter why they can't. Because I don't think there's an easy way to explain to your daughter that Uncle Nick was a fucking retard who started fucking thots and got arrested for drugs and child neglect, and that's why you can't see your friends at the moment...and that's not even accounting for the possibility that Nick's children and Drexel's daughter probably have communicated with each other about what happened.

Nick fucked up so severely that I don't even think Drexel can consider being around him without savagely attacking him (verbally, but I hope physically), and I think the guy who has 2-3 inches of height and almost 100 lbs of muscle on you isn't going to accept stupid excuses why you think you should participate in "fun" stuff, like coke and wife-swapping. For all his faults, Drexel doesn't seem to accept lawyer-speak and weak bullshit. Nick has an excuse for everything and Drexel I hope would tell him to stop being a fucking faggot.

As far as I'm concerned, Nick didn't only betray his marriage and every friend who has stuck by him only for him to discard them because he heard something that triggered muh ODD, he betrayed the values that Drexel believed they shared. There's a non-zero chance that Drexel could consider ending his friendship with Nick because of this. He gets what he fucking deserves.

Finally I can call all the people creating 8-paragraph screeds of their totally original, totally insightful analysis on the situation or psychology of those involved COMPLETE FAGGOTS
@Maraschino complete faggot
 
Drexel's coming to terms with the fact that every single time he told Nick that people who enter into open relationships/marriages are fucking done (and he said this directly to Nick in-person on his streams) Nick still fucking did it anyways. One of the few marriages he's known for years that he himself claimed was a "good marriage" was a farce for months, if not years.
"I dressed up in a fucking Jack Murphy beard and made fun of that dude with a man who was doing the same fucking shit as Jack Murphy was, and lying to my face about it."
 
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