Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[demicolon]

Also this might be an unpopular take. But I get the feeling Nick is going to get off relatively Scott free.

He will, unless he continues to act like an invincible teenager and manages to piss off the court. It's a small town so aside from the judge, there's a good chance others handling the case are people Nick managed to insult a little bit at some point.

Even then, his credibility is shot, the kids probably hate him, wife hates him, Senior Rackets is disappoint, nobody outside of JuJu and retards from Locals will take him seriously, ever. His law license is worthless, anyone who'd google him for 5 minutes would have to be out of his mind to hire him.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

the kids probably don't have access to

Well I would start asking. Access to money? Kinda need that before getting to even KingCobraJFS level door dash survival.

 

[Dastardly Dick]

That tickles my thinking in that, I have always thought most people who foam about home schooling are just the kind of people that definitely should not do it.
Because they are fucking useless morons.

Poors that can't afford to send their kids to private school. Most of the people I've heard say "I'm going to homeschool my kids" barely got out of high school themselves.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I remember when rekieta was quick to call anyone cuckolds just to get cucked because he couldn't get it up.

The image of Nick being relegated to the cuck chair by his none functional limp dick and getting PTSD watching Our Wife get railed by Jamaicans while struggling to get the batteries to work in his ViBalldo will never not be funny.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Its more that the laundry room is tied to the sex dungeon & and the kids probably don't have access to a grocery store to stock necessities that isnt related to drugs & sex. These aren't latchkey kids like the average American, these are trustfund grandbabies who had a nanny for their whole life. Like how could you take care of yourself when your parents are wasting away downstairs.

People also need to remember that this isn't all happening in a Vacuum (something Kayla hasn't done in a long time). These kids must be stressed out of their minds watching their world change and their parents suddenly wither away, when you're that severely stressed you begin to shut down, so what little agency these children had before is likely extremely diminished.

 

[Musashi's Son]

He also implies Legal Mindset moved to Thailand to fuck kids. LMAO

>We want the bodycam footage to expose the identities of the minors because we are disgusting people despite Josh clearly stating that he will censor the PII of the minors in the bodycam footage.
>Cries about people making fun of him with memes and deepfakes and then implies Legal Mindset moved to Thailand to fuck kids because he dared to make fun of you for your retarded takes.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Well I would start asking. Access to money? Kinda need that before getting to even KingCobraJFS level door dash survival.

I don't think the rekieta children get "allowances" or they can't touch their trust until they are 18 like most trustfund kids, or nick is pocketing every dime meant for the grandchildren to fuel his addiction.

 

[daffodils]

Struggling to understand just how stupid Nick really is

He isn't stupid in the sense of having low IQ, his fucked up psychology just makes him do stupid things. Him being fairly smart only exacerbates the problem because he can rationalize just about anything.

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Minor Locals stuff:

Spoiler

Mission accomplished

Some dissent and some cope

Still-Life confirms Locals is dead

 

[anionfarflung]

Where in the hell is this? At first I thought, okay, usually church basement receptions are at least in the finished part, but sure. But then those guys in the background? You can see a candleabra behind them... but even in rural parts and even by young men in their 20s standards those clothes aren't wedding clothes.

Looks like they might have used the basement of the church they got married in for the reception? Just a guess.

Edit: was really looking forward to people mocking him for having a female officiant.

 

[AltisticRight]

 

[MudPeople]

Looks like they might have used the basement of the church they got married in for the reception? Just a guess.

I can see what he saw in her, but daym Rekieta's wife had always and poor taste/judgement.
a cheerleader and an earring too?

 

[AnOminous]

At the very least a fuckload more money would have been spent on bullshit. This dude wanted to bring a goddamn "expert" that claims to be able to TELL WHAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE JUST FROM THEIR HANDWRITING.

Just the shit he's saying about Rekieta's case right now says a lot about how far you could trust this guy to do an adequate job instead of just grandstanding and grifting off your case.

 

[zyclonPD]

He also implies Legal Mindset moved to Thailand to fuck kids. LMAO
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If this saga ends with Barnes getting sued for defamation I'm going to laugh hysterically.

 

[JCDenthog]

Looks like they might have used the basement of the church they got married in for the reception? Just a guess.

Wow what a happy and young looking couple. I sure hope their marriage doesn't devolve into public spectacle.

 

[AnOminous]

If that includes pointing out where they've fumbled badly in defending my constitutionally protected rights and set me up to potentially have to come back to trial and pay more fee's.
Having my rights explicitly violated with the judge shouting at the prosecution and getting nothing from it?

So you'd want him publicly bringing up strategic failures the prosecution could conceivably use against you and get you sent to prison, because he's assblasted his magic handwriting expert who thinks he can read minds from your handwriting was rejected in favor of actually winning the case?

I have to say you're kind of a retard if you actually think it's great your former lawyer is undermining your case in a public way.

If what Barnes did was trashing the defence team, then the entirety of lawtube at the time needs to be condemned for the same things.

And what's your reasoning for that bullshit? They have no obligation to him. Barnes was formerly his lawyer. And when fired, went on to grift on doing everything he could to undermine his former client's case, who was facing life in prison, because he was mad he got jilted.

If I hired a lawyer who did that to me, I'd sue the fucker, but I'd probably have bigger fish to fry, like my potential life sentence.

You can't argue with results, and a win is a win. I doubt we'd have seen such a win with Barnes and his bullshit.

 

[Golden Boy]

He also implies Legal Mindset moved to Thailand to fuck kids. LMAO

Barnes has a massive oral fixation, constantly sucking on unlit cigars throughout his streams. After my research I'm forced to conclude he loves to suck on cock as well.

 

[polar bear]

Locals stuff

Lol the fact that these two comments came from the same person



'Church could have lied, KF could have lied, Aaron could have lied. You know who would NEVER lie to me? Das rite, my sweet Nicky boi. He will tell me truth and I will believe him. In Nick We Trust'

 

[Gay Mouth]

Isn't it funny that Nick claimed he was playing chess with God and his move was to implode 10 people's lives

 

[General Gunther]

Looks like they might have used the basement of the church they got married in for the reception? Just a guess.

Holy crap. I didn't even recognize Rekieta at first in those photos until I looked at the nose.

 

[AltisticRight]

Lol the fact that these two comments came from the same person

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'Church could have lied, KF could have lied, Aaron could have lied. You know who would NEVER lie to me? Das rite, my sweet Nicky boi. He will tell me truth and I will believe him. In Nick We Trust'

>Church gossip
So why were the pigs able to sniff out 26.67g of cocaine (in baggies) and various narcotics related paraphernalia?

Dumb cunt in denial.