Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[Crab Latte]

Did I miss it under a spoiler or does Jessica Messica not have a proper intro? I ctrl+fed and she's already trolling once mentioned.

I have taken this into consideration and added a few sentences at the beginning of the section about NAL getting her kicked out of sober living that will hopefully clarify it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i feel like this thread is going to be one of the most autistic and well-documented pieces we have on the site

also, I just went back to this thread and holy fuck it's like a 3 book series

good shit, OP

 

[twentythreeseventeen]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLLS

this thread is so intense and extensive.

TWU

 

[Dope Cat]

She's one of those ultimate subhumans, her death would benefit everyone around her. A lot of inmates on death row are much more loved than her.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

I very much like to consume my cowjinks via text, this OP is outfuckingstanding.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Since NAL has finally gotten her own thread, we need a CIRCLE OF PROTECTION spell for the Farms and for all the Kiwis who shall post here asap. Pray that we all may potentially win the lottery someday and that we shall not smell of a Wendy's double.

 

[3deadniggers]

I have taken this into consideration and added a few sentences at the beginning of the section about NAL getting her kicked out of sober living that will hopefully clarify it.

Jessica Messica's first into is still saying she streamed about NAL. As her primary troll she needs a proper introduction and a bit about her. Who is she, why does she stream, how did she get involved with gurlworld and more indepth of what gurlworld is. A lot of OP assumes you know the people already

 

[Poonocchio]

Really impressive OP doodt, thanks for writing it. NAL is one of those cows I had to take little breaks from in the Cobes thread because I find she gets extremely infuriating especially when she's screeching, but she's also an interesting trainwreck, definitely thread worthy.

 

[Josephine Knezevic]

I didn't catch much, but she was going off about Aaron hitting on her while she was in Casper. She claims he said something about "fucking her brains out." She was calling him aryan aaron and mother fuhrer, while sieg heiling lol.

Lmao
She got banned in the middle of the stream (link) (A)
"Heil sieg mother fuher"

 

[Cecil Harvey]

Finally she gets her own containment zone. I still expect cross posting to and from Cobes' thread for the foreseeable future. This bogwitch isn't letting him go as long as she has a say in it. Or until she finds a better mark.

Very informative OP, there's a lot about her that I didn't know. Good job.

 

[Click reply to view]

I've never seen such seething rage at a potato.

At least she's not stabbing it.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

NAL posted this to explain why she seeks the solace of the shitter and tub; Akin to a siren needing to be in the water.

 

[lottalove]

I expect Matt Paxton and Cory Chalmers to burst in every time I see the kitchen setup.

lol, that's a good one.
There has to be more than one hoarder. One time, when NAL was supposedly cleaning, she sat hitting her bong in a living room, which wasn't seen before, it was also cluttered. Looked like the main habitat of the parents.


Or look at the kitchen. How does that even work, when she blocks it for hours at a time, livestreaming. There's only one kitchen. Look at that! Then that garden with it's assortment of clutter, dried out plants, unfinished projects, decorations, bulky waste, years of stuff?


NAL complains from time to time, that you can't do anything in this kitchen, like, you can't even do anything! She clearly deserves better.

There has to be a stalemate-situation in that dysfunctional 'family unit'. Nobody can do anything to better the situation. They're stuck.
The parents don't really put their foot down, like ever. They allow her to disrespect them. Even in their face. They seem to have no values or boundaries or are unable to enforce them.

She can explode at any given moment. This seems to be her major weapon: Acting out. What could you even do to deal with this behavior, except throw her out finally and not look back.

Whatever keeps the parents from self-defense, it works fine.
After the Bathroom Breakdown, before she went to Casper for the second time, her father didn't drive her to the airport. That's it. That was all the "consequences" she had to face, to take an Uber instead.
She was allowed back, seemingly no problem, to continue her daily routine of smoking bongs, drinking alcohol, livestreaming and complaining, with the occasional Walmart-run inbetween.

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Bonus: "You couldn't even get your daddy's dick hard if you tried..."
NALs stream of incest-slurs from a live called "Smoothie time excellent", which aired January 3rd, 2024

 

[ibeatmywife]

I think nal may actually be retarded. I had no idea she was involved in gorlworld to that degree but now it makes all those obvious trolls as her mods that much more funny. Her trying to figure out who her rogue mod is when they are all rogue. Like she really made Ariel a mod and acted like they were cool totally nal she isn't a buddy troll mod lol

 

[Ponzo]

This clip should also be archived, NAL telling everyone how she will take Cobras money and he will not be in charge of it

 

[Richie Richard]

Excellent read but didn't see bratwurst mentioned. Look forward to reading here because watching/listening to her feels like self harm.

 

[Mimikyu Kachoo]

In her GFM, she said she learned about Josh through kiwi farms. I wonder if she will make a debut in her own thread?

 

[Rotogravure]

The OP is really good. The first time Andy is mentioned, it's not yet clear who he is: I inferred that he must be a sibling but wasn't actually sure if it was a brother or a sister. Very minor point, just something I noticed as I read.

I'll take a second for this because I already saw some confusion with people calling Michael Chalkey (her brother in law) NAL's brother. There's not a lot of information on Andy (Andrew Patrick Boyle, Born Sept 24th, 1985). In the Cobes thread, people thought he was this concert pianist because the kid had big ears (he's not), and then there is a journalist who writes for online places with the same name (but not middle name). What we DO know about Andy is that his address is currently still listed as NAL's parents place, but he does not seem to live there, and he owned a Pool Cleaning Business at one time. He has had addresses in Sarasota as well, which lines up with NAL's grandmother.

 

[Business Goose]

Don't be put of by the length of the post, it will help take your mind of the truly awful porn concealed within.

 

[Ollie Beach]

One of the most put together starts I've seen. So much well documented.