Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

>Church gossip
So why were the pigs able to sniff out 26.67g of cocaine (in baggies) and various narcotics related paraphernalia?

Dumb cunt in denial.

Those prudish church ladies always have large amounts of cocaine to plant on the people they're framing. Scandinavians are all that way.

 

[Fapcop]

People also need to remember that this isn't all happening in a Vacuum (something Kayla hasn't done in a long time). These kids must be stressed out of their minds watching their world change and their parents suddenly wither away, when you're that severely stressed you begin to shut down, so what little agency these children had before is likely extremely diminished.

Yeah… I’m all about kids being independent, but every situation is different.

What happened to these kids can best be compared to a slow moving earthquake.

First their parents start spending less time with them. Their dad? Sleeping/Gone most of the day.

Then the nanny, that they knew for half or most of their life quit. Goodbye safe harbor, confidante and stability!

(Kayla, seemed to wallow in her uselessness as we have already heard. Something she was he encouraged to by Nick in some kind of extraordinarily fucked narc control/ego boost deal.)

Then dad and mom are gone more and more, things start sliding even more. And to top it all off… THE SIDEPIECE moved in.

The kids at this point, rather than go “yo wtf, if you buy some food I’ll make sandwiches!” Likely just kept to themselves and stayed in their rooms/on their iPads, worried about when the NEXT penny would drop.

So yeah, fuck EVS. These weren’t kids who grew up with strung out parents who had to grow up fast. These kids saw their comfortable upper middle class life implode around them suddenly.

 

[MrReeShopper]

"Kiwi Farms is full of Pedophiles"

"Legal Mindset is a Pedophile"
While he's throwing Unfounded allegations around, Why not.
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Oof. Jimmy Somerville has let himself go.

Edit: My mistake. This isn't Jimmy Somerville. Jimmy Somerville is a talented faggot. This is just a diminutive fuckhead who hilariously teeters on an overstuffed chair that reinforces the image of an 8 year old, dressed up as an adult, who has been hit with a death ray. This is just a dysgenic moronic faggot.

Fucking genetic detritus.

 

[Dastardly Dick]

Barnes has a massive oral fixation, constantly sucking on unlit cigars throughout his streams. After my research I'm forced to conclude he loves to suck on cock as well.

Barnes sure loves the feel of something long and brown in his mouth.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He isn't stupid in the sense of having low IQ, his fucked up psychology just makes him do stupid things. Him being fairly smart only exacerbates the problem because he can rationalize just about anything.

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Minor Locals stuff:

Spoiler

Mission accomplished
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Some dissent and some cope
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Still-Life confirms Locals is dead
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jUsT because hE hAD aN oUNcE oF coKe dOEsn'T mEaN hE wAs taKinG iT!!

That's gotta be the biggest fucking cope I've seen yet.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

so I was wondering today. Nick has rapidly transformed into Ralph, who is the Rage Pig. What's Nick's equivalent animal avatar? The Smugness Giraffe?

I've always liked the sound of Rage Twig.
While the Rage Pig is always fixin' to holler, the Rage Twig is always on the verge of snapping.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Man it’s the WEIRDEST thing. Nick just had 26 grams of coke as a JOKE. Because its FUNNY. You’ve never accidentally slipped nose-first into your souvenir pile of coke? What are you an incel prude? He didn’t inhale. And he left it on during the stream because it’s FUNNY.

 

[NSA Intern]

lmao

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Just the shit he's saying about Rekieta's case right now says a lot about how far you could trust this guy to do an adequate job instead of just grandstanding and grifting off your case.

I'd honestly trust any other *practicing* or *recently practicing* lawtuber over Barnes, easily.

Even legalbytes... is she even still doing youtube stuff? Does anyone watch? Does anyone care?

 

[Annealing Crater]

Okay maybe Nick is an alcoholic drug addict who pimps out his wife to Jaimacan bulls and failed radio hosts. Maybe he trashed his house and lives in filth and starves his 5 children. Maybe he ignores all of his obligations and threw away a 7 figure contract because he’s too lazy to ‘work’ a few hours a day streaming. Maybe he frequents prostitutes and gets handjobs from human trafficking victims in Asian massage parlors. Maybe his best friend grooms children. Maybe he abandoned all of his principles and defends what he previously claimed to believe was CSAM because his e-daddy likes it.

But have you ever considered that by laughing at him on the internet, it is actually YOU who is bad?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Just sayin, little dude, that you'd be just ask fucked up, if you already aren't. I mean you sit here f5'ing this bitch to watch someone crumble.... who we know is already fucked. You're as sad as he is.

Do you understand what the Kiwi Farms is for? do you even understand what Nick was for the majority of his streaming career?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Do you understand what the Kiwi Farms is for? do you even understand what Nick was for the majority of his streaming career?

The answer is "No, no he does not."
It amuses me so much the amount of newfags that have come in recently trying to get KF to stop being KF all the sudden.

 

[StillSpergingOnTheNet]

Gonna speak the obvious, and i'm sorry, but a lot of you throwing stones are just straight assholes. I know it's the norm here, but damn if some of you aren't or wouldn't be just bad if you had some fame and/or money. The kid thing does get me, but most of you are degenerate assholes that post every 2 seconds on a board meant to just shit on people. Look at yourselves too, maybe. It's sick just all around....

edit HURR HURR, yeah i get it, dickheads, but you're no better.

Lol, lmao even, Rackets earned all the shit he is taking, a lot of here started off as fans and have watched his nit so slow slide into absolute degenerecy. I and 4999 others are still waiting on that super awesome first 5k Locals gift, but that is never happening, so in a small way he dissapointed me just like he dissapointed his kids, but for them it was far worse. If you don't like hearing that no one is making you st8ck around these parts pendejo.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Lol, lmao even, Rackets earned all the shit he is taking, a lot of here started off as fans and have watched his nit so slow slide into absolute degenerecy. I and 4999 others are still waiting on that super awesome first 5k Locals gift, but that is never happening, so in a small way he dissapointed me just like he dissapointed his kids, but for them it was far worse. If you don't like hearing that no one is making you st8ck around these parts pendejo.

I'm waiting for the 5k grift gift AND the 24 hour stream.

 

[buttmunch]

I actually do know all of those things. I think some of it is completely aspy and some of you are kinda fucked? Maybe i'm just... normal? May i don't live in a basement and live off ramen? I mean....

you white knighting an internet personality sounds like you're in a weird parasocial relationship with your edaddy, so far from normal nigger

 

[CrispyLegs]

I enjoy seeing what's going on, but a lot of you act like you're holier than thou about shit, when you'd do the exact same thing, and therein lies my problem with you scathing little cunts. Maybe if you had a better upbringing, weren't raised by a proper parent, maybe you'd not be throwing those stones, but hey. You can't fix the kind of people some of you ended up being.

Who’s forcing you to stay here, shall I beat them up for you

 

[Business Goose]

Just sayin, little dude, that you'd be just ask fucked up, if you already aren't. I mean you sit here f5'ing this bitch to watch someone crumble.... who we know is already fucked. You're as sad as he is.

No we KNOW Nick is sad, there's...what's the word...evidence! All you have on us is that we are here, as are you.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I actually do know all of those things. I think some of it is completely aspy and some of you are kinda fucked? Maybe i'm just... normal? May i don't live in a basement and live off ramen? I mean....

You're so cool how can we be more like you?

 

[Krayt Dragon]

but a lot of you act like you're holier than thou about shit, when you'd do the exact same thing,

Yeah, maybe you would do the same thing.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

I'm pretty convinced between his defense of Jack Murphy back in January 2022 and his current nonstop Balldowashing that Barnes has some enormous skeletons in his closet, and the "muh Constitutional rights" shtick is his only defense for them.

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