Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
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Wow, do you think he's gonna keep representing both of them (if they even let him for his wife) or is he going to stop being retarded and get a lawyer?
If he represents himself at trial and its streamed. I will shit myself if he objects to something and says "GROUNDS"
 
Kayla and Nick filed a "notice to remove" Judge Fisher.


Credit to @Useful_Mistake for posting these documents in the State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta thread.
PFFT...I mean she probably SHOULDN'T be the judge here because she has an active case with Nick already and has personal reasons that would require her to refuse. But does she have to? No. These are two entirely different cases. I don't think there's any point in changing the judge for anything other than sentencing purposes. Will she be removed as judge? I hope not. It's funnier this way. Would be retarded if Nick didn't at least ask? Yes.
 
oh shit I didn’t think nick had it in him but he’s gonna go with the “she has to recuse herself because I talked shit about her pussy liquor” route. Godspeed nick hope you had a nice line or two when you came up with this
Actually. Minnesota is weird. How many days has it been since Fischer was assigned?
Here is the rule cited by Nick in the notice:
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Actually. Minnesota is weird. How many days has it been since Fischer was assigned?
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Balldo was arrested on the 24th, he had 7 days.
He literally waited until the last 5 minutes.

Bald legal strategy there, Balldo.
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FACT CHECK.
WRONG.
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Last *six* minutes.
 
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Which is why I think she married him for his trust fund.

Doubt. She probably didn’t know about the trust fund, as you may recall Nick had to chase her real hard.

(Also grandparents were alive, so there likely wasn’t a trust fund yet.)

Nobody has five kids (and multiple miscarriages) just because they want to lay on the trust fund couch and watch Netflix/get banged by niggers.

Nick by all accounts didn’t want five kids either, and he sure as heck didn’t spend as much time as possible with them.

Which makes me think that the kids, and having a big, Christian family was Kayla’s idea.

Obviously SOMETHING happened along the way to make her like this: A bad wife, incapable of even cleaning up some vomit. Not sure what that something is, but wouldn’t be surprised if a good part of it is… Nick.
 
You know I can't believe I'm saying this, but no. I meant BEFORE any of the drugs. Looking at their wedding photos is really astounding. Kayla looks closer to how she did now compared to when we first saw her. If I channel my inner gooner hard enough, I almost sort of understand Nick's "her body is ruined" comments. Kayla's wedding photos and her first appearance on stream almost look like two completely different women. I wouldn't recognize either of them unless you told me. Not that Kayla was ugly when we were first introduced to her but she's definitely vastly different from the woman he married. Then if you look at Nick, holy fuck what a vast improvement. He went from a coomer tier looking NEET to looking like an actual human being. I can see from a weird sexual deviant's point of view why Nick might have thought that way. He was a coomer loser 4-6 at best who got with an 8-9. Mind you, after 5 kids its a miracle she looks as good as she does. But I kind of see why when he's a few shots deep he might say those disgusting comments. It doesn't make him not an ass hole, he's a dick, but when you look at 2021 Nick and Kayla and wedding night Nick and Kayla, it's 4 different people.

On a side note this gives a lot more credence to the Nick badgering her about her appearance notion.
Even though Nick said having 5 kids destroyed her body, didn't he also say the damage took years to recover from, but there was a recovery?

What I don't get about her body being destroyed, is everyone seems to think it was destroyed permanently, but we had Kayla a few years ago talking about how proud she was of her body and enjoyed showing it off.

So it doesn't seem the destruction was permanent.
 
it's on both documents lol
>nick rekieta, pro se
>kayla rekieta, pro se
i'm sure it'll work out great for them
He's definitely trying to be her shadow lawyer lol very subtle. It took him this long to come up with this? I'd say he is probably too broke for a lawyer and a drug habit but there's public defenders available. This actually has me concerned that Kayla is still captive and sedated in the orgy coke cult.
 
they are co-defendants
Yes but could Kayla just tell Nick - hey, I don't want to look obstructive right from the beginning, I'm cool with this judge?
I have this feeling that Kayla is going pro se because she just trusts Nicks' expertise and will listen to whatever he tells her to do. So even if technically he is not her lawyer, he will be controlling everything she does.
If this is true - there is no dumber woman in the world rn, is there?
 
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LMAO!

So much for “Of course Nick got a lawyer! You think he’s a moron or something?!”

Also: Fat good it’ll do. It’s a tiny county with three judges. Of course they talk: “There’s this shyster lawyer… A real piece of shit! He has a podcast and you will not believe what he said about me on it!”
 
I'm pretty convinced between his defense of Jack Murphy back in January 2022 and his current nonstop Balldowashing that Barnes has some enormous skeletons in his closet, and the "muh Constitutional rights" shtick is his only defense for them.
I think Barnes has gotten to the point where he believes there's a deepstate boogeyman under every rock. To his credit, he has worked cases that involve legitimate corruption from state officials, judges, prosecutors, corporations, etc. For example, right now, he's defending Amos Miller in PA, an Amish farmer who's getting screwed over by the PA Department of Agriculture. He's also representing Brook Jackson, the Pfizer whistleblower, as well as going after Tyson Foods for their vaccine mandate policy and treatment of workers. Then, he's got his "Hush Hush" series on Locals, which is basically a history of political corruption in the US.

I hate the government as much as anyone else here, but I think everyone needs to remember that Barnes is an activist. This is what he does. Yes, he's an attorney, but every case he takes has a political purpose behind it. Hence, his conflict with the Rittenhouse legal team.

I haven't actually watched any videos where he talks about Nick's situation. Has Barnes bothered trying to explain why exactly the state is going after Nick? What bombshell was he going to drop? What whistles was he going to blow? When has he even talked about the local police and judges, other than to level petty, personal complaints against them?
 
What Barnes did after he was shitcanned by Rittenhouse was amazingly unprofessional. A total breach of professional etiquette. Plus his observations were fucking retarded and completely wrong.

Let's put it another way - the type of guy who's going to the mat for Nick in the face of all this evidence is also the type of guy who would have secretly been rooting for Kyle to get convicted as a narcissistic "that'll show 'em to never fire me".

Bet on it. Barnes is fucking garbage.
Some of his observations were wrong. Others, he agreed with people like Legal Mindset who he is now insinuating is a pedophile. I agree it was unprofessional but some of his criticism was valid and I'm not going to do what he's doing and pretend that the person I now dislike has always and only been a retard.

I imagine all lawyers are like that inside because lawyers aren't paid to be wrong about anything and when job is convincing everyone you're right about everything, it will become your personality.
 
Nick and the judge do have a past history beyond those comments though.
You mean her giving a decision he didn't like, so he cornered her in an elevator and chewed her out? The only one with demonstrable bias against the other is Nick towards her.

I get that the way he's treated her could reasonably lead to her having something against him, but unless I'm missing some lore here then there's nothing to demonstrate that besides tales Nick has told about her.
 
What whistles was he going to blow? When has he even talked about the local police and judges, other than to level petty, personal complaints against them?
local? you're thinking too small. this order to frame nick came straight from the biden administration because it's an election year and a youtuber with a diminishing audience was speaking truth to power.
 
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