Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

That is true actually. He went there to plaster their Instagram with selfies of himself not working out.

Impressive. With two instathots as competition fats somehow managed to be the biggest whore in that screenshot.

@Second Missing Primarch hahahahahah fucking same thought lol

 

[lindsayfan]

he probably could have gotten dan fired if he had gone about it in an intelligent way
but knowing pat, he most likely sent them a complaint full of classic patisms and dramatic exaggerations
>please fire dan mullen now!

no, child. you're still committing the classic patposter fallacy of thinking like a semi-intelligent human. i guarantee pigman's epistles to insight were haughty, insulting, possibly outright threatening. fatrick treats every facet of his life like a video game where you score points by making other people hate you.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

he's got twice as many pictures of random sweaty dudes working out and flexing as he does of women. Might as well just plaster "I AM BIG GAY" on your forehead in neon letters, Pat.

These are pictures posted by other users, not just Patrick's personal pictures.

 

[deadtofaunus]

The box, with what i assume the unassembled parts lazily stuffed back into it, has made a cameo when Rick gave a tour through the other half of the ha'hovel.

I must've missed this. If anyone has a link I'll gladly seT the record straighT. The last thing I want to be doing is sullying Patrick's immaculate reputation with my misinformation.

those pecks

Being serious for a second, this relatively small (compared to Fatrick, anyways) Patism irks me a whole lot. He considers himself a writer and a gymrat yet insists on continuously using the wrong word. It's even more egregious than people who spell "breathe" without the "e" or "rogue" as "rouge" IMO.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

These are pictures posted by other users, not just Patrick's personal pictures.

I stand corrected. Pat's still a closet queen tho.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick is now the voice of The Industry

 

[The Feline Solution]

I must've missed this. If anyone has a link I'll gladly seT the record straighT. The last thing I want to be doing is sullying Patrick's immaculate reputation with my misinformation.

Being serious for a second, this relatively small (compared to Fatrick, anyways) Patism irks me a whole lot. He considers himself a writer and a gymrat yet insists on continuously using the wrong word. It's even more egregious than people who spell "breathe" without the "e" or "rogue" as "rouge" IMO.

He's an absolute retard when it comes to orthography, remember we are talking about a retard that confused eclectic with elliptic in a published work of his. An editor should've caught that right away but Fats chose to go with a fucking dyslexic editor, which he seems to be mighty proud of. It's retards all the way down with Pat.
As for a photo of the boxed bench, it's almost just a foot note in Rick history, couldn't even tell you if it got caught last year or the one before, possibly even longer ago than that. I think it happened around the time when we were speculating about a Niki divorce arc because he posted pictures of him in the other half of the ha'hovel, which he, i think, never did before that.

 

[deadtofaunus]

I think it happened around the time when we were speculating about a Niki divorce arc because he posted pictures of him in the other half of the ha'hovel, which he, i think, never did before that.

That gives me something to go off of at least, thank you. And while searching for posts about divorce in this thread I stumbled on photographic proof of Patrick's massive bench gains:

 

[The Feline Solution]

That gives me something to go off of at least, thank you. And while searching for posts about divorce in this thread I stumbled on photographic proof of Patrick's massive bench gains:
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#Roids

 

[Thé au lait]

Computer work also applies here. Good luck trying to type with regular gloves.

What 90s ass retard wears gloves to type?

I'm half convinced Adirondack chairs where invented by a fat dude in upstate New York who sat down too hard and snapped the back legs off his over abused lawn chair and he was too cheap to buy and too lazy to build a new one so he just invented them to shut up curious guests who asked about his broken lawn chairs.

Having lived there before, this is exactly what they do when their shitty chairs break

 

[deadtofaunus]

#Roids

Wrong yet again stlaker child. Patrick gets his protein from fine artisanal pepperoni, homemade from only the freshest all-natural ingredients.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Also if you give fat's airBNB a bad review he will personally arrest you

How the fuck does this soy goblin think he could "immediately incapacitate" and "hold you immobile"?

Look at the man

Assuming they're not intimidated by some of the most aggressively homosexual gym selfies a man has ever produced, what then?

Pat is the most effeminate, soymilk fed pudding of man you're likely to come across, the fuck is he gonna do, sit on them like his wife sat on Pringle Can John's lap?

Why didn't you "immobilize" him Pat, you fat joke?
You sat with sad puppy eyes and let yourself get cucked and you didn't do shit.

Legit bad ass.

 

[The Feline Solution]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA JUST NOW THIS MINUTE THIS XEET HAPPENED
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Seriously missed chance of childing a foreign head of state

 

[Business Goose]

Wrong in ever single last detail as always, stlaker child. Pat has been going to the gym multiple times a week for over a decade.
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He's so into fitness that he once posted a picture of a new bench he ordered. He even posted an update ten months later showing that he was getting ready to assemble it!
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He hasn't mentioned it since but no doubt someone with as big a chest as him has been putting it to good use grinding away at those pectorals.

He's put his back out moving it.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

What the fuck did she mean by Toast?

It’s the dorkiest shit only a 1.7 mind raised in the 80s could come up with. Not so much as a single “faggot” and his ego was too big to seriously threaten death (Pat is a manly man and other men are scared of him, child), so toast was the best he could come up with that didn’t hurt his own feelings.

StealthyIncapacitator makes his triumphant return
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Also if you give fat's airBNB a bad review he will personally arrest you
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Also triple confirmation that the mysterious fat faggot with bitchtits in prior footage is behind the paintocaust (also directly comparing himself to women who get stalked lol)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA JUST NOW THIS MINUTE THIS XEET HAPPENED
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bio sex matters when Pat insults his detractors and implies they’re gay though! *points at forehead* lol he definitely goons to tranny porn

“This is your exit, Leslie” he says as he can’t find a publisher, can’t attend his faggy cons anymore, and seethes the day away impotently. The self soothing behavior he does through Twitter is wild.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Wrong as always, stalker, can't wedgie that which wears no underwear.

Maybe wedgie PTSD is why he doesn't wear underwear.*

He then of course waddled home as fast as his fat trotters would take him

I was with you up to this point. We all know Pat drives to and (drunkenly) from whichever bar is unfortunate enough to enjoy his presence, stalker.

*It's not. It's because he's fat and is unable to buy underwear to fit his immense girth.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"No, child," Patrick muttered, his voice nearly as thick as his waistline. "No, child," he repeated, his fat thumbs thumping against the screen of his smartphone. The trolls were popping up almost faster than he could reply, but reply he had to. He could never let them win.

A notification popped up with a familiar ding. Leslie had tweeted something. "Last exit, Leslie," he muttered again, greasy sweat beading on his forehead. Dark sweat stains were spreading beneath his sleeves as he worked himself up, imagining his trolls getting pinned down by the police. His faucet shaped dick gently quivered as he began imagining himself being pinned down.

Another notification. Patrick cursed, realizing he'd spent too long thinking about those masculine officers. The Prime Minister of England? He must be replied to. Every xeet must be replied to. Every thought must be expressed. Every stalker must enjoy prison.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

While pat pretends like he doesn’t know what Leslie means by referring to child rapists, he can’t stop thinking about minors fucking. From Owen etc

Not good.

Reminder:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Wrong in ever single last detail as always, stlaker child. Pat has been going to the gym multiple times a week for over a decade.
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Taking photos at the gym is a waste of money Patrick, but that's all you do with your money. Every year you get fatter. We have photo and video evidence of that.

Fatrick is now the voice of The Industry
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Leslie still has a job and Patrick still not published. She still goes to her conventions too to talk to other agents and when not on a panel I bet she tells other agents to avoid you Patrick.

How the fuck does this soy goblin think he could "immediately incapacitate" and "hold you immobile"?

He'd try and sit on you but given he had a hard time lifting 115lbs up a flight of stairs I doubt he could even do that.

 

[MilkThePig]

Imagine truly believing it's your calling in life to be a catty cunt all day on Twitter and that you're accomplishing something by doing so. This man is absurdly deranged and mind-bogglingly fat.