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[monstrous bubo]

I love this. Cricket - has cricket been infected by troons yet? I don’t think it has, has it? Let’s have cricket month instead. Gentle, English cricket on the village green, the thwack of leather on willow, the clink of ice in the gin and tonic, and a nice break for lunch. Yes, I declare cricket month.

Cricket is a degenerate aristocratic sport played exclusively by Britbongs, Aussies and third worlders (West Indies, Pajeets and Africans), Troons will not infect such a sport as far as I can see into the future. I could be wrong.

Fun fact: Babe Ruth was fascinated by cricket. Cricket’s equivalent, Don Bradman, was fascinated by baseball. They are very similar. Both games take forever, induce enormous levels of autistic statistics-hoarding and spergery about how they’re not really games but well akshually explain [insert your favourite thing here], are played by only a few countries, and are so dull they can be safely ignored by spectators for long stretches of time.

Onto the important question. Cricket’s global governing body, the ICC, has expressly banned anyone who has gone through male puberty from playing women’s cricket at the international level. It did so because Australia selected a Canadian-born male for its international women’s team. At the domestic level, transwomen can play in Australian competitions if their T is below a certain level. At community level, anyone who deeply feels they’re a woman can bowl 100 miles/h bouncers at women’s heads, safe in the knowledge women can’t bowl that fast back at them. I don’t know about other countries’ domestic rules.

 

[Chromeo]

Real Mayun / Natalie Page / Natalie A Page / Natalie Allie Page / NegativeReferral / Negative Referral / Tali76 / BinaryEnculturation / CentralAllie / Alexandra M Page / Alexandra Madelyn Page / Allie Page / Alex Page / Alexander Page

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[AfghanBlue]

That's what the Deviant rating is for.

But I don't know why you'd need it, bigot. Unlike you, these lovely humans appreciate a trans body.
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Anyway, have some more Vera Wylde:

Spoiler: A lingerie photo

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"Sexy Baby"

Moving on...

Spoiler: QUOTE RETWEET WITH TUMMY

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I left the worst till last.

Spoiler: Vera's entire arse crack

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His arse skin is literally the texture of a basketball. This is man who has never washed with anything more than his hand.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

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I think he's had one already

 

[bouquetnine]

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no one would ever mistake this for a woman

"I'm wearing makeup, that makes me a woman."

 

[Krayt Dragon]

Now, Let's see what Alexander Page's posts look like from there shall we?

Ironically, everything in this Bingo Chart would be really good advice, if only he heeded it.

 

[DumbDude43]

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>she said no more therapy
was this guy getting trooned out by some ~gender affirmative therapist~ or what the fuck is that about?
either way, very based wife, but since he is still posting on reddit tranny communities i don't think he's gonna snap out of it

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

"GF left me because she's a he and wants to invade lesbian spaces relationship was too heteronormative"
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Spoiler: Text

GF left me because relationship was too heteronormative (self.MtF)

submitted 4 hours ago * by Feuerhamster to r/MtF

So, the relationship with my gf is basically over now. We were together in a poly relationship for two years and for some months now she dated another (cis) girl.
We had our problems lately but she never tried to work on things or tried to communicate properly. She just spend less and less time with me. She started refusing any activity and time together. She started to not answering me in chats for days. We now have not seen us or talked in months. She never actually said we break up, actually, she said she denies the concept of breakups, but I guess she is just too gutless to be honest to me.
Recently, a friend told me that she talked to others about our relationship and said that she felt it to be too "heteronormative" with me. It seems to be very important to her to be seen as a lesbian couple.
I am now transitioning for over 3 years. HRT almost 3 years. Name changed and living full time as a girl. My passing is not great but not bad either. I get missgendered from time to time but over all most people recognize me as female.
I have to say that I dont care much about my passing anymore because I have no interest in putting much work into my appearance just to fit into stereotypical gender roles. So my look most of the time is quite androgynous. And also from my personality, I am not the most feminine acting person. Due to my autism, I sometimes can be very analytical, objective and adult like which can be viewed as not particulary feminine. I never fit into any gender stereotypes. I am just me.
My (ex) gf is also trans, autistic and pansexual but with double the transition time than me. Her new gf is cis and also had a long term relationship before but was annoyed that they got viewed as a hetero couple because her other partner is amab non-binary without HRT.
Seems that my ex feels more lesbian with a cis woman rather than me.
All this sounds quite transphobic to me or am I wrong here? What do you think about all that?
Am I female enough? Am I a real girl? I didn't asked this beginner question to my self in a long time but this stuff started questioning myself again.
Edit: In the relationship, someone could have see me as the more male behaving part if you really wanted to. But I just behaved like I feel in a relationship. But how do you behave lesbian?

A two year old photo of the "overall most people recognize me as female" poster:
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Spoiler: Does he pass? You decide!

 

[Candidate No 7]

Oh no no no no no, Sophie bros, it's all over. Crushed by the cisnormative transphobic and invalidating abuse of a patriarchal society, our plucky heroin is no doubt literally shaking and crying by a river, gathering the strength to end it all and leave this cruel world



(Hang on, I'll just check her chunky keffiyeh-wearing girlfriend's X account just to be s...
Oh.)



(4th account in about two months, like a hyperactive teenager. Still ultra-confident in the power of a 250-signature petition to force the government's hand.)

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Does he pass? You decide!

I was on the fence, but then I saw the Geforce RTX 3070 Ti. Definitely a true and honest woman.

 

[Procrastinhater]

looks like he stuck two soup cans in a bra and called them boobs

He's got those tuberous moobs that Troons get instead of actual breasts.
They're fucking repulsive.
I don't know why these freaks insist on taking pictures from angles where their HRT growths are flopping out for the camera.

The nipples are both pointing relatively forward, not towards each armpit.

Thats just because he's stuffed them in a bra.
I'd put money if those things flopped out they'd be watching out for hawks and snakes at the same time in opposite ends of the map.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I don't know why these freaks insist on taking pictures from angles where their HRT growths are flopping out for the camera.

Yes you do. „Look at muh sexy boobies! Would you fuck them? I’d fuck them.”

 

[Procrastinhater]

This grotesque creature is fucking ruining gaming, he has become capcoms darling and is getting invited more and more to industry events.
I already fucking hate capcom but him being involved with them has just made my hate for them worse, they ruined Monster hunter because of them chasing twitch and youtuber streamers and now they have put this freak in multiple games.
He is going to be in the new monster hunter for sure.
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I'm not against Trans representation in video games as long as its accurate...

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Ladies and gentlemen, the average trans activist Redditor:

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"I'm at a crossroads. Should I save up my money for a car or should I continue to spend all of my money on cartoon fetish porn? Life is full of choices with no clear answer."

Also, I assume that trans bullets are just pieces of Play-Doh that identify as bullets, so I'm definitely not scared of being shot with trans bullets.

for some reason i had a desire to look into this troon specifically, and what do i find?

somehow i think even without knowing a single other thing about him i could've guessed every single piece of life info this person shared here. fucking pathetic. 'reddit, help, i spend a bunch of money on porn commissions of fat people and i don't know what to do! is spending hundreds of dollars a month on porn worth it? should i keep buying degenerate porn?'

it's really sad when an autistic person gets 'friends' and doesn't understand how the concept of friendship works. i wonder if this retard is being taken advantage of by these porn artists or if he's just completely retarded. wonder what his mom does that 'stresses him out' for 99% of his stress. maybe it's telling you to stop spending all day gooning and go out and get a real job so you can take care of yourself in the future, you nasty fuck.

 

[Positron]

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Ironically, everything in this Bingo Chart would be really good advice, if only he heeded it.

"Free Space" should be "You'll never be a woman".

 

[monstrous bubo]

I'm not against Trans representation in video games as long as its accurate...

Let’s see…

• can’t run because of SRS pain, so need to earn magic potion to progress
• can be defeated by the magic phrase ”you will never be a woman”
• easily distracted from mission by women’s toilets
• bright programmer socks quickly spotted by snipers
• long fake nails interfere with trigger action

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's worth pointing out that "Reddit's Trans Community" was the original title of this thread. So he's complaining that he's been featured on a thread that he himself created.

He's purged his YouTube account, but luckily I saved this gem:
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He has the same vacant dead autist stare Chris Chan does.

Thoughts and prayers for Queers for Palestine.

Queers for Palestine always get all the media attention, can we not spare a moment to consider Sodomites for Somalia?
They're in a far worse situation.

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Late bro. Alex had fucking meltdown last year and got Trolls Remorse, wanted this thread deleted.
Check out hos profile if you want, guy lost his mind, I think estrogen rotted holes in his brain.
He hasn't been back for a while.
He was actually one of the first of these weird AGP freaks doxed on his own thread, all his shit is back at the start of the thread in the early pages.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Yup! Shoulder, armpit, then bra strap length.

Are you retards saying "bra strap" to mean "bra band"? The strap is the part that goes over your shoulder. This is "au jus" all over again

 

[Candidate No 7]

A bit of good news at last from the UK: an end to the TERF wars may be in sight as India Willoughby has reminded us that he has come up with a solution satisfactory to all parties:

Kemi Badenoch, I’d rather die than be on a male hospital ward

(Kemi Badenoch is UK Minister for Women and Equalities)

Spoiler: Full article

Before offering your opinion on the latest bit of culture-war scaremongering from the Tories on trans people, consider this.
How would you feel if a woman you know, perhaps vulnerable, was forced into being treated in an all-male ward at a hospital. How would that woman feel?
Terrified, most likely. And that is exactly how I would feel in the same situation. My instincts are the same as most women – I just happen to be trans.
But these are the realities facing me as a trans woman, after Kemi Badenoch announced, in a series of combative media interviews this morning, that the Conservatives would seek to ‘clarify’ the legal definitions of sex and gender, potentially denying trans women from accessing women-only spaces.

Even if they have a full female anatomy, exist on a day to day basis among other women and are fully recognised by the British state as women through a gender recognition certificate.
There’s a very large ‘F’ on my passport, meaning my sex is registered as female so why on earth would I be placed in male facilities in places like hospitals.
It’s abhorrent, cruel and feels like a clear breach of my human rights.
But it seems the Tories are just fanning the flames of the same culture war issues as always in a desperate bid to win the election.
Let me be clear. I would never, ever go on an all-male hospital ward. I’d rather die at the scene of my injury or illness than be placed on one.
Badenoch’s series of interviews, in which she struggled to articulate her position and ended up snapping at the presenters, just show how little thought has gone into these proposals and that the Conservatives simply want to try and scapegoat the trans community, using us as a political football.

That was also shown by the party’s official account on X posting ‘We know what a woman is – Keir Starmer doesn’t.’
Well I know what a woman is, and I know I am one.
And what’s most galling is that Labour are waiting on the sidelines ready to put the boot in too, and haven’t been strong enough in responding, calling the policy only a ‘distraction’ without explaining why it’s so offensive.
Badenoch’s ‘review’ comes hot-on-the-heels of a government proposal to ban trans people specifically from single sex hospital wards.
Sadly, both parties seem content to justify this repeated humiliation of trans people by saying they respect biology and want to protect women.

But the stats suggest it isn’t a problem.
Earlier this year, trans charity Translucent polled 180 acute and mental health trusts in England, asking how many complaints they had received in the 12 months to September 2023 regarding trans women on women’s wards.
After almost 90% responded, the devastating figure was announced – one. Just a single complaint.
I’m going to say that again so it sinks in – one.
I transitioned on the NHS with the help of amazing doctors and specialists.
But now, as long as these changes come into place, I will never go to a UK hospital again.
They are no longer safe spaces.
I’ve spent my whole life fighting to be who I am, a woman, and no-one is taking that away from me – not a hospital administrator, a doctor, or anyone.
Certainly not Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer. Or Kemi Badenoch.
There’s also another big fly in the Conservative ointment of ‘protecting biological sex’ and ‘preserving dignity.’
A fly called trans men.
Badenoch said part of the issue she wants to tackle are people ‘visibly of a different sex’ from the one they claim accessing single-sex services.
Well the trans men I know are almost always indistinguishable from their cis counterparts.
Many have beards, bald heads and muscles. They read car magazines and smell of leather and aftershave, because they are indeed men. Which means that, if some people get their way, your mum, wife, daughter or grandma might find herself in a single sex space with some very manly-looking people, all because ‘biology’ trumps all.

If we’re engaging with the transphobic argument, I’m not sure how you square their presence with the stated goals of ‘dignity’ and ‘protection’.
It seems that those great defenders of women haven’t given a second thought to them.
I don’t believe for one millisecond that most of the people who work in spaces like hospitals want trans people humiliated in this way.
But it does seem that the NHS is coming under serious pressure to rowback LGBTQ+ policies.
Only this year, the Rainbow Badge scheme, which supported LGBTQ+ staff in a number of ways, including by giving them Pride pin badges to wear, was shut down.
Rainbows are a sight only offensive to homophobes and transphobes – but for me it’s a sign that the NHS is becoming less and less safe for trans people.
That was further backed up when, in the wake of the controversial Cass Review, the Royal College of GPs said the majority of them should not provide a number of basic elements of trans healthcare, including prescribing certain drugs, or even carrying out blood tests to inform decisions on hormone doses.

With this latest attempt to leverage a culture war for votes, it’s hard for people like me not to conclude we are being targeted, scapegoated, and becoming easy election punch bags.
That’s a body blow, made worse by the cowardice also evident in the Labour Party, who I implore not to let this happen.
But as Kemi Badenoch embarasses herself trying to defend an unworkable policy that targets people like me simply for existing, I remind her that I am, no matter what she says, a woman.
And unlike her, after July I’ll still be a woman with a job.

The "VERY LARGE F on his passport" bit always cracks me up.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Many have beards, bald heads and muscles. They read car magazines and smell of leather and aftershave, because they are indeed men.

Guys, I don't smell of leather and aftershave. Am I even a real man?