Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

This isn't an opinion thread this is "Laugh at all the retarded shit Donald Trump does" and has been an actual lolcow for most of his adult life. He just got attention on overdrive since he started his "political career."

TBH I like the Trump Derangement Syndrome thread too because this always happens with every president and the salt of retard tears is hilarious
 
Why would he go on the press before sentincing and say he doesn't care if he goes to jail and isn't gonna beg like a pussy? Maybe he is just a true gangsta? I wonder if the secret service will let that happen?

they were legit, and how is 34 felonies charges "boring"? most people don't even get one felony in their lives, but trump got 34. oh, wait, that's right. you don't find it to be "bullshit". you just want to ride his orange cock. lol
I disagree with your assertion that the 7th charge is legitimate. Can you explain what he did for that one and how it's a felony?
 
The only other mainstream politician that I can think of with true Cow potential was the Sarah Palin and the Sarah Palin Extended Universe.

High point: Ragequitting the Alaska governorship with half her term left.

Strong second-place contender: Track beating up Todd.

I've wondered before why she didn't make Trump's cabinet, and the only real conclusion I can find is that there can be only one Cow per administration.
 
The only other mainstream politician that I can think of with true Cow potential was the Sarah Palin.
Matt Gaytz, Large Marge MTG, Kyrsten Sinemilf, Nigger mayor Eric Adams. There’s a lot of potential in recent years. I just remembered Madison Cawthorn probably the funniest downfall of them all.
 
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The only other mainstream politician that I can think of with true Cow potential was the Sarah Palin and the Sarah Palin Extended Universe.

High point: Ragequitting the Alaska governorship with half her term left.

Strong second-place contender: Track beating up Todd.

I've wondered before why she didn't make Trump's cabinet, and the only real conclusion I can find is that there can be only one Cow per administration.
Plus, with all the religious dipshit talk about "no sex or abortion before marriage" talk and her daughter got pregnant at 17 it creates an awkward situation.

People around here need to stop being butthurt over a giant talking tangerine and just enjoy the looney happenings.
 
This isn't an opinion thread this is "Laugh at all the retarded shit Donald Trump does" and has been an actual lolcow for most of his adult life. He just got attention on overdrive since he started his "political career."

TBH I like the Trump Derangement Syndrome thread too because this always happens with every president and the salt of retard tears is hilarious

I'd believe that if they could even get half the facts straight, but most I ever see here is. "TRUMP STUPID CAUSE I SAY HE"S STUPID!"
 
My obnoxious faggot, why have you STILL not made the connection that THIS IS NOT A POLITICS THREAD, THIS IS A LOLCOW THREAD. Please cease felating the lolcow. There is a thread for the shit you are sperging about and it ISN'T THIS ONE.


I'm fucking linking it for you since you can't fucking read.
Lmao what a baby
Continues the discussion and then flips the table when he has nothing else to say. You should have both been threadbanned.
 
I'd believe that if they could even get half the facts straight, but most I ever see here is. "TRUMP STUPID CAUSE I SAY HE"S STUPID!"

This is the thread you're looking for. No one cares about your whining, this thread is not about you, Please go there for your spergouts because that is literally what that thread is for.
 
Trump is stupid.
“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune —you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”
 
The only other mainstream politician that I can think of with true Cow potential was the Sarah Palin and the Sarah Palin Extended Universe.

High point: Ragequitting the Alaska governorship with half her term left.

Strong second-place contender: Track beating up Todd.

I've wondered before why she didn't make Trump's cabinet, and the only real conclusion I can find is that there can be only one Cow per administration.
John Edwards was off to a good start before he got in trouble for similar to what Trump did. Government doesn't take lightly to misusing campaign funds, at least not to this level. Wu managed to avoid too much scrutiny but he's a small timer.
 
This isn't an opinion thread this is "Laugh at all the retarded shit Donald Trump does" and has been an actual lolcow for most of his adult life. He just got attention on overdrive since he started his "political career."

TBH I like the Trump Derangement Syndrome thread too because this always happens with every president and the salt of retard tears is hilarious
I hope the retards never mature and keep giving us material to make fun of not only them but their God Emperor Trump as well. I can't wait for the tidel wave of stupidity the next president and his followers will bring.
 
they were legit, and how is 34 felonies charges "boring"? most people don't even get one felony in their lives, but trump got 34. oh, wait, that's right. you don't find it to be "bullshit". you just want to ride his orange cock. lol
In any other circumstance, I would agree 100%. But with something that has real-world consequences and ramifications that affects everyone, and not just some shit-tier lolcow that only we know about, that makes it a different situation entirely. Trump sperging over "KStew and RPat" on Twitter is hilarious in retrospect knowing that he would one day be the POTUS, or watching another BMJ gambling loss, or any number of streamers on yet another drunken bender ending in passing out mid-stream is funny. Watching outright corruption and further erosion of rights while people celebrate it because "Orange Man Bad" isn’t.
Matt Gaytz, Large Marge MTG, Kyrsten Sinemilf, Nigger mayor Eric Adams. There’s a lot of potential in recent years. I just remembered Madison Cawthorn probably the funniest downfall of them all.
Granted he was just a Canadian mayor, but what about Rob Ford, who was caught on video smoking crack wit' da' niggaz? Lauren Brobert getting caught giving her boyfriend a hand job like she's a teenager was pretty funny too.
 
Yes because it is funny.
I don't necessarily believe that it would be the best thing for the country as a whole, but I think it would be funny as hell if they sent him to Rikers Island and he won anyway, just for the amount of butthurt it would create.

I dunno if it would be the maximum amount possible but I say fuck everything and go for the chaos ending.
 
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