Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[owed to joy]

Dax is so irrelevant even with his intentionally outlandish bad takes begging for engagement, the best he can do is to get on Ralph's dead show with Stardust. Why isn't he being quote tweeted or on stream with Barnes or Melanie Mac? Why isn't he debating Alex Stein or The Quartering? And more importantly, how can we possibly trust that his orangutan of a "wife" is reporting signs of abuse at work?

 

[DankSmoker]

And more importantly, how can we possibly trust that his orangutan of a "wife" is reporting signs of abuse at work?

Hey, that is out of line, orangutans are some of the kindest and intelligent apes there are, they would most certainly report abuse if they could. Marie on the other hand sits in the cuck truck so I'm not sure if she would have the self awareness to understand if someone was even abusing her.

 

[CoomerTine]

Bro got felted by fucking stardust lmao

 

[AltisticRight]

Bro got felted by fucking stardust lmao

He was defending not just cuckolding which, whatever, he's a fucking lolbert.
He also defended using drugs in front of children and driving under the influence of alcohol/drugs because one's not technically illegal and the other is victimless, unless someone gets killed.

Juju should just be thrown into a woodchipper, feet first.

 

[Oliver Onions]

My favourite thing about Dax --Dax, you don't mind if I call you Dax, do you Dax?-- and his over-reliance on calling people fat when they upset him is it's a burn that only has diminishing returns the older and balder he gets.

Okay, Our Santa is fat, Dax, but you're an over-the-hill 40-something never-was LA washout and you've got a worse hairline than Vegeta. People in glass Barbie Dream Mansions, my dude.

 

[Nate Higgers]

He was defending not just cuckolding which, whatever, he's a fucking lolbert.
He also defended using drugs in front of children and driving under the influence of alcohol/drugs because one's not technically illegal and the other is victimless, unless someone gets killed.

Juju should just be thrown into a woodchipper, feet first.

Not just that but he defended children watching their parents fucking/cucking/swinging/swapping by saying “ack ack ack what’s the worst that happens, they see a weiner”

 

[AnOminous]

Not just that but he defended children watching their parents fucking/cucking/swinging/swapping by saying “ack ack ack what’s the worst that happens, they see a weiner”

An alarming number of serial killers had prostitute mothers who exposed them to their profession.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

An alarming number of serial killers had prostitute mothers who exposed them to their profession.

Next 20 years going to be interesting with all this onlyfans and trans shit that’s for sure. Can’t imagine growing up as the kid who saw his mother pregnant with him getting Eiffel towered for $5 a month subscription

But that’s okay it’s all a personal choice Ackackackack

 

[Harm]

But that’s okay it’s all a personal choice Ackackackack

"Okay, but how does being murdered by the offspring of a tranny e-whore affect you personally?"

 

[AnOminous]

But that’s okay it’s all a personal choice Ackackackack

Literally anything from Diddler can be countered by: "You pretend to be a cow named Juju while getting pegged. Your argument is invalid."

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Next 20 years going to be interesting with all this onlyfans and trans shit that’s for sure. Can’t imagine growing up as the kid who saw his mother pregnant with him getting Eiffel towered for $5 a month subscription

But that’s okay it’s all a personal choice Ackackackack

It's crazy. It was bad enough when there were camwhores or whatever, but they didn't actively promote it in their personal lives, so the kids or their friends weren't as likely to find it. But nowadays these whores are picking up their kids from school with a giant QR code for their OnlyFans account on the back on their car....

 

[Nate Higgers]

It's crazy. It was bad enough when there were camwhores or whatever, but they didn't actively promote it in their personal lives, so the kids or their friends weren't as likely to find it. But nowadays these whores are picking up their kids from school with a giant QR code for their OnlyFans account on the back on their car....

Either that or the teachers themselves are doing OF or leaving teaching to do OF, not sure if that’s only marginally better than being a camwhore while simultaneously teaching children. I’m still subscribed to Soft White Underbelly and this morning he uploaded a video about a woman who did just that.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Either that or the teachers themselves are doing OF or leaving teaching to do OF, not sure if that’s only marginally better than being a camwhore while simultaneously teaching children. I’m still subscribed to Soft White Underbelly and this morning he uploaded a video about a woman who did just that.

Teachers having OnlyFans is kinda fucked, but it's not nearly as bad as it being your mother.

Finding out your teacher gets railed by some BBC for money would just lead to a story you and your friends joke about for the rest of your life. Now replace "your teacher" with "your mom".

Imagine the "your momma" jokes, but your friends have 4K footage to back up what they're saying about your momma. I'd just kill myself tbh

 

[AltisticRight]

Not just that but he defended children watching their parents fucking/cucking/swinging/swapping by saying “ack ack ack what’s the worst that happens, they see a weiner”

Juju should be shoved into a pressure cooker.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Juju should be shoved into a pressure cooker.

His natural bloat and grease would turn the pressure cooker into a bomb, better to place him into a Brazen Bull.

 

[Sprate Header]

Filth.

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Ipok0)

The "jokes" in question:

>Nothing and no one can prevent the possibility that [your infant child] is gay, and when he grows up he gets tired of sucking black cock.

Juju's take isn't even popular among his own audience:

 

[mfalkner]

Filth.
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Ipok0)

The "jokes" in question:
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>Nothing and no one can prevent the possibility that [your infant child] is gay, and when he grows up he gets tired of sucking black cock.

Juju's take isn't even popular among his own audience:
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"Fuck conservatives"? The protesters at that Netflix thing were trannies!!

 

[AltisticRight]

If you stand up to a freakoid "joking" about your infant sucking Black penis, you're a conservative naturally.
Someone please throw juju into a garbage compactor.

 

[genericwhitemale]

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"Muh concussion" he's still milking this shit 2.5 years later. Dax, nobody cares.

I remember him defending Lowtax and the accusation by one of his wives saying she got a concussion from him by scoffing at the idea of "a concussion?!", as if to say "what, that's it?" It's so funny seeing him continually try and milk his 15 minutes of "activism" glory because one time he got hit in the head while holding the gayest signs in the world.

 

[sillybillyguy]

What is even the joke?

That just seems spiteful and shitty from a bad person.