Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

It’s hilarious that he’s decided to pick the “white knight for the troons” side just as it’s starting to be totally fucking over and a resounding JK Rowling victory.

For all his macho, contrarian posturing and supposed “conservative” values he’s still a pussy and an easily led NPC.
 
Aweful convenient how they only hit concrete and didn't damage ol' Rusty Susan huh?
Late as fuck, but these "crime scene pictures" Lord Lipids The Fat is posting are familiar for some reason...
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I can't imagine why.
 
Imagine truly believing it's your calling in life to be a catty cunt all day on Twitter and that you're accomplishing something by doing so. This man is absurdly deranged and mind-bogglingly fat.
It's truly a tribute to our capitalistic society that we're so filthy rich we can overfeed whatever this thing is, and just let it live. It's like the "america worships niggers until they receive massive medical care" meme or something. He really truly believes the dopamine hits he gets from these worthless tweets are valuable contributions to the world.
Late as fuck, but these "crime scene pictures" Lord Lipids The Fat is posting are familiar for some reason...
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I can't imagine why.
Gotta love respectful vandals who don't actually damage anything like a car, chair, motorbike, or photo/frame. So very white.
 
It's truly a tribute to our capitalistic society that we're so filthy rich we can overfeed whatever this thing is, and just let it live. It's like the "america worships niggers until they receive massive medical care" meme or something. He really truly believes the dopamine hits he gets from these worthless tweets are valuable contributions to the world.
He has 50k followers, that means he's important don't you know? His voice matters! It's why he can't be silenced!
 
Reject ymunkoke, embrace virtuous caPatalism.
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I know Rekieta just burned his entire life down and I respect his dedication to the goal of being a two year winner, but I have faith an Election Season Pat meltdown might just clinch it.
Voters have short memories.
If Biden loses Pat will go fucking nuts.
 
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I know Rekieta just burned his entire life down and I respect his dedication to the goal of being a two year winner, but I have faith an Election Season Pat meltdown might just clinch it.
Voters have short memories.
If Biden loses Pat will go fucking nuts.
If so, he will be one of many. I suspect our usual lolcows would be drowned out by any electoral result.
 
I know Rekieta just burned his entire life down and I respect his dedication to the goal of being a two year winner, but I have faith an Election Season Pat meltdown might just clinch it.
Voters have short memories.
If Biden loses Pat will go fucking nuts.
Knowing the subhuman degenerates who inhabit kiwifarms they will both probably be knocked out the running by some random fucking twitch retard who screams and flails around on camera every second when he fucks up playing candy crush, and after winning cow of the year his thread will be a graveyard within a week as those who voted for him find a newer human set of jangly keys

The only hope us fatposters have is to pose as water board workers and under the guise of maintenance add a slow release tank of all the bathtub estrogen thats been seized from Keffals into his supply so by christmas he has fully trooned out and is going by the name Patricia Clarabelle Tomlinson
 
I know Rekieta just burned his entire life down and I respect his dedication to the goal of being a two year winner, but I have faith an Election Season Pat meltdown might just clinch it.
Voters have short memories.
If Biden loses Pat will go fucking nuts.
I don't see how he's going to get lolcow of the year when he can't even keep Jim's attention long enough for a livestream.
 
Fat is now overtly threatening deportation for calling him fat on xitter
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Also "working with law enforcement" is a rather curious description for "suing the cops for not giving me special treatment"
I’m surprised none of his progressive butt buddies ever call him out for this lol. Pat assumes that just because Mrs. Badger is a Latina that she’s not a citizen, das raycisss. He’s so mad about them milkers lol. Felony titty taunting!!!
 
I know Rekieta just burned his entire life down and I respect his dedication to the goal of being a two year winner, but I have faith an Election Season Pat meltdown might just clinch it.
Voters have short memories.
If Biden loses Pat will go fucking nuts.
If Trump wins, he'll have cinched lolcow of the year. Nothing would beat being convicted of 32 charges in court and still getting elected. Not even Pat going postal.
 
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