Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
Also, Balldo is as much of a cuck as he is, all 4 of them are literal cuckolds, they've done lesbian shit and without a doubt Aaron and Balldo also fucked, making this the fucking hypercube of cuckoldry. How's that even mathematically possible? Go ask Balldo for an induction proof and calculus that goes to negative infinity.
I stand by my belief from before the arrest that they were a polycule, not swingers. I firmly believe Nick and Aaron fucked. I don't buy that the gay stuff was just drugs/pretending to be retarded.
 
This is just embarrassing, rookie tier gaslighting from Barnes.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

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Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
 
They're not strawman arguments, that's what a conspiracy is. Someone going to expose government/corporate corruption and they get fucked with. It's the literal definition of the word, they said the state is conspiring against Balldo. They failed to explain the reason, what did Balldo do? Why would they conspire against him, and what were they attempting to hide? Since these balldowashers didn't elaborate, fatty can't be blamed for filling the gaps with hypotheticals.

What? He was using the strawman of the conspiracy theory to try to argue against Potentially Criminal's perfectly reasonable legal arguments about the search warrant. And I use the term "arguments" very loosely, as he was simply making legal points, he wasn't claiming the search warrant was invalid. PPP was just trying to get him into an argument and cause drama for no reason. PC wasn't supporting Nick.
 
but visiting/moving to Thailand is always a massive red flag
I have no idea why western men go to thailand for pussy, when is an aging country with median age of 40 . They have had bellow replacement tfr since 1993 and since 2000 bellow 1.6. for those who are wandering why this is relevant it means people who have kids and the society at large give more fuck about kids and young women when they are scarce aka there are bellow replacement rate. In other words the only women who he can get are past 30 or seriously fucked up and busted .

If he was in the Philippines i would ask that question or myanmar or laos . All these are dirt poor countries with lot of kids to go around and society who doesn't care much about what is happening.
 
This limp dicked piece of Vegas trash. The worst of the right.
The fact that Viva is still sucking him off is pathetic.
No one hates Vices. No one.
 
I don't understand how his hair AND his face both look like they're photoshopped onto someone else's head from two different sources.

How can the uncanny valley be THIS STRONG with someone who is presumably a living in the flesh human being?
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It's always on ugly unremarkable women. If you know men well enough, it's ALWAYS on ugly unremarkable women. It's not about how attractive a partner is but rather an ego stroke. Men like getting their egos stroked.

On a side note, yeesh Kayla did not age gracefully.

Check the new OP for her transformation. This was some obvious 'work'. I am currently indisposed, but I will add her booking photo mugshot to the sequence in a bit.

I clipped the most important part.
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That is his e-mail that is constantly full because he never checks it. It would be peak LOL if Nick bungles his one case because his e-mail rejects the court missives, and he cannot be arsed to clear his inbox or check it.
 
I don't think you watched the stream, I think you just heard other people saying stuff and posted the link. Or if you did watch it you have some grudge against the guy and are deliberately taking things completely out of context. This stream was before any information had been released beside the charges and he asked both sides to prove the constitutionality of the warrant if they had an absolute belief in it either way. And he was simply reacting to Barnes's stream with legal arguments as to whether he had good points or not. Again, this stream was BEFORE most of the information had come out.

Here are 3 clips from the stream. Does this sound like noseguarding and just co-signing Barnes to you?


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Here's a clip of him asking people on Kiwi Farms to make a thread defeating the 4th Amendment arguments against the search. He's not saying the warrant was unconstitutional he's simply offering a challenge to make legal arguments for ts constitutionality. (With the information publicly known at the time. As the warrant hadn't been publicly released when this stream was broadcast.)


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Andrew, I agree with you, but you didn't need to join the Farms to tell us that you were throwing down the gauntlet for both sides.
 
HE WAS DAMMIT.

Look, he's right here. I made a special point to put him in somewhere because one person in Elissa's comments on the first one said they wanted Sean in it.

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That's so cool that he played it. By any chance could you get me the video/stream of him watching it? I must see this.
Who do I need to bribe to be a background extra in the final battle, this saga is the best thing to come from Nick's downfall
 
What? He was using the strawman of the conspiracy theory to try to argue against Potentially Criminal's perfectly reasonable legal arguments about the search warrant. And I use the term "arguments" very loosely, as he was simply making legal points, he wasn't claiming the search warrant was invalid. PPP was just trying to get him into an argument and cause drama for no reason. PC wasn't supporting Nick.
Your use of the word is as loose as their use of the established term "conspiracy", why are you making me defend a fat potato chips munching pig?
Since they didn't explain what the state's conspiracy was, whose fault was it when people go off the rails with the wildest speculation? Don't like it, don't cry foul conspiracies like a retard political sperg when your gimps get arrested. Easy.
Just say the pigs were corrupt or did a bad job or whatever, they didn't but at least you have a better leg to stand on.

Go back to fucking reddit. You don't know what a strawman is.
 
Camelot331 does not have a thread (why not? he's a NASCAR driver now) and I don't want this accidental freeze frame to go to waste.

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Looks like we know where April's staying 🥁
Just my opinion - he's not interesting enough.

But the biggest reason? Him getting a thread would be exactly what he wants.

Who do I need to bribe to be a background extra in the final battle, this saga is the best thing to come from Nick's downfall
Done. I just downloaded your pfp gif. Now you'll for sure be in it.
 
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