Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Is this man seriously retarded?

A question both asked and answered for every man (and for that matter woman) in this entire story.

 

[Oxyjen]

What really upsets them is the concept of Nick being so dumb that he would get caught. Not that he's evil or lazy, but that he would be dumb.
Church is full of idiots. Gubmint is full of idiots. Police is full of idiots.
But Nick is not, surely. He was outsmarted this one time by all those idiots, but THE WAR is not finished yet.

They are clinging on to this weird belief that Nick has an ace in his sleeve. That he's gonna go there to outsmart everyone. That judge will look like an idiot. And prosecutor. And pastor. And teacher. And Nick will be back to raising his glass up, smugly chuckling, and be like - 'well guys, I told you I was gonna win and I won, we are so back, we outsmarted them all.'

Nick was a fucking dweeb - he believed that if he will become a coomer and a cokehead, he will join the 'cool kids' club.
His locals people are clinically retarded - they believe that if they support Nick and he will "win" in court, they will join the 'smart kids' club.

None of them care that, regardless of what happened and why, there was 25 grams of coke in a house full of kids, and it's fucking wrong. Morality, reason, common sense - none it means anything. What matters is proving that Nick is a "winner", so that, through the powers of trickle-down economics, they will also feel like winners.

But it's all just a fucking delusion made up by a bunch of soulless, emotionally stunted retards.

Must… not… repeatedly… make… the…. obvious… comparison

 

[AnOminous]

He's just like Jesus/Chris chan. What a guy. Next he'll take a crippling heroin addiction so we don't have to.

You forgot the real caption to this, though.

pretends he is gay

If someone "pretends" to be gay by taking a dozen Negro loads up the patootie from Jamaican kangz, maybe he really isn't pretending.

 

[Fapcop]

When a real rock star goes out with a bang, it goes supernova.

Nickie lawboy went kilonova instead.

This cow is a nonstop firehose of milk.

Did April Imahoe the human fleshlight really give him a dicksuck? Or did she give him a proper bj? Deepthroating the balldo!

The only thing more pathetic than Nick banging some chick with the balldo (while she lays and pretends that it feels sooo goood and not painful and weird) is the thought of April deepthroating the balldo, while Nick tries to make a legit coom face and his cock just lays there.

As flaccid and sad as his legal career.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Why Lord, just why?

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Why does he look like he just pooped himself?

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, yeah it does!

Now here's the mystery. What's with the missing tooth?

Was this the result of the one time this faggot actually talked shit to someone with a working fist?

 

[CoomerTine]

Wait that picture of him missing a tooth is real?

 

[polar bear]

Must… not… repeatedly… make… the…. obvious… comparison

Surely you don't mean Trump and his supporters, why, they are actually winning already. RED WAVE. They just need to TRUST THE PLAN. Stand back and stand by. MIGA and all that.

Come to think about it, there a lot of other people you could've had on your mind lol

 

[Affirmative Blacktion]

Can anybody tell me who I'd this idiot and why ix hd larping as someone who knew a out Rekieta's degeneracy long before anyone else but nobody listened to them yet they prevailed blah blah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=veo1_BANXaU

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I just realized, the reason why Rackets refused to answer any questions about the cocaine isn't because he's afraid of incriminating himself to the police, but because he knew anything he would say would make it to the transcript for us to laugh at.

to follow up this is why he changed the judge. He actually doesn't care if it helps his case or not, he just doesn't want the internet to easily laugh at him for getting felted by ms pussy liquor

 

[polar bear]

Can anybody tell me who I'd this idiot and why ix hd larping as someone who knew a out Rekieta's degeneracy long before anyone else but nobody listened to them yet they prevailed blah blah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=veo1_BANXaU

I'm gonna take a wild guess - this idiot is you, and you want to get more views on your vid

 

[ThePhoenix]

 

[DumbDude43]

Kind curious, if Nick hadn’t done his coke stream the search warrant would have been nonexistent right?

not nonexistent, but it would probably have them taken more time to gather enough additional incriminating evidence to get the warrant signed
the copestream just made it a lot faster and easier

 

[AnOminous]

Does anyone have any articles or other sources on Barnes's conduct during his legal cases (i.e. Rittenhouse, ,Wesley Snipes, Alex Jones etc)? @AnOminous has mentioned that Barnes was acting unethically after he was dismissed from the Rittenhouse defense team and another user has posted some information about Barnes's defense of a farmer whose products were found to be infected with listeria. It would be nice to have more documentation of his legal cases.

He almost deserves a thread of his own, or maybe there should be a lolyer thread just for grifters like this.

The shit he did with Rittenhouse is not unique. He also pulled this shit with Nicholas Sandmann, a repulsive clown act I had forgotten, resulting in Sandmann having to denounce him publicly.

And then this faggot called everyone on this site a bunch of pedos. Anyone defending this faggot grifter piece of shit at this point should kill themselves. He was always at best sus. He is now a mask-off scumbag.

 

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Can anybody tell me who I'd this idiot and why ix hd larping as someone who knew a out Rekieta's degeneracy long before anyone else but nobody listened to them yet they prevailed blah blah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=veo1_BANXaU

Some CG orbiter with an ancient grudge against Rekieta. I can't remember why. They're not very memorable.

 

[Heliantheae]

I joined this thread the day of the arrest and have been furiously reading to try to keep up and get an understanding of the story. All the while, all anyone had to do is post this picture…

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It all makes sense now.

Didn't he claim to practice Taekwondo before getting into cheerleading (to get the cheerleaders into Taekwondo no less)? I seem to recall him also bringing it up in a "I'd kick X's ass because I used to practice martial arts" context. I have a hard time believing this twig could kick anyone's ass.

 

[AnOminous]

I have a hard time believing this twig could kick anyone's ass.

This 90 pound faggot will totally kick your ass with his art of tae kwan BLOOOOOW.

He'll lick your dick until you coom to death.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Dude looks like he's had manorexia his whole life. The single Doritos diet goes back further than we thought.

 

[SusanHassle]

Am I the only one needing a TLDW on what's happening on current streams and social media?

I just caught up as best as possible. Here's an effort:

• Camelot threw the Farms under the bus and claimed swatting is what happens here yet at least the Famrs makes coherent arguments
• Camelot talked to Nick yesterday (meaning Sunday). He's supposedly turning the corner and taking accountability. (Cody also got a $M contract with NASCAR.) Camelot says that the neglect issues will be sorted out soon, per Nick.
• Camelot claims many organized an in-person intervention with Nick days before the arrest. He says he was looking into flights.
• Carnage in TUG's chat with banning. Megan Fox had the same issue but has since unblocked most. She is currently ignoring this entire issue.
• Barnes blocked Vices for defending Mindset living in Thailand after Barnes blocked Mindset and Nate a few days ago.
• At some point Mindset blocked Camelot from commenting on his channel - something to do with vtubers but Camelot is playing passive-aggressive games saying he doesn't care.
• TUG is trying to be meaningful and deep about addiction while posting stupid thumbnails to cater to Nick's fans

What am I missing?

 

[AnOminous]

Vtubers are less repulsive and degenerate than LawTubers.