Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

's supposedly turning the corner and taking accountability.

lol. just lol. How is any of what he's been doing "taking accountability"

 

[AnOminous]

lol. just lol. How is any of what he's been doing "taking accountability"

It says a lot that Nick is suddenly trying to recruit people he hasn't talked to in months to noseguard him. What a freak. Like this isn't obvious. Straight out of the malignant narcissist handbook. Do they literally give these assholes a manual?

 

[Can of Spam]

He actually doesn't care if it helps his case or not, he just doesn't want the internet to easily laugh at him for getting felted

I'm no legal scholar, but I think it's an excellent strategy to base your legal maneuvering based on randos on the Internet laughing or not.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Vtubers are less repulsive and degenerate than LawTubers.

At least the Vtubers seem to be having fun. Lawtubers seen to all have some form of crippling neurosis that masks the pain they feel from the sticks shoved deep up their asses.

 

[DavidS877]

He almost deserves a thread of his own, or maybe there should be a lolyer thread just for grifters like this.

You mean this Barnes? Or a different one.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/viva-barnes-general.92621/

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Or a cautionary tale for women about “the lovable loser/geek with a heart of gold”.

Imagine what Kayla’s life would have looked like, if she had married one of the jocks.

I got no idea, obviously, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t have ended with her looking skeletal in a booking photo, facing felony drug charges and years of CPS supervision.

There's many such cases like that, but there would be less trust fund money.

Kayla could have married Drex, for example.

 

[Male Idiot]

The amount of simping for his crackhoe wife is depressing. All 4 retards in this are pathetic.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Now here's the mystery. What's with the missing tooth?

Probably the result of a mundane accident. I happen to be an injury magnet and once lost a canine to the back of a buddy's helmet in a training exercise. The Army fixed me up though, so I thankfully didn't look like a gap-toothed hick for long. The mystery is why Rekieta didn't get it immediately replaced. He had the money for it.

 

[chomp chomp]

This 90 pound faggot will totally kick your ass with his art of tae kwan BLOOOOOW.
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He'll lick your dick until you coom to death.

Nick is that one kid everyone had in school that lied about everything but they lied about stuff you couldnt really prove. When he had an audience of naive christian winemoms he could continue to lie about stuff like growing up in the hood and get no push back.

when EJ called him out about it he was devastated and never recovered.

 

[Burn It All Down]

The amount of simping for his crackhoe wife is depressing. All 4 retards in this are pathetic.

To quote Norm MacDonald, "Now this may strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone in this story should die"

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

I tried listening to viva barns while I was in the garden until barns started hardcore nose-guarding. Had to turn that shit off.

 

[BathTubShine]

He's just like Jesus/Chris chan. What a guy. Next he'll take a crippling heroin addiction so we don't have to.

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"Jesus was just some guy" - Rickety-Rackets every day



>9000h in MS Paint

 

[ThePhoenix]

Coomalot can't drive for shit can he? He's a retard clearly (Why Drinker has had him on bemused me).

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I joined this thread the day of the arrest and have been furiously reading to try to keep up and get an understanding of the story. All the while, all anyone had to do is post this picture…

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It all makes sense now.

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Yeah, yeah it does!

I didn't even recognize that as Nick. Dear god, imagine not hitting puberty until your 20s

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

Kind curious, if Nick hadn’t done his coke stream the search warrant would have been nonexistent right?

If Aaron had not reviewed the coke stream the warrant wouldn't have been. They were watching Aaron not Nick. The affidavit says steel toe talked about a stream taken down I was able to get it and it was 4hours 4seconds.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Maddox won.

I dunno about that but he's less of a laughing stock than Daxi Pad, Ralph, Vito the Pedo and Nick Raketamine.

 

[AnOminous]

You mean this Barnes? Or a different one.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/viva-barnes-general.92621/

I obviously meant the specific dude @Barnes_Law, Robert Barnes, this fucking guy.

Robert Edward Barnes #235919​

License Status: Active
Address: Barnes Law, 700 S Flower St, Ste 1000, Los Angeles, CA 90017-4112
Phone: 310-510-6211 | Fax: 310-510-6225
Email: robertbarnes@barneslawllp.com | Website: Not Available

• More about This Attorney

License Status, Disciplinary and Administrative History​

All changes of license status due to nondisciplinary administrative matters and disciplinary actions.​

Date	License Status	Discipline	Administrative Action
Present	Active
4/4/2005	Admitted to the State Bar of California

Who else could I have meant?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wonder if you could write a fun comic book story about a mild mannered character (has some boring occupation like small town ... reporter or something) who has various alter egos, like Defamation Percy and José Pro Sé.

I wish I were a black comic guy, I'd probably use that as a character. It could be fun.

 

[DavidS877]

I obviously meant the specific dude @Barnes_Law, Robert Barnes, this fucking guy.

Robert Edward Barnes #235919​

License Status: Active
Address: Barnes Law, 700 S Flower St, Ste 1000, Los Angeles, CA 90017-4112
Phone: 310-510-6211 | Fax: 310-510-6225
Email: robertbarnes@barneslawllp.com | Website: Not Available

• More about This Attorney

License Status, Disciplinary and Administrative History​

All changes of license status due to nondisciplinary administrative matters and disciplinary actions.​

Date	License Status	Discipline	Administrative Action
Present	Active
4/4/2005	Admitted to the State Bar of California

Who else could I have meant?

So, I think he's already got a thread then.

He almost deserves a thread of his own, or maybe there should be a lolyer thread just for grifters like this.

 

[Strix454]

Can anybody tell me who I'd this idiot and why ix hd larping as someone who knew a out Rekieta's degeneracy long before anyone else but nobody listened to them yet they prevailed blah blah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=veo1_BANXaU

Thomas Roilup (or SWC). Comicsgate hanger-on and professional troll. He appeared on Nick's streams and supposedly talked to Nick offline in 2018. Then Nick went with the bigger streamers and affiliated himself with Ethan Van Sciver and TUG (among others). Since then, he has been at war with Nick and been a host to what anti-Nick content there was in previous years.

After Kayla did her "massage" stream, he hosted and promoted the that content as a pointer in the direction of Nick's degeneracy. That is as far back as he knew of Nick's degeneracy. But other people like Godwinson did similar content around the same time and I have no idea who promoted it first.