Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

If there’s one thing this whole mess demonstrates, it’s how cancerous and incestious this whole stream/superchat phenomenon is.

These superchat whores all try to portray this “let’s have a heckin’ good time, just friends shooting the shit!”-image.

And it seems like a more accessible kind of “e celeb” deal. Want to tell your opinion to your buddy Quartering/Rekieta/Coomalot? Just shoot them a 5$ superchat! It’s rife for parasocial bullshit.

And yet we have Coomalot admitting that he knew about Rekieta’s sidepiece for almost a year. Who else knew? Everyone of them likely knew or heard rumors about
“Traddad”, conservative, Christian Nick Rekieta’s degeneracy.

None of them had any problems with Rekieta’s audience getting hustled and lied to.

There’s likely more degenerates of Rekieta’s kind among them, and fake ass conservatives/“fans” for a paycheck.

And none of these pitiful fucks even apologize for helping to gaslight people.

 

[IDF]

In fact, I think it's possible this could be construed as an L for Nick, if you twist your thinking enough. If he goes to trail, fails, then goes to appeals, he's lost probably his strongest appeal argument by dismissing the judge before she could do anything in his actual case.

He's not playing stratego, probably still in a bit of crisis mode due to circumstances and also maybe rattled if he has or is trying to quit drinking. I'm sure this was all about pushing things out as much as it was "oh shit not her". He's stressed and wants room to breathe and I think the lateness and move itself reflect this. Honestly I would of been surprised if the judge didn't recuse herself at some point, but maybe not and that would of been in Nick's favour. He's not gonna get any kind of quick out unless he accepts a plea deal but I'm sure he's telling himself all sorts of shit on how he's gonna get out of this.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Hes like the titanic sub, 9000 feet below, approaching crush depth, his ego is the ballast that is dragging him towards a massive implosion,but he can't let go, he's just like that retarded tech bro who thought James Cameron and 60+ yeqrs of naval submersible engineering were wrong and he was right, and just like him, he will drag innocent people along.
At least he's using a balldo instead of a logitech xbox controller this time.

I miss the Titanic Sub. That was hilarious. I'm glad I got to live through that. All that counting down, people genuinely thinking there was any chance of saving them. It was such a hilarious LARP. The Xbox controller, the victims we don't even feel sorry for, etc. etc. Even if it was a government PsyOp, at least this one was fun.

FBI Agents, can we do another one of these?

 

[Rotollo 2]

At least the Vtubers seem to be having fun. Lawtubers seen to all have some form of crippling neurosis that masks the pain they feel from the sticks shoved deep up their asses.

get it right, it's balldos, not sticks

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If there’s one thing this whole mess demonstrates, it’s how cancerous and incestious this whole stream/superchat phenomenon is.

These superchat whores all try to portray this “let’s have a heckin’ good time, just friends shooting the shit!”-image.

And it seems like a more accessible kind of “e celeb” deal. Want to tell your opinion to your buddy Quartering/Rekieta/Coomalot? Just shoot them a 5$ superchat! It’s rife for parasocial bullshit.

We know this all too well in the DSP vortex.

Streaming has become a very scummy business parasocially preying on the lonely.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Camelot threw the Farms under the bus and claimed swatting is what happens here yet at least the Famrs makes coherent arguments

Didn't this redneck gooner fake a swatting a few months ago by posting a bunch of stock photos of fire trucks?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Didn't he claim to practice Taekwondo before getting into cheerleading (to get the cheerleaders into Taekwondo no less)? I seem to recall him also bringing it up in a "I'd kick X's ass because I used to practice martial arts" context. I have a hard time believing this twig could kick anyone's ass.

Slight PL, Taekwondo is the biggest load of shit martial art you'll ever learn. You'll get shoved to the ground in the middle of a fancy kick and you'll get your ass beaten. The only way Taekwondo works is if you spend literally thousands of hours working out your legs to a degree where you can make these moves work. But even then, pivoting on one foot is extremely dangerous. On top of that, most of these schools don't teach their students how to strengthen themselves. So all of these moves and forms are completely useless. Rackets surely has not done any of this. He would do his kick, get knocked to the ground and get another black eye to even out the other one. A street thug could easily win, even against a black belt in Taekwondo.

 

[Harm]

We know this all too well in the DSP vortex.

Streaming has become a very scummy business parasocially preying on the lonely.

The DSP vortex is particularly absurd because you have a dozen or so people sitting there on livestreams daily preaching "this scumbag is exploiting their loneliness to develop a parasocial connection and siphon money out of them!" while they do literally the same exact fucking thing. And it works, too. The same losers sit in those detractor chats for years on end pointing out the same flaws in Phil Burnell they were pointing out five years ago. And so it goes.

Didn't this redneck gooner fake a swatting a few months ago by posting a bunch of stock photos of fire trucks?

Yes, he did. He's a grifting piece of shit like the rest of them.

 

[Strix454]

There’s likely more degenerates of Rekieta’s kind among them, and fake ass conservatives/“fans” for a paycheck.

I'd say that just about everyone that Rekieta associated with is either a degenerate or a probable degenerate. Ethan Van Sciver and generally comicsgate as a whole are all degenerates. Camelot had a live-in furry girlfriend for years, a fursuit and went to furry events. Nothing need be said about Nick's closest friend Juju the cow. And while nothing has been ever proved about TUG, he seems almost certain to be a total degenerate.

 

[Nihil Jung]

I'd say that just about everyone that Rekieta associated with is either a degenerate or a probable degenerate. Ethan Van Sciver and generally comicsgate as a whole are all degenerates. Camelot had a live-in furry girlfriend for years, a fursuit and went to furry events. Nothing need be said about Nick's closest friend Juju the cow. And while nothing has been ever proved about TUG, he seems almost certain to be a total degenerate.

Aside from him meeting his wife when she was extremely young, right?

TUG makes my skin crawl.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Oh God those arms. What the hell Nick. You got spaghetti noodle arms. Kayla had more mass in her arms than you. You look like that creepy weird guy down the hall in my dorm that played WOW at full volume with his anime songs when he wasn’t in class.

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

If there’s one thing this whole mess demonstrates, it’s how cancerous and incestious this whole stream/superchat phenomenon is.

These superchat whores all try to portray this “let’s have a heckin’ good time, just friends shooting the shit!”-image.

And it seems like a more accessible kind of “e celeb” deal. Want to tell your opinion to your buddy Quartering/Rekieta/Coomalot? Just shoot them a 5$ superchat! It’s rife for parasocial bullshit.

And yet we have Coomalot admitting that he knew about Rekieta’s sidepiece for almost a year. Who else knew? Everyone of them likely knew or heard rumors about
“Traddad”, conservative, Christian Nick Rekieta’s degeneracy.

None of them had any problems with Rekieta’s audience getting hustled and lied to.

There’s likely more degenerates of Rekieta’s kind among them, and fake ass conservatives/“fans” for a paycheck.

And none of these pitiful fucks even apologize for helping to gaslight people.

Remember April got her tattoo on her hip in Texas while AM was going on. Cecil says Nick came to lobby to fix his room in a towel . The deeper into steel toe you go the more you know

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Wasn't that Barnes guy Josh's lawyer he used for Tomlinson to make him go away?

 

[Strix454]

Aside from him meeting his wife when she was extremely young, right?

Yeah. There is a also a question of what his (now ex) wife's "profession" was when they met.

There are also his weird tattoos, his bragging about owning and carrying a tiny pink gun for self-defense which looked like a prostitute's sort of weapon.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

The quiet period before the bodycam footage finally drops is killing me

 

[Some Badger]

I'd say that just about everyone that Rekieta associated with is either a degenerate or a probable degenerate. Ethan Van Sciver and generally comicsgate as a whole are all degenerates. Camelot had a live-in furry girlfriend for years, a fursuit and went to furry events. Nothing need be said about Nick's closest friend Juju the cow. And while nothing has been ever proved about TUG, he seems almost certain to be a total degenerate.

Considering both Barnes and EVS have both defended the Rekietas for neglecting their children, I’d say that’s a red flag in of itself with regards to both their moral character.

Dax is Dax, but Barnes and EVS are two boomer aged professionals with enough life experience to know better, and yet they’re so shamelessly trying to retain their influence and cash flow by anchoring themselves to Nick like parasites while proclaiming this immature fake-machismo notion of loyalty that every other dissident-right faggot this side of Ralph seems to espouse these days as part of some moral code. If any of them were really moral, they would have condemned Nick for endangering his children.

 

[zimzam88]

I obviously meant the specific dude @Barnes_Law, Robert Barnes, this fucking guy.

Robert Edward Barnes #235919​

License Status: Active
Address: Barnes Law, 700 S Flower St, Ste 1000, Los Angeles, CA 90017-4112
Phone: 310-510-6211 | Fax: 310-510-6225
Email: robertbarnes@barneslawllp.com | Website: Not Available

• More about This Attorney

License Status, Disciplinary and Administrative History​

All changes of license status due to nondisciplinary administrative matters and disciplinary actions.​

Date	License Status	Discipline	Administrative Action
Present	Active
4/4/2005	Admitted to the State Bar of California

Who else could I have meant?

He almost deserves a thread of his own, or maybe there should be a lolyer thread just for grifters like this.

The shit he did with Rittenhouse is not unique. He also pulled this shit with Nicholas Sandmann, a repulsive clown act I had forgotten, resulting in Sandmann having to denounce him publicly.
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And then this faggot called everyone on this site a bunch of pedos. Anyone defending this faggot grifter piece of shit at this point should kill themselves. He was always at best sus. He is now a mask-off scumbag.

It just occurred to me what Barnes wants to be. He's the wannabe "lolbert" version of Ben Crump and Gloria Allred. After the Wesley Snipes case he's tried to weasel his way into every somewhat high profile conservative celebrity legal issue for ego boosting clout and money. He has no actual moral or ethical foundation other than promoting himself and potential clients.

 

[Curious]

Wow. There was a time she actually looked really cute.

You go from this...
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To saying this...
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Then finally...
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To this.
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BUT JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER...
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That's what 5 pregnancies does to ya

 

[Strix454]

Camelot talked to Nick yesterday (meaning Sunday). He's supposedly turning the corner and taking accountability. (Cody also got a $M contract with NASCAR.) Camelot says that the neglect issues will be sorted out soon, per Nick.

As far as I know, Camelot has been doing pay-for-ride LARP racing in the ARCA racing series. ARCA is owned by NASCAR, but ARCA races are NOT what anyone would think of when NASCAR is mentioned. Camelot this year has been paying ARCA racing teams to drive their extra cars in races. He has been able to get streamers to sponsor him in these races. But he isn't a good driver and I don't know who would give him a "contract".

 

[Captain Manning]

Can anybody tell me who I'd this idiot and why ix hd larping as someone who knew a out Rekieta's degeneracy long before anyone else but nobody listened to them yet they prevailed blah blah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=veo1_BANXaU

@Strix454 beat me to the punch, but yeah, that's Thomas Roiloup.

His gimmick is to claim he foresaw absolutely everything, claim nobody ever listens to him, and then punctuate that with his signature catchphrase "Should've listened to shitty web comics!".

He also claims that the reason why the Farms didn't turn en masse on EVS earlier, or have any of EVS's drama as a featured item, is because EVS made a $10,000 donation/bribe to @Null.

From a comment on Elb's channel:


In truth, what actually happened is that back in 2019 some faggot was shitting up one of the CG threads, and I guess some of their posts got deleted or moved. A claim was made that Null was sweeping it up for Ethan. Null then make a JOKE that EVS sent Null money. To this day, that joke image still makes the rounds by people who have a bone to pick with CG, Null, and/or the Farms, and it's passed off as genuine. It is, for example, still the pinned post on the Comicsgate Posting Their Ls Twitter account (without context, of course):



I try to correct the record every time this comes up on the Farms (most recent example) but there's only so much you can do, I guess.

The Farms has turned against EVS organically because EVS's conduct throughout both the July and Rekieta drama has been utterly disgusting. EVS just wasn't seen as a big enough cow/POS to most people here until fairly recently.

Some CG orbiter with an ancient grudge against Rekieta. I can't remember why.

Among other things, he had a debate with EVS on Nick's channel back in (I think) 2019 and it didn't go so hot for him.

I don't begrudge Tommy or anybody being happy over Nick finally getting his comeuppance, but I think very few people foresaw this exact outcome you're seeing here.