Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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What will Geno do after this? Maybe the dimensional merge will give us a comprehensive Kingcobra retrospective? Since he was featured in the season finale it would be a nice nod.
 
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The doc made me realize that while Barb is a wretched, detestable shell of a human who deserved all the misfortune in her life, the incest saga was horrifying due to her essentialy being an invalid at that point, but the chickens had come home to roost with how she mollycoddled Chris all those years. If it had gone any other way, I’d have been surprised.

Also, Bella basically fucked her life over for a sliver of internet fame. Short of a name change and major plastic surgery, she has no way of ever coming back from this and I couldn’t be happier.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
The doc made me realize that while Barb is a wretched, detestable shell of a human who deserved all the misfortune in her life, the incest saga was horrifying due to her essentialy being an invalid at that point, but the chickens had come home to roost with how she mollycoddled Chris all those years. If it had gone any other way, I’d have been surprised.

Also, Bella basically fucked her life over for a sliver of internet fame. Short of a name change and major plastic surgery, she has no way of ever coming back from this and I couldn’t be happier.
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didn’t barb also groom chris from a young age? (My memory is hazy)

I also wonder what happened to Louis Herz and Allen Owobu (Bella’s accomplices) after the Chess Club scandal
 
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Louis Herz
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Last I checked, he was in Indonesia? and his parents got him a job or something like that

Dunno if he returned to the US, Allen no idea- but sagas over

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I thought Geno was dumb for taking a year long break at the arrest when there's enough jail letter content to make at least one more part
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Honest to god, Chris just isnt that interesting anymore. He needs a good foil to be interesting. The fun part is that at many points, he has been his own worst foil, and when content fails to pick up, usually someone fucked with him a bit.

I think the big thing is that noone really wants to do that anymore except for some really, really entry level weens, because of the risk of being another ILJ and because its literally beating a dead horse
 
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Last I checked, he was in Indonesia? and his parents got him a job or something like that

Dunno if he returned to the US, Allen no idea- but sagas over



Honest to god, Chris just isnt that interesting anymore. He needs a good foil to be interesting. The fun part is that at many points, he has been his own worst foil, and when content fails to pick up, usually someone fucked with him a bit.

I think the big thing is that noone really wants to do that anymore except for some really, really entry level weens, because of the risk of being another ILJ and because its literally beating a dead horse
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I honestly wonder when will be the day that Chris becomes irrelevant enough to lose his subforum and become just one more lolcow thread among many.
 
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DiscoRodeo said:
Last I checked, he was in Indonesia? and his parents got him a job or something like that

Dunno if he returned to the US, Allen no idea- but sagas over



Honest to god, Chris just isnt that interesting anymore. He needs a good foil to be interesting. The fun part is that at many points, he has been his own worst foil, and when content fails to pick up, usually someone fucked with him a bit.

I think the big thing is that noone really wants to do that anymore except for some really, really entry level weens, because of the risk of being another ILJ and because its literally beating a dead horse
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Source?
 
DiscoRodeo said:
Honest to god, Chris just isnt that interesting anymore.
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Covering the jail saga might be more interesting if it included the Goddess Logs/Book of Life for Chris's day by day breakdown of Jail and Wester State.

Most of it would be just be "October 1st, jacked off, prayed to myself, jacked off again. October 2nd, jacked off, prayed to myself, jacked off again"

But there are some interesting things it could illuminate like
-What all Hardin had to put up with from Chris
-How many people who claimed to visit or get letters from Chris really did
-What all Betty Hoover did to piss Chris off
-The pinned down incident that occurred
-More episodes like the demoniac picking his stitches and "The Captain" demanding approval before Chris draws comics
-More details about the court case and negotiations which are otherwise sealed (but through a thick haze of Chris's understanding and lies)
-Seeing Chris's theology change on a daily basis as he repeatedly predicts dates he will be free by, only for it not to happen
 
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Where will chris-tory go forward especially with cwc out of prison? Documentation already sort of stagnated in the past few years (barring few notable events)
 
Geno and his wife had their son a few days ago.


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The doc is also being completely remastered.
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frame777 said:
Where will chris-tory go forward especially with cwc out of prison? Documentation already sort of stagnated in the past few years (barring few notable events)
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For whatever reason Chris seems to go in cycles where there’s long periods of not much happening and then he suddenly decides to do something incredibly stupid.

Maybe that’s just cope though and whatever medication he’s got has finally calmed him down.

And aside from the identity of Flutter the only thing of interest that’s yet to drop is his jail/goddess diaries although I have a feeling we’ll not see the uncensored version and Caden or whoever will want to sanitise it first.
 
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