Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Goatchoker]

This all started because I didn’t post a photo of my new butter dish on a tripod and I apologize, always wanted a butter crock. And matty matheson is fucking great 10/10 cookbook.

I’m so curious to hear back about the bodycam footage. Fingers crossed we don’t get a NO.

 

[Procrastinhater]

what i still don't understand about the american beauty stuff is this: if that's his fantasy, why did he do it in such a public way?
like, the guy has money out the ass, he could easily just hit up 18 yr old escorts to satisfy his dreams of banging hot teens. if his wife was ok with having a live-in coke whore in the house, she would probably also have been ok with just letting nick drive out every other weekend to fuck hookers in minneapolis. this could easily have been done with discretion, without word ever getting out, without it interfering with his life like the imholte situation or the hedonism holiday did. he could have easily satisfied his inner gooner without burning down his family and reputation in the process.

so i really wonder, why did he carry out his degen fantasy in such a reckless way that was bound to blow up in his face eventually and go public? was it just because being drunk all the time leads to bad decision making, or is there another reason for it?

I don't know, but I've always found American Beauty and the people who praise it to be incredibly sus.
Its literally about a dirty old creep and borderline pedo who gets obsessed with his teenage daughters best friend. Its fucking gross and its not even a good movie.

 

[AnOminous]

Once again that's complete nonsense. He's not defending Barnes he's simply reacting to/discussing his constitutional points right after Nick was arrested. Legal Mindset wasn't saying the warrant was unconstitutional at all, he was simply talking about things that could POTENTIALLY make it unconstitutional if those things were revealed when more information is available. As soon as more information became available he backed the warrant even more. You don't seem to understand lawtubers, especially Legal Mindset. He simply discusses the objective legal arguments both for and AGAINST a case. So any legal point he may bring up against Nick's case isn't him defending him, except in the most basic technical legal sense. But from the moment he talked about Nick's arrest he's hardly brought up any legal points against the case, as there are very few, and he's condemned both Nick and noseguards. You're being gung-ho about the truth, I'm just objectively pointing out facts. Anyone who watches Legal Mindset's first stream about Nick's arrest and think he's noseguarding is literally insane.

Learn to use the return key you rambling incoherent faggot piece of shit. Nobody is going to read this wordvomit.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

so i really wonder, why did he carry out his degen fantasy in such a reckless way that was bound to blow up in his face eventually and go public? was it just because being drunk all the time leads to bad decision making, or is there another reason for it?

The narcissistic untouchable ego. He succeeded in lying his way into a marriage and the law degree and bar passing, then the high of the jewtube popularity, and having all of the wine aunts whore themselves out.

Nick thinks he’s better and smarter and untouchable. You have the bernie madoff types, epstein, weinstein (hmm) and they’re untouchable.

With crackets it just takes a decent community legal system not overburdened with diversity and culture to actually apply the law to him.

Another post made the point that if he had done this in a big city then they wouldn’t care because they’re too busy dealing with murders.

If crackets actually weaseled more out of the trust fund and got a more expensive house closer to a big city and raised the family there, less travel time for drugs and getting to be ignored by the overburdened legal system.

Nick just thinks he’s too smart. Mainly by always being in rooms of idiots and lifetime lying.

 

[daniel day]

G-guys, we're still getting those locals streams r-right?

 

[Joe Swanson]

G-guys, we're still getting those locals streams r-right?

Of course, I mean it's May 35th, there's plenty of time

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Are there clips (or transcripts) of those yet? Very interested to hear what Nick has to say.

https://www.youtube.com/@elissaclips/videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33VO50P6rII

https://youtu.be/XNOkxqlJe6s?si=E07AMnBHXVTSdyNM

https://youtu.be/Ix3PXFgIw1Y?si=mLrrGQ6ZrP2U3pll

https://youtu.be/J9rLvOb1nBc?si=12eRzjc1JtyRDsvi

 

[Strix454]

what i still don't understand about the american beauty stuff is this: if that's his fantasy, why did he do it in such a public way?

Because its more than a one-off fantasy to him. Its a political statement about how to live and a rejection of the normal trad world. Nick doesn't JUST want to transgress boundaries for his own amusement, he wants other people's approval and support for doing it.

The movie is to Nick a political manifesto and a statement of a life philosophy. Working is dumb. Morality is dumb. Living a completely degenerate and failed hedonistic lifestyle should (to him) be the aim of everyone.

 

[Sharpeteer]

G-guys, we're still getting those locals streams r-right?

I want Locals streams from prison.

"Well, I tried to Balldo my cellmate, and turns out even prisoners here are Scandinavian prudes, and he tried to kill me, that's pretty weird. See this black eye?"

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I did search but didn't find reference to this particular aspect of Nick's penchant for cocaine given his considerable proboscis, but forgive me if I did not search thoroughly enough.

I was watching Botched a while ago and there was an episode about "Demi", whose nose basically pancaked into her face due to chronic cocaine use.
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Even the biggest of schnozes will disappear into his face like a deflating inner tube after a run-in with a briar patch after too much cocaine.

He's got not merely a figurative collapse of life and career, but a looming literal collapse of his nose, an integral part of his brand, if he doesn't pull up.

I did mention something about the collapse of columella (the skin at the end of the septum which separates the nostrils) some time back, which is something that can happen with heavy cocaine use.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18462627

 

[Fapcop]

Nick drinks expensive whisky because he wants people to think he's rich. If you think he's not drinking cheap vodka in that oversized cuck mug he was sporting for several weeks before the arrest you think too much of Nick.

Nah… He IS rich. And he has the kind of relationship with money that people who were born into too much of it has:

Spending $80K on paintings that he leaves on the floor.
$110K SUV when some 40$ Hyundai or whatever would have been fine.
Drinking 200$ bottle of whisky because he thinks that is what success looks like.

Nick is an idiot when it comes to money, but at the very least he doesn’t pretend to be something he isn’t. He DOES have a lot of money. More money than common sense.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Jefferson's ideas of personal and state nullification of laws are obviously very attractive to modern libertarians like Nick. But in practice, a system where the three branches independently decide what the constitution means could only end in violence and chaos.

Lolbertarians are absolutely degenerate and idiots but a government that finds it incredibly difficult to hardly do anything is a good thing in many ways. At least up until modern corporations.

Now we have feudalism that is privatized (try disagreeing with your boss the king/duke of the realm) and the only check to them is the government.

The founders could have never for seen the power and influence of modern corporations.
Closest that comes to mind is their fears over private banking. which sadly never resulted in banking becoming a government service, in the way that the Postal Service or libraries are. Now having state and federal banks that can’t Unbank arbitrarily actually sounds good.

Americans care too much about the bread and circus to actually ever have anything “end in violence”.

The original revolutionary war unreasonable tax was like 2%, not even considering income tax not existing. Our Government for decades literally outlawed the possession of gold. It’s disgusting and incredible it’s just not openly stated how besides a rotating head of state, the ratchet of overreach is only a few steps behind nigger or sandnigger “leadership”.

If it wasn’t for the economic power vacuum left by europe after WW2 the US wouldn’t be this defacto say we’re the best or we’ll fuck you economically.

modern administrations fucking up so badly that the petrodollar is waning is actually extremely encouraging. If you’re on top for too long you get really degenerate.
Good times let jews in, jews create weimar.

Also You even hint at a private militia and state and feds swat it down with anything they can. Look at what happened over whitmer.
The absolute slow walking tour of Jan 6 and getting prison sentences.

You’d have to restructure from the ground up to challenge corporations. Maybe tribunal monarchy. China disappears their billionaires if they talk smack or go all jack ma. Downside is you can kill Xi and have a constitutional crisis.

t.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Just for infos

I really want to believe this guy. He has up close personal experience with Nick.

I get he's a liar that misrepresented the site on purpose, but he knows him really well at this point.

$110K SUV when some 40$ Hyundai or whatever would have been fine.

Call me a cheap pos, but even a $2K-4K Honda Civic (or cars like that) is perfectly fine. Sure it's no looker, but it gets the job done.

Also regarding Nick's spending habits, I think smart rich people don't blow money on things that only lose value, especially as fast as things like ridiculously expensive cars that only serve to show off. You drive it off the lot, half the value gone. You crash it into a ditch, another quarter of the value gone.

 

[Particle Bored]

Just for infos

I want to hear his reaction to Josh offering April $1000 to sign off on releasing the footage.

 

[Fapcop]

like, the guy has money out the ass, he could easily just hit up 18 yr old escorts to satisfy his dreams of banging hot teens.

No offense, but I don’t think you understand American Beauty and the reason why Nick loves that film.

It’s not about the underage sex, it’s about freedom. Freedom from his stupid wife. Freedom from his five annoying kids.

Nick wants the freedom of cutting all that out of his life, and live the live he never got to have in his 20ies. Goofing, partying, doing drugs.

At some level he’s too scared of the price associated (alimony, child support, family cutting his trust fund, public perception, etc.)

So he admires Lester in the movie and dreams about doing it. And has to settle for isolating himself in his “office” while the kids starve, and get the wive to go along with the lovely April moving in and as his personal groupie/fleshlight.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

He DOES have a lot of money.

Did. (Depending on how much he gets from the trust after this sinful shitshow)

Nick moved far away from his parents and falls into this, if I was the parents I would have i’m in such a short leash he couldn’t turn around.
If and only if he gets clean and stays clean and submits to random blood drug tests.

He was kicking out cocaine Kayla‘s family in the other house, probably because of drama and didn’t want witnesses to his behavior, but did say he wanted more rent.

The parents really need to have some executor of their estate only give money to Nick on the condition of drug tests. Since as soon as they die any money he inherits will turn into cocaine.

 

[Oxyjen]

Also regarding Nick's spending habits, I think smart rich people don't blow money on things that only lose value, especially as fast as things like ridiculously expensive cars that only serve to show off. You drive it off the lot, half the value gone. You crash it into a ditch, another quarter of the value gone.

In todays world you can become a multimillionaire by buying brand new sports cars off the lot, and then completely destroying them within a matter of days, as long as you film it for YouTube (see: WhistlinDiesel)

Nick simply chose to do this with his legal reputation (the Monty case) and then his marriage. Gotta spend money to make money!

You can’t argue it’s not getting the views.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Nick is an idiot when it comes to money, but at the very least he doesn’t pretend to be something he isn’t. He DOES have a lot of money. More money than common sense.

He used to have money. He made like 1.5-2 mil from Ritten, Dep and that period of grifting. He might have made another .5 before that, might have gotten some kick backs from the Vic GoFundMe. But an ounce of coke per weekend burns through money fast. Especially when this Real Whitebread Nigga is clearly overpaying. The complaint about the 3k snacks budget and the inability to replace the Nanny to me is more about the financial game of keeping the coke habit rather than an unwillingness to buy food or hire a Nanny.

 

[AnOminous]

Did. (Depending on how much he gets from the trust after this sinful shitshow)

He has a FAMILY with a lot of money, who have enabled his pathetic bullshit existence for his entire life. That's a big difference from actually having fuck you money he can blow any way he likes.

Once he did have money he was in control of, he acted like a wigger who just won the lottery and blew it instantly on absolutely retarded shit, like someone who had never had money before.

You can’t argue it’s not getting the views.

Views do not equal money. The people making money from Nick now are people who are not Nick, who are grifting on Nick's carcass, because he's finished.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Nick simply chose to do this with his legal reputation

What legal reputation? He doesn't practice and ends up being a net negative for clients when he does.