Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumbDude43]

No offense, but I don’t think you understand American Beauty and the reason why Nick loves that film.

It’s not about the underage sex, it’s about freedom. Freedom from his stupid wife. Freedom from his five annoying kids.

Nick wants the freedom of cutting all that out of his life, and live the live he never got to have in his 20ies. Goofing, partying, doing drugs.

At some level he’s too scared of the price associated (alimony, child support, family cutting his trust fund, public perception, etc.)

So he admires Lester in the movie and dreams about doing it. And has to settle for isolating himself in his “office” while the kids starve, and get the wive to go along with the lovely April moving in and as his personal groupie/fleshlight.

i saw the movie once on tv like 15 years ago and i found it boring, all i remember from it is that it was about a dude who got horny for jailbait and in the end he dies.
so yeah i didn't really think about any deeper meanings or philosophies behind it. to me, nick rambling about the movie just means that he wants to fuck hot teens (which is pretty mundane as far as fetishes/kinks go) which he could have easily achieved without burning down his whole life like he did.

but i guess if he's actually in it for some kind of deep 'enlightened liberated hedonism' worldview, and he got his ego invested in that, then it does make sense why he would choose to publicly implode his existence like that.

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

H

Just for infos

He is so slimy. He has been reading kiwi farms Nick's thread for year. I still say when it all comes to light people will be blown away at Aaron's actual role in the speed run to the bottom for all those involved! Celebrating this harvest is glorious! The aaron harvest will be just as bountiful!

 

[TenMilesWide]

Why not just leave your butter in the fridge?
This isn't the 1800s.

cold butter is too hard for my purposes

 

[keke]

He's understated what Kayla was up to, overstated how much he tried to do anything to help rather than just intend to help, and having compared his interview with PPP to other interviews I noted at the time three stories that changed in notable ways. I didn't think them notable enough to remember, so they weren't that important lmao.
Based on all that, 85% of what he says he has no reason to lie and I don't think he did, but 15% either he's covering for himself or Kayla or his ex and it's 2/3rds true at most.

I watched his stories on his own show and the Kino appearance, they matched up pretty well. The snow angel pictures really sold it, well after he’d told it in the super chat segment someone asked about it and he had pics. Plus the majority was simply confirming what the thread had already guessed. Might’ve been harder to believe pre him getting busted for child abuse and 25g of coke but here we are.

Spoiler: more clarification

I know Null and such questioned his viagra story (Kayla had to ask him and April if they had viagra because Nick has ED issues) because isn’t it still embarrassing Aaron has viagra. But not really, cause having some for yourself is normalised as ED has risen through porn use (see: blue chew podcast ads) while getting your wife to beg as someone’s door for dick pills is another story.

I think he really, really fucking hates Nick and brings up the Kayla stuff, exaggerating by calling her baby, to get to him. He has ranted a little it. Like in his reaction to the Denny’s joke, here’s a clip with the full 16 minute segment linked here

 

[CoomerTine]

April and Aaron were going to move into the second residence? Holy shit

 

[Balldo's Gate]

like, the guy has money out the ass, he could easily just hit up 18 yr old escorts to satisfy his dreams of banging hot teens. if his wife was ok with having a live-in coke whore in the house, she would probably also have been ok with just letting nick drive out every other weekend to fuck hookers in minneapolis. this could easily have been done with discretion, without word ever getting out, without it interfering with his life like the imholte situation or the hedonism holiday did. he could have easily satisfied his inner gooner without burning down his family and reputation in the process.

Why are you assuming it's either or?

Camelot mentioned that Rekieta had addiction to prostitutes. I assume this was in his first stream after the arrest and Rekieta has been on overdrive trying to get him back in line over the past week. I have a feeling Camelot knows a lot more.

Considering Nick was caught following Minneapolis area "escorts" on his public Instagram account, I have a feeling a lot of the "emergency drives" to the Twin Cities were not only to pick up drugs, but also to visit prostitutes.

This is in addition to the weird "jokes" about seeking out the services of escorts which appeared to be more than jokes over the past 1.5 years.

In addition, days before the start of 2024, on the first stream where Nick was Ralph pillstream-level fucked up, Camelot was a guest and mentioned strippers also "escorting" to which Nick replied: "Dude, it's so fucking funny. Well, that's why I have all their numbers. [...] It's hilarious to me. Like, I love it. It's great." which appeared to not even to be a joke, just a public admission by the family man lawyer that he visited prostitutes.

 

[Oxyjen]

Views do not equal money. The people making money from Nick now are people who are not Nick, who are grifting on Nick's carcass, because he's finished.

I know. I was being sardonic.

I do wonder if that was his motivation to libel that comic guy though. Like, pick a fight with some retard, assume everyone will be on your side, stream through it, even if he sues you’ll make a ton of money and attention off it.

He thought he was too big and popular to fail.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Vtubers are less repulsive and degenerate than LawTubers.

Lawtube is on par with Lawtwitter for the amount of disgusting rejects fellating each other.

You can’t argue it’s not getting the views.

But Ricky Rackets the Rail King isn't making any money off those views until he puts down the crack pipe and fires up a stream. Come on Nick, you'll be rolling in superchats and have more views than you've had in years!

 

[DHugo]

I for one, would welcome a Civil discussion about butter dishes.

>Butter dish is used to keep butter and room temperature, easy to use whenever you need
>Rekieta and wife are rapidly losing weight, they don't eat butter
>House is cluttered, children don't eat anything, butter is not for them
Huh, what do they use that slimy, slippery, Italian butter for?

 

[Vibralldo]

Why are you assuming it's either or?

Camelot mentioned that Rekieta had addiction to prostitutes. I assume this was in his first stream after the arrest and Rekieta has been on overdrive trying to get him back in line over the past week. I have a feeling Camelot knows a lot more.

Considering Nick was caught following Minneapolis area "escorts" on his public Instagram account, I have a feeling a lot of the "emergency drives" to the Twin Cities were not only to pick up drugs, but also to visit prostitutes.

This is in addition to the weird "jokes" about seeking out the services of escorts which appeared to be more than jokes over the past 1.5 years.

In addition, days before the start of 2024, on the first stream where Nick was Ralph pillstream-level fucked up, Camelot was a guest and mentioned strippers also "escorting" to which Nick replied: "Dude, it's so fucking funny. Well, that's why I have all their numbers. [...] It's hilarious to me. Like, I love it. It's great." which appeared to not even to be a joke, just a public admission by the family man lawyer that he visited prostitutes.

Whenever Nick says something's "funny" he really means "I genuinely do this unironically and enjoy it, but it makes me look bad, so I'm going to say it's funny as a deflection"

He's said it many times in the past and it's incredibly transparent

 

[Fapcop]

He used to have money. He made like 1.5-2 mil from Ritten, Dep and that period of grifting. He might have made another .5 before that, might have gotten some kick backs from the Vic GoFundMe. But an ounce of coke per weekend burns through money fast. Especially when this Real Whitebread Nigga is clearly overpaying. The complaint about the 3k snacks budget and the inability to replace the Nanny to me is more about the financial game of keeping the coke habit rather than an unwillingness to buy food or hire a Nanny.

You forget about the trustfund. The free houses etc.

Before he ever hit it big, heck before he started streaming, there is no way he earned enough through his tiny “law firm” to support a family of 5-7 people.

 

[DumbDude43]

Nah… He IS rich. And he has the kind of relationship with money that people who were born into too much of it has:

Spending $80K on paintings that he leaves on the floor.
$110K SUV when some 40$ Hyundai or whatever would have been fine.
Drinking 200$ bottle of whisky because he thinks that is what success looks like.

Nick is an idiot when it comes to money, but at the very least he doesn’t pretend to be something he isn’t. He DOES have a lot of money. More money than common sense.

this is not a "born into wealth" thing, you see the same behavior from tons of nouveau-riche upstarts too (splurge money on status symbols to flex on the poors)
it's also how rappers act when they hit big money from record deals

 

[Sharpeteer]

You forget about the trustfund. The free houses etc.

Before he ever hit it big, heck before he started streaming, there is no way he earned enough through his tiny “law firm” to support a family of 5-7 people.

But that trust fund money isn't actually his right now. And in theory, may never be.

It's entirely possible blocks were put in place to ensure a fuckup like Nick can't ruin the family fortune.

 

[anionfarflung]

I joined this thread the day of the arrest and have been furiously reading to try to keep up and get an understanding of the story. All the while, all anyone had to do is post this picture…

View attachment 6053084

It all makes sense now.

Why do you think I've been posting them? I have a lot more ...

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

April and Aaron were going to move into the second residence? Holy shit

They were living there. He was going back to the imholte house for his show only. He got speeding tickets 2 days in a row doing this. Him and april got 5 speeding tickets in a couple weeks. That's why Nick was gonna "fix" that last one. Whatever really happened. Occurred the night Nick came on for 1 minute to cancel stream. Aaron also had someone do his stream that night. Telling him "johnny krutches" he was to tired. But posted he was boxing. There is a discussion about where he really is between the chat and johnny that night. He was set to build his studio in the spare house that weekend. He keeps saying he hasn't been there in 2 months but if he wasn't just a broke as a joke Nick. He would know he told on himself on his own stream multiple times by his stories before this all blew up and he started painting himself the hero.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You act like shes blameless, whos to say she didn't start the drugs? She was the one that was going to mysterious hospital trips and shit; probably rehab and plastic surgery. Nick is a pile of shit, but lets not pretend kayla is an angel who dindu nuffin.

Lol, no, she's no kind of angel. She's a dim lazy idiot with a coke habit. She's accountable (or should be) for her actions. I was responding to the herp-derp "woman with 5 kids is of course wrecked" prior comment.

 

[AnOminous]

He thought he was too big and popular to fail.

And he's such an absolute utter autist he thought doing exactly the opposite of what made him popular would still be applauded.

 

[anionfarflung]

this is not a "born into wealth" thing, you see the same behavior from tons of nouveau-riche upstarts too (splurge money on status symbols to flex on the poors)
it's also how rappers act when they hit big money from record deals

So Nick is from the hard streets of Houston after all?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Mixed feelings on this move- Yes, Nick said a bunch of retarded shit about the judge, and it's the judge who's handling his defamation trial- so yeah, he probably wants to avoid her if possible- so I don't blame him for filing for recusal.

BUT

He basically gets one shot at that, and if he gets a hard-ass judge who makes it a point to throw the book at junkies, he won't be allowed to do it again (I think he CAN, but only if the judge does something *really* egregiously bad) - and even if he can find grounds for it, it will look like he's judge shopping (which he basically is doing here) which will reduce his chances of getting another swap.

Six of one, half dozen of the other. He's either f'd himself by blowing his load too soon, or he dodged a bullet by getting rid of the judge he was talking shit about.

Also- now that he's drawn attention to the fact that he said vile retarded shit about Judge Fischer, he can expect to get stomped on in the Montegraph case, and should probably beg Monty to settle, unless he really enjoys humiliation (which he probably does)

It was a use it or lose it option. The one freebie Judge change could only be done within 7 days of the first hearing. Beyond that he would have to fight for a refusal.

But using the freebie almost guarantees a second Judge change will be denied. It would require extraordinary circumstances. So when he pisses off the next Judge, as he certainly will, Nick being Nick, he will be sol.

Plus the new Judge seems a good upstanding Christian soul. Should he happen to encounter Nick's pussy liquor rant about Fischer it might actually be worse than if Fischer sees it.

 

[GoudaChris]

I think it’s time to rehash the butter dish discussion

It takes time for the conspiring government to CGI a filthy house,neglected kids and drugs onto bodycan footage