Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 129 37.7%

  • Total voters
    342
No offense, but I don’t think you understand American Beauty and the reason why Nick loves that film.

It’s not about the underage sex, it’s about freedom. Freedom from his stupid wife. Freedom from his five annoying kids.

Nick wants the freedom of cutting all that out of his life, and live the live he never got to have in his 20ies. Goofing, partying, doing drugs.

At some level he’s too scared of the price associated (alimony, child support, family cutting his trust fund, public perception, etc.)

So he admires Lester in the movie and dreams about doing it. And has to settle for isolating himself in his “office” while the kids starve, and get the wive to go along with the lovely April moving in and as his personal groupie/fleshlight.
I'm just astounded anyone would have thought Lester was not a sad, dysfunctional man.

Unironically identifying with Lester is sadder than unironically wanting to be Bateman (who at least had some panache, as insecurity-based as it was (duh IT WAS NOT SUBTLE, FOLKS). Bateman was cool, in an obviously not-real way; Lester was just a Cheeveresque Sad Guy(tm).
 
Plus the new Judge seems a good upstanding Christian soul. Should he happen to encounter Nick's pussy liquor rant about Fischer it might actually be worse than if Fischer sees it.
He may even be more offended on Judge Fischer's behalf than she was on her own. I know I personally found Cuckieta's behavior in the elevator to be reprehensible even before I fully came to hate him. That is shit you don't do. You do not corner a woman in an elevator and talk shit to her, especially shit you should have said in open court when it would have mattered.
 
But that trust fund money isn't actually his right now. And in theory, may never be.

It's entirely possible blocks were put in place to ensure a fuckup like Nick can't ruin the family fortune.

Sure, all of it isn’t his… Yet he lives in a giant house he never paid a dime for and doesn’t even pay taxes on.

We don’t know exactly how it’s set up, but Nick has clearly been taken care off for years already.

There’s some speculation that the money started coming in soon after they got married. And if you look at his work history, it certainly makes sense.
 
He's got not merely a figurative collapse of life and career, but a looming literal collapse of his nose, an integral part of his brand, if he doesn't pull upup.
A buddy of mine in high school was a heavy user. After high school he developed brain cancer, hard to say if coke was the cause. Researching the longterm effects of cocaine, I found its possible to develop brain abscess tho. I wonder what will be the long-term effects that Balldo will have to deal with on top of his pickled liver.
 
He may even be more offended on Judge Fischer's behalf than she was on her own. I know I personally found Cuckieta's behavior in the elevator to be reprehensible even before I fully came to hate him. That is shit you don't do. You do not corner a woman in an elevator and talk shit to her, especially shit you should have said in open court when it would have mattered.
Is there any proof of this actually happening or could it be another nick fairy tale?
 
You forget about the trustfund. The free houses etc.
The trust fund and houses had and probably still have conditions attached. He couldn't just convert them into cocaine.
If anything the trust fund seemed to be set up more as step ladder to success than just free gibs me dat. If he really had a silver spoon and a golden parachute he would have gone to much better universities and had jobs lined up.
 
I'm just astounded anyone would have thought Lester was not a sad, dysfunctional man.

Unironically identifying with Lester is sadder than unironically wanting to be Bateman (who at least had some panache, as insecurity-based as it was (duh IT WAS NOT SUBTLE, FOLKS). Bateman was cool, in an obviously not-real way; Lester was just a Cheeveresque Sad Guy(tm).
Narcs tend to identify with victim characters. I have a personal lolcow who is obsessed with a cartoon rat whose race was genocided. They like to latch onto the dindu energy.
 
Didn't he claim to practice Taekwondo before getting into cheerleading (to get the cheerleaders into Taekwondo no less)? I seem to recall him also bringing it up in a "I'd kick X's ass because I used to practice martial arts" context. I have a hard time believing this twig could kick anyone's ass.
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The mystery is why Rekieta didn't get it immediately replaced. He had the money for it.
He was missing the tooth in 2016.
 
Probably the result of a mundane accident. I happen to be an injury magnet and once lost a canine to the back of a buddy's helmet in a training exercise. The Army fixed me up though, so I thankfully didn't look like a gap-toothed hick for long. The mystery is why Rekieta didn't get it immediately replaced. He had the money for it.

A single tooth is like 1500-2000 around here, and a whole row is either 9k or 14k. He could've easily been able to afford it.
 
He may even be more offended on Judge Fischer's behalf than she was on her own. I know I personally found Cuckieta's behavior in the elevator to be reprehensible even before I fully came to hate him. That is shit you don't do. You do not corner a woman in an elevator and talk shit to her, especially shit you should have said in open court when it would have mattered.
I know I replied to you a few days ago that his elevator sperg-out would not have frightened me (as a woman almost a foot shorter than he is), and that remains true, but I do believe in decorum and that's it's not unreasonable for superficial interaction with acquaintances and associates to have some traditional aspects, so long as it doesn't negatively impact my livelihood.

IOW, thank you all for opening the door or letting me exit first, or for walking me to my car. Or even modifying phrasing "because I am a lady"; even if I am not offended by raw talk, I appreciate the effort. Similarly, I will talk shop with a man all day but probably not ask him if he thinks opting for Cameo over Ballet Slippers for my nails was a good choice. And if he's a father I might trade kid stories but won't describe post-childbirth annoyances (or ask about his wife's experience). You know?
 
You forget about the trustfund. The free houses etc.

Before he ever hit it big, heck before he started streaming, there is no way he earned enough through his tiny “law firm” to support a family of 5-7 people.
My guess is that if the trust exists (rather than him sitting on a charity board for like six figures for like three meetings and a charity ball a year) there was probably some clauses where you could get more money out of it if you pursued a certain career or had so many kids. My guess is Kayla did want kids, but Nick was like a welfare queen figuring out how to min max benies and disability.
 
He would likely be better off with Fischer. She would need to tread more lightly so not to appear biased. The new judge is more liable to punish Rekieta for what was said about Fischer, especially if he's like every other conservative church-going Minnesota Man.
He thinks his comments really make that much of a difference when they really don’t. But in the event he has pissed off the judge; if thinks another judge will go lighter than he is mistaken. I can just see judge so-and-so at some party a year later slapping Fischer on the back saying “I nailed that cocksucker for you didn’t I!! Ha ha!”.
 
Is there any proof of this actually happening or could it be another nick fairy tale?
I would have thought Nick claiming something would mean he thought it made him look good, instead of making him look like a complete piece of shit, but I probably should reconsider that.

I think Nick's tale makes him look absolutely awful, so I would take it as true, but then I remember he's such a gigantic retard he might have thought it made him look good, so he might have actually made up a lie that makes him look like a complete piece of shit, because he can't pick up on social cues and thinks it would make him look good.

So let me say you've just left me in a state of confusion. Nick boasted that he'd intimidated and bullied a female judge he had alone with him in an elevator. Maybe he actually thought that made him look good and it was a lie. Maybe it was true and he somehow thought that made him look good, for telling off that cunt whore of a judge with liquor dripping out of her vagina, instead of actually making the same statement on the record in court where it would have mattered.

In any event, Nick definitely thought it made him look awesome that he talked shit to some liquor-vagina whore judge.

Hope that works out for him in the long run.
 
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