I've seen a disturbing amount of people who were somehow surprised at Venom not being actual Big Boss recently and this has exposed how fucking retarded the average Metal Gear player is to me. Seriously, at no point did you ever see Jack with a giant fucking horn in his head with a robot arm. Yet somehow the revelation that Venom is the Medic is a twist to these actual retards?
And I'm not even talking people who played the games in chronological order which could maybe make it more understandable. These are people who started with MG1 and ended with MGV. Like how fucking stupid can you be?
I knew from the jump "that ain't Naked", yet these autistic faggots are all "OH WOWIE GOLLY GEE WHO COULDA SEEN IT COMIN".
Do any of you know anyone who was unironically surprised or have you seen anyone like this? I know it's not just me being unfortunate and coming across window lickers.