Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[monstrous bubo]

Like, what was going on in hominids or primates in general even, that for some, shoving a banana up its asshole during mating conferred some evolutionary advantage.

Tedious sperg ahead, I’m afraid…

Spoiler: stfu bubo

Same reason orgasms confer an evolutionary advantage: the more fun sex is, the more you do it, the more likely you are to have offspring. Perhaps a more intense orgasm also increases the power of the ejaculation and the speed at which the little fellows move towards the egg, thus increasing the likelihood of fertilisation. Traits that improve reproduction don’t have to be massively significant in themselves - any slight edge will spread and improve your chances over a long enough window of time.

What about females? We have the g-spot and orgasms, and it helps if we want to have sex and thus pass on our genes. However, our sexual pleasure isn’t as determinative as a male’s in purely physical terms when it comes to it. If we want to fuck, and he doesn’t, we can’t really physically rape him. A man, on the other hand… A horny man with a banana up his arse, even without consent accidents, is much more likely to leave lots of offspring than the horniest of women with a map to her g-spot. Hence the importance of all our social constraints and inducements to mitigate physical power imbalances, the risks of sex and pregnancy, and all of that.

Or, you know, this could just be part of a banana’s cunning plan to enlist us in its reproductive strategy.

 

[Susanna]

Or, you know, this could just be part of a banana’s cunning plan to enlist us in its reproductive strategy.

A banana wants to be eaten by birds so its seeds will be deposited in a blob of fertiliser somewhere far away. Being stuck up the bum of some hominid probably isn’t a very desirable end for it.

Anyway think of evolution less as “survival of the fittest” and more as “survival of the least bad and laziest”. Conserving energy means you’ll have more left for reproduction. From the perspective of evolutionary biology, the optimal survival strategy for males is to loaf around (eg male lions), because they’ll want to preserve their energy to defend a harem from other males, while for females it’s to secure resources for their young. Offspring are a cheap investment for males, but very expensive for females, which means males will focus on having as many as possible, while females will focus on caring for a few. It follows that men will have very active libidos, while women will be more selective about partners and external conditions. And I think you can see that in homosexual males especially. Straight people on average have less than a dozen sexual partners over their lifetime; gay men are, I’ve been told, generally into their hundreds. That’s the unrestrained male libido.

 

[Bloo]

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When I read things like this: it’s like the best endorsement for DJT I can think of. Even if he doesn’t do anything to the troons, the amount of them offing themselves thinking he’s going to kill all of them will mean he doesn’t actually have to address the tranny problem (which would likely be banning hormones for minors at most.)

“I may be batshit insane” yes.

One of the things I hate most about the movement is this, directly comparing it to other civil rights movements or events. Trans ideology or whatever you want to call it is such a unique thing. Directly comparing it to gay rights activism or the holocaust completely ignores how unique and batshit this movement is. They’re the only “civil rights“ group or minority sterilising children with puberty blockers, telling them they can change their entire biological sex by taking hormones/having surgery, promoting genital mutilation etc.

 

[Evilronald]

“I may be batshit insane” yes.

One of the things I hate most about the movement is this, directly comparing it to other civil rights movements or events. Trans ideology or whatever you want to call it is such a unique thing. Directly comparing it to gay rights activism or the holocaust completely ignores how unique and batshit this movement is. They’re the only “civil rights“ group or minority sterilising children with puberty blockers, telling them they can change their entire biological sex by taking hormones/having surgery, promoting genital mutilation etc.

Not just that, but demanding others conform to their reality. Making someone use the words (pronouns) they demand or face punishment. This is the first movement that has had institutional backing from the government and big business, yet claims to be oppressed.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

A banana wants to be eaten by birds so its seeds will be deposited in a blob of fertiliser somewhere far away. Being stuck up the bum of some hominid probably isn’t a very desirable end for it.

Anyway think of evolution less as “survival of the fittest” and more as “survival of the least bad and laziest”. Conserving energy means you’ll have more left for reproduction. From the perspective of evolutionary biology, the optimal survival strategy for males is to loaf around (eg male lions), because they’ll want to preserve their energy to defend a harem from other males, while for females it’s to secure resources for their young. Offspring are a cheap investment for males, but very expensive for females, which means males will focus on having as many as possible, while females will focus on caring for a few. It follows that men will have very active libidos, while women will be more selective about partners and external conditions. And I think you can see that in homosexual males especially. Straight people on average have less than a dozen sexual partners over their lifetime; gay men are, I’ve been told, generally into their hundreds. That’s the unrestrained male libido.

This is much higher than I have seen, and again based on self-reporting in large sample surveys, there's a lot of variability with it being like 30% ish reporting a significantly higher count than the baseline, though from what I recall the average was elevated even from the baseline population. In this case at least, self-reporting is the only datasource, and if there is a bias, it does seem to lean towards inflating numbers (because dudes).

In terms of evolution, prostate stimulation is probably just a spandrel with no specific purpose. Like you said, evolution is not survival of the best, though I would characterize it as more "survival of the good enough". Not all traits are necessarily adaptive; some are incidental and arise due to structural constraints or developmental pathways. In the case of the prostate, the prostatic plexus, which sits literally on the prostate and is attached to it, is the complex of nerves that innervates the genitals in men. When you're stimulating the prostate, you are directly stimulating that plexus. It could easily be that the reason why prostate stimulation is possible is just that that big nerve bundle had to be somewhere, and it ended up being in a position that allows stimulation.

Not just that, but demanding others conform to their reality. Making someone use the words (pronouns) they demand or face punishment. This is the first movement that has had institutional backing from the government and big business, yet claims to be oppressed.

Yes I wish all these activists would learn that. You can't be the subaltern if the hegemonic powers like you. The fact that business is so all in should lead them to question their understanding of their position in society (it won't, I know).

 

[bouquetnine]

Off topic but I just can't understand why this exists. Like, what was going on in hominids or primates in general even, that for some, shoving a banana up its asshole during mating conferred some evolutionary advantage.

It isn't an advantage which is precisely why it is so universally abhorred. We instinctively know these people are defective and many countries have laws to oppress them.

Not just that, but demanding others conform to their reality. Making someone use the words (pronouns) they demand or face punishment. This is the first movement that has had institutional backing from the government and big business, yet claims to be oppressed.

I've said it before but I'm going to keep saying this: Troons are the perfect tyrants. They have a complex because society hates them, they are narcissistic, they are overwhelmingly autistic which makes them relentless, hormones makes them emotional and dangerous. Governments LOVE troons because if they give troons a tiny bit of power then they can get away with so much more corruption while the public is fighting tooth and nail not to get cancelled.

 

[Bloo]

It isn't an advantage which is precisely why it is so universally abhorred. We instinctively know these people are defective and many countries have laws to oppress them.

I've said it before but I'm going to keep saying this: Troons are the perfect tyrants. They have a complex because society hates them, they are narcissistic, they are overwhelmingly autistic which makes them relentless, hormones makes them emotional and dangerous. Governments LOVE troons because if they give troons a tiny bit of power then they can get away with so much more corruption while the public is fighting tooth and nail not to get cancelled.

It’s crazy to me that any psychiatrist or doctor can look at a woman with a ton of other mental illnesses and issues and think giving them testosterone will help Clearly not lmao. I have had my own mental health issues and testosterone obviously would have made things so much worse.

 

[Geraldine]

Overnight catching up.

Oh, and transing a child would be considered abuse/a crime.

GENOCIDE!!!!1!1!!1
Just like Hitler ... and Putin, Trump and Bibi!

I like to call this LGBTQanon.

Duly added to my inventory. I will use it without attribution.

I hate how they call it “presenting.” Men and women don’t “present” they just are. It kinda tells on them honestly, that they don’t really see themselves as women- they’re just presenting that way.

Implicit admission that it's an act.

Anyway think of evolution less as “survival of the fittest” and more as “survival of the least bad and laziest”.

Off topic sperging -- These days they call it "differential reproductive success".

Not just that, but demanding others conform to their reality.

It's good to be the boss of reality.
George Orwell used the phrase "collective solipsism" .
I think it fits here better than the quasi-commie dictatorship of 1984.

It’s crazy to me that any psychiatrist or doctor can look at a woman with a ton of other mental illnesses and issues and think giving them testosterone will help Clearly not lmao. I have had my own mental health issues and testosterone obviously would have made things so much worse.

Crazy, or lazy and incompetent. or corrupted by fashionable power politics.
Or some mix of all three.

 

[bei_rav]

From the trans women vs bear thread on Tumblr via Reddit. Even if experiences with trans women have given you reason to fear them, it is your fear which is violent. Interesting.

Great to see the abrupt about-face on whose responsibility fear is from the man vs bear era. Is this open hypocrisy even noticeable to anyone who isn't already, like, a Farmer or a BARpod listener?

 

[Bloo]

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From the trans women vs bear thread on Tumblr via Reddit. Even if experiences with trans women have given you reason to fear them, it is your fear which is violent. Interesting.

Great to see the abrupt about-face on whose responsibility fear is from the man vs bear era. Is this open hypocrisy even noticeable to anyone who isn't already, like, a Farmer or a BARpod listener?

We’ve had the “words are violence” argument for a while. I guess we were due an update, now feelings and thoughts are violence too.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Well I think if you fuck or be fucked by ladyboys that definately makes you gay, I don't agree that just any anal stimulation does.

If you've never had your prostate massaged you don't know what you're missing. It's not called 'the male g-spot' for nothing. You will cum buckets and it dosen't mean you want cock up your ass by other men at all, unless you fantasize about men while stimulating your most sensitive gland. THAT'S what makes you gay or not. Desire for other men.

I don't know bro, no offense but that sounds pretty fucking gay to me.
I can't imagine any 100% straight man wanting anything near their fucking asshole thats fucking gross.

Yeah and if I shoot up some heroin I bet it'll feel great too. No thank you. I don't need to start developing irresistible coom cravings in my butthole.

I'd actually rather shoot up heroin than have something stuck up my asshole, even by a woman.
At least shooting up heroin isn't risking getting shit or the smell of shit everywhere.
I just cannot see how that shit (heh) is in anyway a turn on.

 

[Geraldine]

now feelings and thoughts are violence too.

It was always implicit, but I guess that was to subtle.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Not just that, but demanding others conform to their reality. Making someone use the words (pronouns) they demand or face punishment. This is the first movement that has had institutional backing from the government and big business, yet claims to be oppressed.

For real though. Gays don't make straight people enter into gay marriages they don't want, but trannies dream of a world where you can be thrown into the girldick gulag for re-education if you're bad with names and accidentally refer to your stunning coworker Lilith Rose as Kevin, the name you had known him by for the past decade.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

With all respect, are you so scared of your own asshole that you cannot clean it? There's no excuse to get shit anywhere. You clean yourself before any anal play. How do you think they do A2M safely in porn? There's no eating da poo-poo. or even smelling da poo-poo. It's just another part of your body, the opposite end of the mouth you put food into.

"it's just another part of your body" is always the line that directly precedes degeneracy and shame

 

[William Tyndale]

Not sure if this qualifies as your typical L but it’s still disturbing nonetheless.

 

[Procrastinhater]

and transing a child would be considered abuse/a crime. That's likely what has made them hysterical.

It probably should be to be fair. Its inherently predatory.

With all respect, are you so scared of your own asshole that you cannot clean it? There's no excuse to get shit anywhere. You clean yourself before any anal play. How do you think they do A2M safely in porn? There's no eating da poo-poo. or even smelling da poo-poo. It's just another part of your body, the opposite end of the mouth you put food into.

Lol hey you do you buddy.

I'm not trying to call you a faggot I'm just saying I find it fucking gross.
Shit comes out of there, that just ain't my idea of fun.

Spoiler: Before you go do you recognize these things?

Before you go do you recognize these things?

Now I'm gonna stop "shitting" up the thread.

 

[The Un-Clit]

It probably should be to be fair. Its inherently predatory.


Lol hey you do you buddy.

I'm not trying to call you a faggot I'm just saying I find it fucking gross.
Shit comes out of there, that just ain't my idea of fun.

Spoiler: Before you go do you recognize these things?

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Before you go do you recognize these things?

Now I'm gonna stop "shitting" up the thread.

All good. Life goes on and everyone lives it a different way. Re the image, I do love tasty root vegetables as a foundation for a hearty stew.

I'll try to stop oversharing. Back to trannies posting their Ls online.

 

[Procrastinhater]

do love tasty root vegetables as a foundation for a hearty stew.

I have a Beef Bourguignon in the slow cooker at home for tonight.
I'm hoping I don't completely fuck it up like I did last time.
I guess I'll find out when I get home.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I have a Beef Bourguignon in the slow cooker at home for tonight.
I'm hoping I don't completely fuck it up like I did last time.
I guess I'll find out when I get home.

I have a batch of my mom's chili recipe getting ready for tonight. Love slow cookers.

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I just can't imagine going through life getting having nervous breakdowns because people call me what I am. This isn't even the case where they are at least "presenting" in a pseudofeminine way so people know to mind their Hes and Theys.

Of course, first cope is "you're just being a bimbo!". I do like this one troon coming in and saying, hey it's no big deal and they act like he just told a dead baby joke or something

This lady who made an innocuous joke must be a grouchy old sexist bitch

The real gem for me thought is the support he gets from other trans people assuring him that women can be forgetful airheads too, and that taking estrogen has given them ADHD.

Every time I see something where troons act surprised that they all have not just ADHD, but AuDHD, makes me laugh. Despite the high IQs, pattern recognition is obviously not universal there lol.

Link

 

[Geraldine]

Back to trannies posting their Ls online.

Hear hear!

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So many unrealistic expectations in one little post.
Link Archive

My wife of 11 years has told me that if I transition to a woman she will not be attracted to me a want a divorce. She says she loves and supports me but will not continue a relationship with someone who looks like a woman. I get that one cannot change sexual orientation.

I don’t know how to come back from this. How can I feel pretty dressed as a woman in makeup if the one person who has always been there for me does not want to be with me looking that way?

It is a serious mind fuck for me. I’m not even sure if I’m describing it well enough because I have trouble wrapping my mind around it.

Wife doesn’t find me attractive as a woman so I don’t find myself attractive and it makes me uncomfortable being around her dressed with makeup.

Unraveling it point by point,
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1) You will never look like a woman.
2) Your wife is sort of humoring you when she says that.
3) But she is 100% sincere about not finding you attractive any more.
4) You are right about it being a serious mind fuck.
5) You are the perpetrator of that mind fuck and your wife is the primary target.
6) You are also self mind fucked.
7) You were attractive to her as a man and you should be uncomfortable
8 ) She really is fixing to leave you.
9) She should leave you.

There's so much, I may have missed a few.

Seven comforting comments so far, including some back and forth dialog featuring others with similar situations.

Synopsis of comments:
Dear Reddit, please help me to be deluded and aggrieved.
Dear Troon: Yes Boss, here you go.