Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cringemaster Supreme]

I have been looking for the name of that book for years. Found and read it randomly in my grade school library. 3-5th grade, somewhere around there.
Holy shit I thought I'd never figure it out.

I had read The City Of Gold And Lead in 7th grade after randomly picking it and enjoyed it, but forgot the name of it. It’s been wracking my brain for a long time. All I remembered was Beanpole, olympics, and something about licking salt sticks. The terms Beanpole and Tripods jogged my memory. Thanks thread!

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

I was revisiting random things on my server and well, an old Ralph project came up that was never completed came up and this was part of it:

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I find it funny how he projected on both PPP and Ralph, only to eventually morph into the Balldo. Guess we'll never find it, until we did.

 

[kokokrunch123]

Crosspost from Aaron Imholte thread:

On his show today, Aaron claimed that Nick and Kayla wanted the Imholtes in to their old adjacent home which the Rekietas made vacant by forcing the family friends who were living there to leave.

Aaron also claimed Kayla told him that she wanted the four of them to raise their children communally as a polycule. He was concerned that other people would find such an arrangement bizarre, not least his ex-wife.

He quotes Kayla as saying: "I want us to be a family and raise all of our children together."

is it likely Or unlikely that aaron the cuck is blowing smoke out his ass?
(idk)

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

I was turned on to the books by the serialized comics adaptation in Boy's Life magazine (official magazine of the Boy Scouts?), so that's why I read the trilogy. I just learned because of your shibboleth post tonight there was a prequel, so I probably should read that (and re-read the trilogy since it has been decades for me).
Not a Limey so I missed out on the TV adaptation. Maybe I can dig it up somewhere.

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P.S. when I had to choose a French name for French class I picked "Jean-Paul" because of Beanpole.
P.P.S. I also have "DELIETJP" as a password reminder on my dry-erase calendar for who-knows-what and I forgot the significance of the name until tonight too lol.
ASHTON.S. Really cringe to read as an adult: The White Mountains comic

I don't really know about the prequel book, other than it exists, but technically The War Of The Worlds is the prequel as The Tripods is an unofficial sequel to that.

They were going to. The scripts were supposedly written. But then "Eastenders" happened and the cost overruns on production led to the BBC cutting all kinds of other shows to get more money for it.

It's a weird one to cut though since it was an adaptation of books and they were already 2/3 through the story. I'm also annoyed they never went ahead with further series of Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy either. I know they planned to but forgot why they didn't. Probably cost cutting again.

 

[Pedophobe]

"Nick did nuttin wrong! Its all a conspiracy and lies! Nick is an Angel!" this person is retarded as it gets.

His opening move was to use community college-level literary analysis to criticize a police charging report. "If the character's motivation is not clearly established you must acquit!"

I'm not even sure if juries look at charging documents, they should be irrelevant at that point.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You aint missed jack shit.
Nick did some drunk tweeting and drunk super chatting.
Aaron continues to look like a creepy cuck.
The Rackets are druggies, Its good the kids are out.
Lots of balldowashing by lawtubers. Barnes looking like an absolute ambulance chaser.
Nick unrepentant Everyone just waiting for him to stream again.

He's missed out on potentially thousands of dollars of cocaine and trafficked prostitute money by not streaming.
If he'd fired up a stream this past week and charged 10 bucks a pop for questions between that and people fucking with him and telling him to rope he'd have made Depp money almost

 

[Sharpeteer]

His opening move was to use community college-level literary analysis to criticize a police charging report. "If the character's motivation is not clearly established you must acquit!"

I'm not even sure if juries look at charging documents, they should be irrelevant at that point.

Maybe we shouldn't be too hard on him. He probably has about as much courtroom experience as Nick Rekieta.

 

[NSA Intern]

He's missed out on potentislly thousands of dollars of cocaine and trafficked prostitute money by not streaming.
If he'd fired up a stream this past week and charged 10 bucks a pop for questions between that and people fucking with him and telling him to rope he'd have made Depp money almost

Shut up about the case for two hours while talking about life and by the time you get to the supers and say ‘sorry I can’t talk about the case” ten K would have rolled in

I had read The City Of Gold And Lead in 7th grade after randomly picking it and enjoyed it, but forgot the name of it. It’s been wracking my brain for a long time. All I remembered was Beanpole, olympics, and something about licking salt sticks. The terms Beanpole and Tripods jogged my memory. Thanks thread!

I think everyone has That One Book(tm) they can’t remember the name of. For me it was a series I read as a kid about a future where victorian-era br*tish empire went space-travel. The protagonist is an upper-class kid whose mother disappears and has to find her, turns out she was a Shaper which was the precursors of the setting and his space-manor was a shaper ship that tore apart a protoplanetary disc of asteroids connected by sentient spiders to allow the planets to form and more life to grow, they’re back and want revenge. The next book had some kid on jupiter who was the only survivor after the local trees bloomed and made everyone else get slower and slower until they rooted and turned into more of the trees, and at some point in the book was on the moon and got captured and paralysed by a giant moon-moth and placed into a hardened mud ball with an egg. There’s a dead skeletal redcoat with shiny buttons in there with him so he knows the egg’ll hatch and eat him.

It sounds and read like a fever dream but damn if I can’t remember what it was called or find it again

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Nick did night school classes. I cannot recall if he worked at the time, but I think he made references to Wells Fargo in the AM and drinking 1.5 hours to school and back.

I have no idea if that's intentional or not but it's hilarious and please do not change it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

ThePromisedOnePS is, like Nick, is a "creative writer" and uses literary & narrative analysis to study the police report and arrive at the truth about Nick's arrest.

That is some concentrated pure copium right there.
Mao used to kill people for copium that pure.

 

[ThePhoenix]

I've been torturing myself watching Aaron's 'show'. I saw someone superchat stating something along the lines of 'You do realise that you and your Ho are going to be called as witnesses".

He seemed completely surprised and then said he couldn't talk about it.

I think he may genuinely be retarded.

 

[NSA Intern]

I've been torturing myself watching Aaron's 'show'. I saw someone superchat stating something along the lines of 'You do realise that you and your Ho are going to be called as witnesses".

He seemed completely surprised and then said he couldn't talk about it.

I think he may genuinely be retarded.

Trouble is nobody can tell if the drugs did it or he was always that way because nobody was listening to his show to begin with

 

[Burn It All Down]

I've been torturing myself watching Aaron's 'show'. I saw someone superchat stating something along the lines of 'You do realise that you and your Ho are going to be called as witnesses".

He seemed completely surprised and then said he couldn't talk about it.

I think he may genuinely be retarded.

Aaron being retarded is the least surprising part of this saga.

 

[DumbDude43]

Wouldn't the dealer have a scale? I don't know shit about buying drugs, but I feel like bringing your own scale to the deal would look weird, and would possibly read as a diss or suspicious. If someone says "no no, use MY scale" my gut reaction would be to assume their scale is tampered with. Obviously you'd want to weigh such a large amount, since it's expensive, but you wouldn't bring a scale from home with you, would you?

Also, if Nick's going to his dealer's place to buy, and his scale is to check the weight of what he's buying, why would it be sitting out? If he's not using it at home, and only at the dealer's place, wouldn't it be stored away until he went to buy more?

yes dealers have scales.
but they don't carry them around on the street, they use them at home to make pre packaged bags that they then take out and offer for sale
if you're buying weight (more than the amounts they commonly carry) they'll weigh it out ahead of time too, nobody wants to bust out the digital scales and start measuring coke by the miligram while out on the street.
you as the buyer don't bring your scale to the deal either. what you do is you buy your goods as agreed upon and GTFO as fast as you can. then later, when you're safe at home, that's when you take your own scale and check if the weight matches what you paid for.

 

[Pagan Min]

After catching up to the current page (AGAIN!!!), I'm amazed that nobody's asked the most important question about all of this:

Was the drug scale sitting on a tiny tripod?

 

[scab vendor]

I've been torturing myself watching Aaron's 'show'. I saw someone superchat stating something along the lines of 'You do realise that you and your Ho are going to be called as witnesses".

He seemed completely surprised and then said he couldn't talk about it.

I think he may genuinely be retarded.

I saw that too.

Im gonna vote for genuinely retarded.

So sad that his dream of living in a polycule with Rackets and Lady McCrackets in their second home their elderly parents once owned and still probably pays the taxes on as a cute little fuck she'd where certainly no problems would ever arise.

Watch him talk about this shit even more.

 

[AltisticRight]

Maybe we shouldn't be too hard on him. He probably has about as much courtroom experience as Nick Rekieta.

Ethan Ralph has more courtroom experience.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I have no idea if that's intentional or not but it's hilarious and please do not change it.

In Autocorrectus Veritas...? Yeah, it should have been 'driving'.

Nick has been proven to be an unreliable narrator, but even taking much of what he has said at face value, he has self-reported his own hypocrisy. THAT is what makes him a cow.

Usually my corrupted messages are more like Biden in their coherence. This was a pleasant r surprise.

I've been torturing myself watching Aaron's 'show'. I saw someone superchat stating something along the lines of 'You do realise that you and your Ho are going to be called as witnesses".

He seemed completely surprised and then said he couldn't talk about it.

I think he may genuinely be retarded.

Aaron (as many other have said) has been online for a DECADE and has barely broken 12k subscribers. He is trying to make hay out of this, but is too dumb to realise it is a nuclear fireball (not the Sun) that is shining...

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

yes dealers have scales.
but they don't carry them around on the street, they use them at home to make pre packaged bags that they then take out and offer for sale
if you're buying weight (more than the amounts they commonly carry) they'll weigh it out ahead of time too, nobody wants to bust out the digital scales and start measuring coke by the miligram while out on the street.
you as the buyer don't bring your scale to the deal either. what you do is you buy your goods as agreed upon and GTFO as fast as you can. then later, when you're safe at home, that's when you take your own scale and check if the weight matches what you paid for.

Nick is both junkies in this Boondocks clip. The gentleman crackhead and the deadbeat dad crackhead.

 

[Mousey0328]

This is interesting that Minnesota could see any child 11 or older responsible for younger kids.