Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[macrodegenerate]

I was revisiting random things on my server and well, an old Ralph project came up that was never completed came up and this was part of it:

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I find it funny how he projected on both PPP and Ralph, only to eventually morph into the Balldo. Guess we'll never find it, until we did.

I think Ralph is going to shove a dildo up his ass at some point. I like him though and want him to succeed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has Nick’s butt buddy Elijah had anything to say about this? Other than “Attaboy!” I mean.

 

[Accidental Protege]

this was when i decided he could very easily be a lolcow. instead of telling these people "hey i'm sorry to hear that, but maybe take this money and do something *meaningful* in their name," or the freaks that were superchatting him to tell him they got their certification or whatever like their super chats were something he hangs on the fridge. It made me very uncomfortable.

I'm curious to know why kayla's bail was posted nearly a week late. i'm wondering if she had her first call for a drug test, went, and was so put off by it she said "shell out the cash." the level of embarrassment to have to wake up and find out that today you have to drink extra water because you have to go pee in a cup for a stranger is extreme.

According to Nick, they posted bail on the same day (Friday) but the government didn't get around to processing her paperwork til after the weekend. That's not far-fetched and the court's records were indeed updated yesterday, so I think that's probably the truth.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I was revisiting random things on my server and well, an old Ralph project came up that was never completed came up and this was part of it:

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I find it funny how he projected on both PPP and Ralph, only to eventually morph into the Balldo. Guess we'll never find it, until we did.

I guess by men knowing their place as provider, Nick meant provider of drugs and balldos to shove in their ass.

Remember, Nick was always about having fun, always honest to his audience, and never larped as trad!

 

[anionfarflung]

I was honestly worried it would be too boomer of a reference.

I was turned on to the books by the serialized comics adaptation in Boy's Life magazine (official magazine of the Boy Scouts?), so that's why I read the trilogy. I just learned because of your shibboleth post tonight there was a prequel, so I probably should read that (and re-read the trilogy since it has been decades for me).
Not a Limey so I missed out on the TV adaptation. Maybe I can dig it up somewhere.



P.S. when I had to choose a French name for French class I picked "Jean-Paul" because of Beanpole.
P.P.S. I also have "DELIETJP" as a password reminder on my dry-erase calendar for who-knows-what and I forgot the significance of the name until tonight too lol.
ASHTON.S. Really cringe to read as an adult: The White Mountains comic

 

[Potatoherder]

Has Nick’s butt buddy Elijah had anything to say about this? Other than “Attaboy!” I mean.

Weirdly enough Elijah was the only one who pushed back at Nick during the "moms doing onlyfans is actually good for kids" phase. Nick had his back when Elijah was outed as cheating. afaik he hasn't even made token get well messages about Nick.

 

[Strix454]

I'm not a boomer, just Gen X. I used to watch The Tripods avidly each week and was really pissed off that they didn't make the 3rd series. Why didn't they finish the damn story?! There was only 1 more book. (At the time.)

They were going to. The scripts were supposedly written. But then "Eastenders" happened and the cost overruns on production led to the BBC cutting all kinds of other shows to get more money for it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick had his back when Elijah was outed as cheating. afaik he hasn't even made token get well messages about Nick.

These two 100% did degenerate shit together in Texas. What can he say? “Sorry you got caught, study my closeted gay existence for more pointers on living a double life if you want to get away with it next time.”

 

[Father Time]

Another good name for this debacle or the Rekieta board would've been The Balldocaust.

Why? This happened.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Quietness in the Sektur: Dead board with 3 posts a day and an irrelevant neutered hog. Major threads with combined 1000+ pages evicted.
Quietness in Balldoville: 50 pages a day instead of 500.

To defeat the Sektur, I will become the Sektur. TSD.

It's slowed down enough that I can at least have fun in other tech/games threads again.

After the arrest, I had to constantly keep up with just this one, you blink you're 20 pages behind again.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This guy is vying for chief balldo-washer position but he's giving the worst defense I've ever heard. 16:54 in the first video, "The person who wrote this story - He knows how to write, like he's writing facts. But this is not a, this is a poorly written story. You gotta separate facts from story".

Sorry that the officer didn't take a creative writing class and was just writing down the facts of what happened...

Edit:
This video is actually hilarious. At one point he reads "a large corner cut baggie with white powder in it", and he says "what does that even mean?", I guess implying that it's not clear that it could be anything in the bag. He copy and pastes it into Google images and gets a bunch of pictures of cocaine lmao.

This is all of Nick's cope and LOCALS copium rolled into one. Cancer.

I've long said that the only people who are still subscribed to Nick's locals have to be literal mongs. This was an excellent illustration of how retarded these people actually are.


You've got no professional expertise in the subject and no lived experience -- anybody who ever bought drugs knows that dealers cut the corner out of a baggie to package drugs for sale -- so how big of a bonehead do you have to be to attempt to make a video attempting to cast light on an issue you know literally fuck all about?

I can't listen to this fucking tard with his shit tier crackling mic and his Baldowashing takes without wanting to "axe" him in the fucking head, so thanks to everyone who's doing TLDR's.

See above.

Nick is that one kid everyone had in school that lied about everything but they lied about stuff you couldnt really prove. When he had an audience of naive christian winemoms he could continue to lie about stuff like growing up in the hood and get no push back.

when EJ called him out about it he was devastated and never recovered.

Nick grifted off fake credentials, then stupidly dropped his act and was surprised when people no longer gave him the deference that came with the abandoned LARP.

Thomas Roilup (or SWC). Comicsgate hanger-on and professional troll. He appeared on Nick's streams and supposedly talked to Nick offline in 2018. Then Nick went with the bigger streamers and affiliated himself with Ethan Van Sciver and TUG (among others). Since then, he has been at war with Nick and been a host to what anti-Nick content there was in previous years.

After Kayla did her "massage" stream, he hosted and promoted the that content as a pointer in the direction of Nick's degeneracy. That is as far back as he knew of Nick's degeneracy. But other people like Godwinson did similar content around the same time and I have no idea who promoted it first.

Among other things, he had a debate with EVS on Nick's channel back in (I think) 2019 and it didn't go so hot for him.

I don't begrudge Tommy or anybody being happy over Nick finally getting his comeuppance, but I think very few people foresaw this exact outcome you're seeing here.

He was on one of Nick's streams with?EVS? and gor booted for using the f-slur, IIRC. LOL!

If there’s one thing this whole mess demonstrates, it’s how cancerous and incestious this whole stream/superchat phenomenon is.

These superchat whores all try to portray this “let’s have a heckin’ good time, just friends shooting the shit!”-image.

And it seems like a more accessible kind of “e celeb” deal. Want to tell your opinion to your buddy Quartering/Rekieta/Coomalot? Just shoot them a 5$ superchat! It’s rife for parasocial bullshit.

And yet we have Coomalot admitting that he knew about Rekieta’s sidepiece for almost a year. Who else knew? Everyone of them likely knew or heard rumors about
“Traddad”, conservative, Christian Nick Rekieta’s degeneracy.

None of them had any problems with Rekieta’s audience getting hustled and lied to.

There’s likely more degenerates of Rekieta’s kind among them, and fake ass conservatives/“fans” for a paycheck.

And none of these pitiful fucks even apologize for helping to gaslight people.

It is not healthy the dynamic that this incentives. It is addictive, and I myself was caught up in it. I am wiser now--or perhaps more cynical...

The money seemed to kick in for Nick once he got married. After he gets out of college and marries Kayla, she isn't working and they are living in a house I would say was beyond their own means from the point of view of Nick's probable income.

The other interesting thing is that one of the things Nick seeths about on a regular basis was having to live in Kayla's apartment at the very end of college. This is the poverty housing he complains about. It seems that while the money kicked in after he got married, nobody was giving Nick money to set up housekeeping with his girlfriend in the sort of style he thought he deserved.

As to whose money Nick was spending, that is a more complicated question that it seems. His father was a long-term and early employee of Cray Computer. He should have done very well out of the company being acquired by another company (SGI) around the end of the 1990s(?). Some of the money going to Nick at least in the early days of the marriage could have been his father's money.

I imagine going to law school was a rather easy decision for him. He didn't work (or there has been no proven employment) during his law school years. He was going full time. In addition to someone paying his law school, that same person had to be supporting all the expenses of the family at that time. Law school was to an extent a paid vacation from adult responsibilities for Nick.

Nick did night school classes. I cannot recall if he worked at the time, but I think he made references to Wells Fargo in the AM and drinking 1.5 hours to school and back.

this was when i decided he could very easily be a lolcow. instead of telling these people "hey i'm sorry to hear that, but maybe take this money and do something *meaningful* in their name," or the freaks that were superchatting him to tell him they got their certification or whatever like their super chats were something he hangs on the fridge. It made me very uncomfortable.

I'm curious to know why kayla's bail was posted nearly a week late. i'm wondering if she had her first call for a drug test, went, and was so put off by it she said "shell out the cash." the level of embarrassment to have to wake up and find out that today you have to drink extra water because you have to go pee in a cup for a stranger is extreme.

It was discussed in the legal thread. It was posted the same day as Nick, but there was a long weekend and the clerk did not scan and record it until the following Tuesday. Nick screeched about it online, and he was right about this one.

I think he might have had a longer period without a stream when he had too many Youtube strikes in like 2021/early 2022, but even then he posted a few short videos and kept active on social media. Right now he's almost totally silent except when he gaslights Coomalot (whom he had ghosted for months and months) about how he's a good person.

The record is the 3 weeks during his first Hedo holiday. He went totally dark and his LOCALS freaked out.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Is this a copypasta?

No, Devon actually said those things. He likes to torment rabbits in his "kill corner" before killing them.

 

[IDF]

I was turned on to the books by the serialized comics adaptation in Boy's Life magazine (official magazine of the Boy Scouts?), so that's why I read the trilogy. I just learned because of your shibboleth post tonight there was a prequel, so I probably should read that (and re-read the trilogy since it has been decades for me).
Not a Limey so I missed out on the TV adaptation. Maybe I can dig it up somewhere.

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P.S. when I had to choose a French name for French class I picked "Jean-Paul" because of Beanpole.
P.P.S. I also have "DELIETJP" as a password reminder on my dry-erase calendar for who-knows-what and I forgot the significance of the name until tonight too lol.
ASHTON.S. Really cringe to read as an adult: The White Mountains comic

I have been looking for the name of that book for years. Found and read it randomly in my grade school library. 3-5th grade, somewhere around there.
Holy shit I thought I'd never figure it out.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

It's a lot easier for kids to stay clean in Dan's house. He has five sinks.

He spook'd his kids with el ogro del obesito from milwaukee. Sneakyly, didn't divulge he only process datk meats

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

He quotes Kayla as saying: "I want us to be a family and raise all of our children together."

Introducing your children to your fuckbuddies is how you go from child neglect to child abuse real quick.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Whether the police performed a field sobriety test when they pulled him over and, if so, what the outcome was is an interesting question.

They police had completed a week long investigation following 5 reports of child neglect and drug/swinger/abuser rumors- they didn't need to catch Nick in the act of drunk driving to pull him over and serve him. They were on their way to bust down his door and gave him the opportunity to provide entry regarding the lawful warrant he was presented with. He could be driving sober- he had 2 crack hoes and 26g of coke laying around his house among his smelly hungry children. HE'S FUCKED.

 

[NadeND-001]

This is a summary of hour one of "destroying the narrative".

ThePromisedOnePS is, like Nick, is a "creative writer" and uses literary & narrative analysis to study the police report and arrive at the truth about Nick's arrest.

• Nick’s nanny quit forcing Nick to take over all the work formerly done by the Nanny in the house. This exhausted Nick and made him miss streams.
• Nick was overweight (“super fat”) and intentionally lost weight. He used intermittent fasting to lose weight. He lost 50 pounds over three years.
• He fell asleep during Nick’s last stream. He never saw the full stream because Nick deleted it so he can’t comment on it.
• Nick looks bad because of Camera angles and lighting on his streams.
• Nick lost more weight than he intended because he was sick over the winter.
• The story in the police reports don’t make any sense and don’t fit Nick’s public narrative.
• There are missing details in the narrative of how they did the traffic stop of Nick. We don’t know how Nick got from his car to the door.
• The police doesn’t talk about the BOLO list in the report.
• Nick can’t be an alcoholic because if he was the police would have charged him with a DUI that morning of the search. An alcoholic is always drunk 24-7 and cannot drive sober.
• If Nick & company do coke, why didn’t Kayla and April dump the coke down the toilet? If they were cokeheads they would have run to the drugs and flushed them.
• April had two credit cards in Nick’s bedroom next to the coke. The police planted them there.
• The report doesn’t explain how Nick’s safes were opened. That is suspicious.
• Nick’s cocaine scooper was not a cocaine scooper.
• The brown substance is only mentioned because the police want the reader to believe its heroin.
• Nick didn’t actually say he slept in the master bedroom to the police.
• Nick never sleeps with his wife because of his sleeping problems.
• Nick’s arms have sores on them from his heat allergy.
• Nick is so smart and such a great attorney that talking to the police carried no risk to Nick.
• Having the wrong pills in prescription bottles is not illegal (according to him). They just mention the prescription bottles to sensationalize the report.
• Kayla looks bad in the booking photos because she didn’t get her prescription medicine at the jail.
• We don’t know what April said in the county jail.
• Its reasonable to assume that April is cooperating with the police and will testify against him.
• During a trial, Nick will be able to get April to admit that all the coke in the house is hers. Because Nick is a great attorney.
• Because April has been given immunity, nothing she says at trial can hurt her.
• Aaron has admitted that April is on coke. Therefore she is a coke addict.
• Kayla was sleeping with the kids. Nick was sleeping on the couch. April was probably sleeping in the master bedroom. So it was all her coke.
• So Nick is going to win in court because April will admit that all the drugs are hers. After April admits this, April will not be charged because she has immunity.
• Nick admitting he has a problem would mean that Nick would be admitting to a crime and go to prison for 25 years. So Nick can’t apologize or admit he has a problem.
• This is all about other streamers wanting to steal Nick’s audience.
• Cops lie and plant evidence all the time.

"Nick did nuttin wrong! Its all a conspiracy and lies! Nick is an Angel!" this person is retarded as it gets.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Why even bother coming up with current event topics to talk about on his first stream back? Nobody is going to give a fuck. Everyone is going to be asking about his arrest and this ongoing balldocaust. He's gonna have a significant surge in viewers for that first stream back and get bombarded with superchats about his case. I wonder if he's gonna ignore those chats, and how much sweeping there will be. I'm sure he's pissed off knowing that officer Pomplun will be watching and looming over him like the sword of Damocles. Being forced to behave on stream has to be infuriating for someone like Nick. Everyone is going to be watching like a hawk for any sign of substance abuse.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This is a summary of hour one of "destroying the narrative".

"Nick did nuttin wrong! Its all a conspiracy and lies! Nick is an Angel!" this person is retarded as it gets.

Am I crazy for thinking that somebody with the balls to "destroy the narrative" about a cokesnorting child abuser would at least make a decent effort?

Making a DSP-tier "Wrong, next?" deboonking video is just a waste of everyone's time, the person making it, and the people watching. It adds nothing, and only makes you look like an asshole for defending a cokesnorting child abuser.

 

[MudPeople]

He's gonna have a significant surge in viewers for that first stream back and get bombarded with superchats about his case. I wonder if he's gonna ignore those chats, and how much sweeping there will be.

I guess if that's the case then he could say he can't tlak about the ongoing case and simply pocket the superchat. Easy money.