Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Can of Spam]

I for one, would welcome a Civil discussion about butter dishes.
My Personal favorite would be, of couse, the butter crock!

Why not just leave your butter in the fridge?

cold butter is too hard for my purposes

Just warm it by shoving it up your ass.

But what if I want unassalted butter?

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

A member of Nick's Locals, ThePromisedOnePS, has made two livestreams "destroying the narrative":

This is a summary of hour one of "destroying the narrative".

ThePromisedOnePS is, like Nick, is a "creative writer" and uses literary & narrative analysis to study the police report and arrive at the truth about Nick's arrest.

If the police raided ThePromisedOnePS' house I bet they'd find at least 25g of pure copium powder.

 

[Particle Bored]

Crosspost from Aaron Imholte thread:

On his show today, Aaron claimed that Nick and Kayla wanted the Imholtes in to their old adjacent home which the Rekietas made vacant by forcing the family friends who were living there to leave.

Aaron also claimed Kayla told him that she wanted the four of them to raise their children communally as a polycule. He was concerned that other people would find such an arrangement bizarre, not least his ex-wife.

He quotes Kayla as saying: "I want us to be a family and raise all of our children together."

DROP THE TEXTS AARON!

 

[R00T]

I was a fan before the constant pity and shilling superchats. I got tired of hearing about someones dead dog, or sick uncles, friends, brothers, uncles, grandma twice removed. Shit became unwatchable.

this was when i decided he could very easily be a lolcow. instead of telling these people "hey i'm sorry to hear that, but maybe take this money and do something *meaningful* in their name," or the freaks that were superchatting him to tell him they got their certification or whatever like their super chats were something he hangs on the fridge. It made me very uncomfortable.

I'm curious to know why kayla's bail was posted nearly a week late. i'm wondering if she had her first call for a drug test, went, and was so put off by it she said "shell out the cash." the level of embarrassment to have to wake up and find out that today you have to drink extra water because you have to go pee in a cup for a stranger is extreme.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is a summary of hour one of "destroying the narrative".

*snip*

Holy shit! How did you manage to listen to that without killing yourself? It's like all the Locals cope in one continuous hour of stupid.

Beanpole!

John Christopher

Nick was trying to escape to the White Mountain (Of Cocaine).

Annnnd, that's three. Good job! Proud of you three.

I was honestly worried it would be too boomer of a reference.

 

[R00T]

Wouldn't the dealer have a scale? I don't know shit about buying drugs, but I feel like bringing your own scale to the deal would look weird, and would possibly read as a diss or suspicious. If someone says "no no, use MY scale" my gut reaction would be to assume their scale is tampered with. Obviously you'd want to weigh such a large amount, since it's expensive, but you wouldn't bring a scale from home with you, would you?

Also, if Nick's going to his dealer's place to buy, and his scale is to check the weight of what he's buying, why would it be sitting out? If he's not using it at home, and only at the dealer's place, wouldn't it be stored away until he went to buy more?

i think the scales were to weigh the stuff at their houses so if they were taking the coke anywhere they could measure out a small bag's worth instead of walking around with a giant bag. would explain the smaller baggies the police found as well.

and if they were taking it to the dealer, you would probably have both parties weigh the product on their scales and see that they match. doubt this is how they were using it tho.

 

[zyclonPD]

Kayla was sleeping with the kids. Nick was sleeping on the couch. April was probably sleeping in the master bedroom. So it was all her coke.

That's an amazing level of cope especially after the comment nick made in Coomalots chat about "do you bath your 16 year old wierdo?" Kayla was sleeping with a 16 year old son? Is she a wierdo? Can he not puck himself up by the bootstraps and sleep by himself?

During a trial, Nick will be able to get April to admit that all the coke in the house is hers. Because Nick is a great attorney.

The same April that nick lied to the cops on behalf of to be captain save a hoe? That April? Yeah sure buddy.

Aaron has admitted that April is on coke. Therefore she is a coke addict.

So Aaron is believable on this point Alone but not on him taking Kayla to pound town, them sleeping 4 to a bed, Nick's coke use or nicks coke in Aarons house etc. just this one single point is when Aaron was 100% credible and no others. Miraculous how that works.

Kayla looks bad in the booking photos because she didn’t get her prescription medicine at the jail.

That's some miracle fucking medicine. It makes you miraculously look not on drugs if you take it and healthy. Is it water from the Holy Grail?

Nick’s arms have sores on them from his heat allergy

How has Nick not had those sores the past 6 years of streaming with the same heat allergy?

• Its reasonable to assume that April is cooperating with the police and will testify against him.
• Because April has been given immunity, nothing she says at trial can hurt her.

How was she granted immunity? When did that happen? How does he know that if it did happen? I would think even watching any lawtube content for a year you'd have a better understanding of the law than this. I don't think immunity works like that chief.

You can go down the list and tear this cope apart like tissue paper. These people are presumably allowed to vote despite this level of stupidity. God help us.

 

[SquirrelSquire]

But what if I want unassalted butter?

Stick your nuts in it!

 

[Vesperus]

No way, Nick has already shown a ton of resentment towards everyone involved in reporting the situation. He will only allow the family access to the balldowashing community -- "The true friends"

That's my biggest takeaway from this. Not that Nick's thin-skinned, not that he's a shit father, not that he a talentless grifter, not that he's a polyaddict, and not that he's a degenerate pervert.

My biggest takeaway is that a man whose only claim to fame is watching other people with legal problems, and claimed that all court should be televised, is a lying hypocrite. He dindu nuffin.

Ladies and gentlemen: Meet the the whitest nigger in Minnesota.

Annnnd, that's three. Good job! Proud of you three.

A trilogy, if you will. Or even, a tripod.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

*snip*

Holy shit! How did you manage to listen to that without killing yourself? It's like all the Locals cope in one continuous hour of stupid.




Annnnd, that's three. Good job! Proud of you three.

I was honestly worried it would be too boomer of a reference.

I'm not a boomer, just Gen X. I used to watch The Tripods avidly each week and was really pissed off that they didn't make the 3rd series. Why didn't they finish the damn story?! There was only 1 more book. (At the time.)

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Has this been the longest Nick has gone without streaming in years? he's such an insecure fag he knows his stream will get overrun by detractors the second he starts it up.

I think he might have had a longer period without a stream when he had too many Youtube strikes in like 2021/early 2022, but even then he posted a few short videos and kept active on social media. Right now he's almost totally silent except when he gaslights Coomalot (whom he had ghosted for months and months) about how he's a good person.

But if the cokestream was the series finale of Lawsplaining the Interwebs, then it was one hell of a finale and poetic in that we return to alcoholic lawyers and defamation suits. How can he possibly top that?

this was when i decided he could very easily be a lolcow. instead of telling these people "hey i'm sorry to hear that, but maybe take this money and do something *meaningful* in their name," or the freaks that were superchatting him to tell him they got their certification or whatever like their super chats were something he hangs on the fridge. It made me very uncomfortable.

I think those toast superchats helped bring about his decline by markedly increasing the amount of liquor he drank on stream.

 

[AltisticRight]

The quiet period before the bodycam footage finally drops is killing me

Quietness in the Sektur: Dead board with 3 posts a day and an irrelevant neutered hog. Major threads with combined 1000+ pages evicted.
Quietness in Balldoville: 50 pages a day instead of 500.

To defeat the Sektur, I will become the Sektur. TSD.

 

[symantec]

My biggest takeaway is that a man whose only claim to fame is watching other people with legal problems, and claimed that all court should be televised, is a lying hypocrite. He dindu nuffin.

You've hit the nail on the head. Nick couldn't make it as an a-typical lawyer, I never understood why more of his acolytes (Branca) wouldn't put him in his place. His legal takes, more often than not, were retarded af, pre and post drug induced schizophrenia.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When I went back to research the date for the missing tooth I got curious about the comments:
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Hey, government conspirators: Here’s Kayla Rekieta admitting she and Nicholas Rekieta left three very young children in the care of a 9-year-old while they spent hours driving around and “hiking.” Seems germane.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Aaron also claimed Kayla told him that she wanted the four of them to raise their children communally as a polycule. He was concerned that other people would find such an arrangement bizarre, not least his ex-wife.

He quotes Kayla as saying: "I want us to be a family and raise all of our children together."

If true, I want an apology from everyone who dumb rated me for saying they were a polycule. This is some genuine Final Fantasy House shit.

 

[macrodegenerate]

While I agree The reading of super chats "meta" in streaming may have been the most disgusting parasocial innovation possible, I hesitate because it's been like this since the dawn of celerity. Nick worshipping Dax is a prime example and Nick's acolytes even despite all this information have all circled wagons around him likely because he got them their start.

The problem here is that Lawyers have been reprogrammed to view everything through a relativistic, argumentative legal-eese lense and have lost their sense of basic moral decency. (of course they pretend to have it for the streams and views though). Combine that with loyalty and you get a complete fucking disaster that dwarfs the skeptophere collapse.

Shoutout to Dragon's Treasure Tea guy for holding steadfast to his morals. He has probably the best take on this among Nick's associates. Not sure if his video was posted because light speed 100 pages a day thread, but:

https://youtu.be/c6_q0biV8Bg

I have never heard such righteous conviction spouted from the tongue of a mush mouth.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I was revisiting random things on my server and well, an old Ralph project came up that was never completed came up and this was part of it:

I find it funny how he projected on both PPP and Ralph, only to eventually morph into the Balldo. Guess we'll never find it, until we did.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

If true, I want an apology from everyone who dumb rated me for saying they were a polycule. This is some genuine Final Fantasy House shit.

I must admit, I had never even heard of the word "polycule" until this case.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Slight PL, Taekwondo is the biggest load of shit martial art you'll ever learn. You'll get shoved to the ground in the middle of a fancy kick and you'll get your ass beaten. The only way Taekwondo works is if you spend literally thousands of hours working out your legs to a degree where you can make these moves work. But even then, pivoting on one foot is extremely dangerous. On top of that, most of these schools don't teach their students how to strengthen themselves. So all of these moves and forms are completely useless. Rackets surely has not done any of this. He would do his kick, get knocked to the ground and get another black eye to even out the other one. A street thug could easily win, even against a black belt in Taekwondo.

What's your hot take on the Aikido question? I hear it's good for avoiding fall damage.

 

[Fapcop]

Crosspost from Aaron Imholte thread:

On his show today, Aaron claimed that Nick and Kayla wanted the Imholtes in to their old adjacent home which the Rekietas made vacant by forcing the family friends who were living there to leave.

Aaron also claimed Kayla told him that she wanted the four of them to raise their children communally as a polycule. He was concerned that other people would find such an arrangement bizarre, not least his ex-wife.

He quotes Kayla as saying: "I want us to be a family and raise all of our children together."

This actually has the ring of truth to it, given what we know about Kayla’s (learned?) helplessness when it comes to kids and raising them. Why not offload some of the work to April and Aaron?