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The only summer looks that Tess will be rocking is the Swamp Ass Summer look.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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The only summer looks that Tess will be rocking is the Swamp Ass Summer look.
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Yep. Gonna guess her fat ass put it on the lowest setting so she can scroll through her social media feed. I saw this all the time at past gyms I went to.
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Whoever edited the sound on that deserves a medal. The gasping for air after walking 20 seconds is real.
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Is she still living in Palm Springs or is she living fulltime in the south again?
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Huh?
She's never lived in Palm Springs; she's only gone there on off-season weekend getaways. She's lived in Long Beach for almost a decade, now (with a brief interval of camping on her former bestie's/nanny's couch after she and Nick broke up).
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LONG BEACH. I had them confused.
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She also lived for a few weeks in an AirBnB in North or West Hollywood. This is after we started seeing her take photos in random hotels in the Los Angeles metropolitan area.
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Ok?
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It’s shocking that the only paid work Tess can get now is farting on cakes.
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Is she just ignoring her spider mascara as makeup?
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Uh, apparently eye makeup is not makeup to her. Only face makeup is makeup.
Also, her skin is horrific for her age, it's clear she avoided sunscreen until her 30s.
Finally, lol fat.
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How the fuck does this greasy whale pay her bills? Her last modeling job was years ago, she gets maybe one gig every six months, if that. It boggles the mind.
Autistic Asparagus
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Probably getting some spousal support. And maybe from social media?
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Her ex husband is a useless genderspecial who works at a grocery store back in Australia, he isn't sending much of anything, if at all.
Tess has been surviving solely off of feeder content and sex work for at least two years. Her last legit income came from a monthly sponsorship with Fabletics, but that paid so little that Tess was crashing with her former assistant for an entire year. She only got her own apartment - same one she currently lives in - when she secured a cake john / sugar daddy.
It's obvious she doesn't have a high roller "sponsor" these days, since she no longer shows off a constant stream of weekend getaways and her beloved cakes from The Madonna Inn. But hoeing is her source of income.
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There are A LOT of people who view credit/loans/taxes as things you don't have to pay, since you're not required to pay them immediately. I'm not sure what happens to all the debt when they die, though. I've always just...paid my taxes and such.
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Doesn't Tess owe thousands of dollars in back taxes?
That fact would keep me up at night.
That fact would keep me up at night.
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Here's what happens:
- When Tess dies, if she has a trust (unlikely) then Rylee is likely to be the executor, so this will fall on him. If no trust exists, he would still be the executor of her estate unless he just wants nothing to do with it, in which case it will be Bowie's problem, if neither of them want anything to do with it, that's fine too. Legally they can just walk away unless there's something of hers they actually want.
- To find out if Tess has any outstanding debts, the executor of the estate will need to take out an ad in the newspaper (not kidding, it's called a "Notice to Creditors") calling for anyone who might have a claim against the estate to report it within 30 days. If no one reports a debt, the estate gets to keep whatever is in her bank account. If a creditor does come calling, then the estate has to empty the bank account and selling belongings until all the debt is paid.
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We haven't seen any little trips or Disney time in quite awhile. Nights out etc. Her money has to be drying up.
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Last year, she didn't do anything noteworthy for her own birthday, not even an off-season weekend in Palm Springs with a bunch of "besties" we'd never seen before, and haven't seen since.
Given that Tess is one of those obnoxious "birthday month" kinds of people, this is a significant development. It'll be interesting to see what she does or doesn't do in July, when she turns 39.