Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Drama Trauma]

I believe Boogie will be the first person that even the Ozempic won't help him lose weight.

 

[deadniggerstorage]

Oh God, I hate it when he does this. After his surgery he would sometimes post shit like "just had my first diet dew after surgery and it made me sick, I don't even crave it anymore, only water for me!" for asspats. Instant gratification is all this guy knows. He would make performative videos of him wasting food, like record himself taking a bite of pizza and then triumphantly throwing it away after declaring it doesn't taste good. One time he even dumped an entire fucking Mountain Dew in the trash, after recording himself ordering as "Francis" and taking a selfie video being loud as fuck. He seriously lives in his own fat world and there only.

He also does this with "exercise". I remember during the pool saga he would say shit like oh I feel so much better, I'm sleeping well now! I remember distinctly him saying he exercised and then saying a week or so later after only like a few "workouts" that he went on some ten hour drive and felt better and couldn't have done it before (???). It's so god damn annoying, like one time he posted this TikTok of him walking on the treadmill with these motivational captions like "I started working again", and his pity me "workout for a disabled 47 year old obese man." It is shit teenage girls do, maybe the reason he's so into them is because he behaves like one.

One of the funnier things he says when trying to make himself look like a poor old man and victim is when he says he eats like he does because he hates himself and is self-harming and killing himself chronically instead of acutely. LOL. First of all, Boogie has said multiple times he hates himself and therefore can't be a narcissist - I have never seen such a piece of shit admire themselves quite like this guy. he bragged to his mom's grave about how he "saved lives". He loves himself more than anyone I've ever seen on this site and I'm serious. If he wanted to kill himself he'd do it, he's been threatening suicide for at least 2 decades at this point and has never once even been to the fucking mental hospital and, outside of a court mandated anger management counselor, probably hasn't seen a therapist in years.

Boogie, you are not doing this because you "hate yourself" or are "punishing yourself" or want to die. You are doing this because you are a fat fucking spoiled bitch who begs for money for video games, toys and vacations at 50 years old. You bragged about spending $100k on hookers and $700 on a magic deck right before you begged your fans for their literal last dollar. To you, your addiction to prostitutes, plastic bullshit and video games and food is more important than the financial security of your fans who, by the way, you've told multiple times will be the reason you kill yourself if they stop watching.

You like eating. That's all there is to it. There is no noble or morose meaning behind it. You are a fat piece of shit that wants everything all of the time and you can't control yourself like a normal person. You shot a fucking gun at a guy for trolling you online. You have absolutely zero self control and behave like a toddler destroying a chocolate cake.

And for fuck's sake, him *still* trying to pretend he gives a fuck about losing weight at all?? It was 5 years ago that you, after crowdfunding a surgery from said Stockholm'd fans, told them when they asked about your weight to go fuck themselves (your words), to eat shit and that you are going to eat whatever you want and "stay 350 pounds" (lol) because it makes you happy. He does not want to lose weight and has never in his life wanted to lose weight. For him to constantly be talking about his "weight loss journey" at this point is hysterical. Who do you think you're fooling, dude? You said yourself you enjoy being a fat fuck and eating whatever, why are you still lying after everything?

He probably really does think he's going to be able to just cheat himself down to 350 again so he can eat whatever and die a year or two later than he would have. This guy has somehow put back on all the weight after a fucking bypass, he clearly does not care and will not change the way he eats and it is not the miracle drug he thinks it is, if he somehow couldn't lose weight from surgery, this won't do shit. Imagine being Dez and being excited for Boogie after his surgery, and then you see him guzzling fucking Mountain Dew and eating McDonald's. And then he screams at you. And then cries because he didn't mean to scream at you he is just so broken and this is so hard but he loves you. Ugh, fuck this guy.

tl;Dr: Boogie is a fat retard with a strange obsession with girls that are mentally and physically underdeveloped.

 

[Kureljaca]

I dont understand why people keep misreading him. He’s clearly a fat enabled bastard who was coddled by his mom and dad due to being a sick kid of the family. He then used his parents as props to gain pitty accusing them of abuse he stole ideas of from books and other bs so he can get more pitty. His dad went from 30 beer a night alcoholic to physical abuse to full on rapist. Someone should fucking reach out to this POS’ brother and sister and see if they’d be willing to talk and spill the beans for the first time. He refuses help or change because he knows he doesn’t have to. He can always manipulate and guilt trip people into giving him money so he doesn’t have to work for it. He’s never actually been hit by consequences of his decisions and life in his entire life. He was never poor or homeless. He never starved. And you can see that in how spoiled he is. Boogie is Slanesh incarnate, a larva of hedonism that just craves to be fed.

 

[bravosouth]

He’s clearly a fat enabled bastard who was coddled by his mom and dad due to being a sick kid of the family.

I agree with most of your post except this last bit, being fat isn't nearly the same thing as being a chronically ill child. Also I can pretty easily imagine his coal miner dad being somewhat absent for the third child too, but he was definitely a spoiled momma's boy with all the most recent video games/etc.. All the rest you nailed though, he really doesn't have even the remotest clue what it's like to really struggle.

 

[Professor_Mongoose]

he really doesn't have even the remotest clue what it's like to really struggle.

True, unless you count struggling to fit through any doorframe that hasn’t been sufficiently greased.

He is fat.

 

[Kureljaca]

I agree with most of your post except this last bit, being fat isn't nearly the same thing as being a chronically ill child. Also I can pretty easily imagine his coal miner dad being somewhat absent for the third child too, but he was definitely a spoiled momma's boy with all the most recent video games/etc.. All the rest you nailed though, he really doesn't have even the remotest clue what it's like to really struggle.

He was sick before being fat. It’s probably the cause of coddling and fatness. I don’t see a coal miner father allowing a NEET son otherwise

 

[Apples2Orenges]

Attempt 9,573

Boogie has now stated he is taking a new medication that is making him not be able to eat food... IE Weight loss..

I give this what a week ? two weeks tops till his videos start showing mcdonalds an shit.

 

[Particle Bored]

Someone should fucking reach out to this POS’ brother and sister and see if they’d be willing to talk and spill the beans for the first time.

People have. They won't. No one from the Farms should do this.

(Now if Keem wants to do this, and maybe sweeten the pot with $5k or something, he should try the sister, as it seems the brother would rather enable or turn a blind eye, and if he's a doctor a Keem bribe probably wouldn't mean as much)

 

[Professor_Mongoose]

He was sick before being fat. It’s probably the cause of coddling and fatness. I don’t see a coal miner father allowing a NEET son otherwise

There was a time where boogie wasn’t fat?

 

[fenny]

Boogie doesn't deserve to lose weight, or live.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

There was a time where boogie wasn’t fat?

Nope. He's always been a fat piece of shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The good news is that Ozempic makes many users suicidal.

A diabetic relative of mine (much smaller than Boogie) is on it and it has helped him to eat less and improve his A1C. But he still enjoys eating junk and will even drive to distant cities to have a specific piece of pie he’s been craving from a specific restaurant.

 

[bravosouth]

He was sick before being fat. It’s probably the cause of coddling and fatness. I don’t see a coal miner father allowing a NEET son otherwise

The only place this 'sick childhood' story would have come from is Boogie's own mouth, so we can pretty safely disregard it completely along with his other endless tall tales. Even Boogie himself aknowledges it's all the fucking food that made him fat, not some rumored childhood illness. Sure he's railed on about all the supposed abuse he endured from everyone and their mother, but I don't specifically remember any claim that he was ill. Can you back this up with any kind of source? Even if he had made the claim at some point, I don't know why you would just trust it coming from a raging pathological liar/narcissist.

His dad wasn't 'allowing a NEET son' anyways, he not only graduated but briefly literally went to college (althought didn't complete it). Besides that, isn't NEET generally reserved for adults and not kids...?

 

[sure]

he couldn't even make it a full 24 hours before running to twitter to celebrate the microscopic success of putting his fork down after likely devouring majority of the meal anyway. congratulations, boogie, your 1500 calorie breakfast probably turned into 1250 calories. I'm sure you'll be at mcdonald's later today.

it's not like we haven't seen him do this before. "I had fried fish for dinner and it made me violently ill!", "I drank a mountain dew and it made me light headed!" he always tries to convince everyone he has some miraculous aversion to unhealthy food and soda yet he's still a fat fuck who continues to stuff his fat worthless face with enough food every day to gain weight over 400 lbs.

 

[Kureljaca]

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The only place this 'sick childhood' story would have come from is Boogie's own mouth, so we can pretty safely disregard it completely along with his other endless tall tales. Even Boogie himself aknowledges it's all the fucking food that made him fat, not some rumored childhood illness. Sure he's railed on about all the supposed abuse he endured from everyone and their mother, but I don't specifically remember any claim that he was ill. Can you back this up with any kind of source? Even if he had made the claim at some point, I don't know why you would just trust it coming from a raging pathological liar/narcissist.

His dad wasn't 'allowing a NEET son' anyways, he not only graduated but briefly literally went to college (althought didn't complete it). Besides that, isn't NEET generally reserved for adults and not kids...?

Im not saying sickness made him fat, just that he was a sickly child that his mother probably coddled and enabled. You don’t just randomly become a useless sack of lard that finds a trillion excuses on why they should do nothing and change nothing

 

[bravosouth]

Im not saying sickness made him fat, just that he was a sickly child that his mother probably coddled and enabled.

He was sick before being fat. It’s probably the cause of coddling and fatness.

Except you literally just did...? Come on now, what are we even doing here dude? Again, source for the sickly child claim please.

You don’t just randomly become a useless sack of lard that finds a trillion excuses on why they should do nothing and change nothing

These kind of people exist all over the fucking planet my guy.

 

[YaBoi]

Spoiler: His embarrassing panel showing

15:00 - Talking about being popular in high school 8BE brings up Chris-chan, amazing. They start by bringing up the Nick Rekieta which involves arrests, drugs, and a hot-wife; AKA perfect topics for a con panel with literal children in attendance. What the fuck are these idiots doing? Boogie re-hashes the whole stolen Chris-chan's cursed medallion bit, mentions Rekieta/Idubbz before launching into a Francis toned screaming bit about how he's 'searching my house when I get home! I might have one! That explains it all, there's one in my home!', complete with banging his hand on the table repeatedly. LOL loud is so funny guys!!!

I like how he talks about niche subjects such as Rekeita and Chris Chan as if anyone in the audience would have a fucking clue what he's on about. He vastly overrates the "popularity" of the lolcow community. Another insight into how often Boogie visits Kiwifarms.

Keem apologizes for not being there but then says it's all Boogie's fault. The guy turns around and goes and sits back down while Boogie shifts into Francis and starts screaming 'HOW IS IT MY FAULT YOU PIECE OF SH-!?' and then either him or Keem immediately hangs up

This is painfully unfunny. What sort of a punchline was that? Boogie unironically considers himself a comedian in case you forgot:

'In 2016 people learned you could make a helluva lot more money by hating things, which is what my Francis character was about right? You know there's people back then that made like angry videos, but we were kinda making fun of them right?... But when you mean it, when you absolutely hate the thing, when you genuinely hate Marvel films you'll make a fortune. And that's how we've raised an entire culture on hate, an entire generation, 8 10 years of just the algorithm pushing hatred. And I used to hate that, I used to hate being hated, I used to hate other people hating the things I love. And now I get paid to do it, I get paid to be hated and it's so much more fun. So I think hating something is a form of loving it, does that make any sense? You love to hate it.'

The second half of this quote is a massive, massive cope. He hates that people hate watch him. He longs for the Mr.Rogers mass dickriding days.

56:42 - Boogie asks 8BE what it's been like beefing with the chief and editor of Kotaku, this should be riveting. Boogie steretypes this person as a 'woman in San Francisco that like goes and gets her like chai latte and then sits down at her like overpriced desk' and then uploads hate against 8BE. More boring talk until Boogie says 'I never even got on her radar, she just blocked me one day'. Sure sounds like you made her radar, idiot.

Amazing that it took them until the last 4 minutes of the panel to talk about anything game related. And of course it has to do with hate/haters.

At this point 8BE actually answers a phone call

Ffs. This is so much worse than I thought. Just try and be professional for 60 minutes, is it really that hard? Why is Eric even doing a panel with Boogie? Boogie is meant to be the "big" drawcard. This panel is some of the most embarrassing stuff I've ever seen from Boogie. He is so consumed by narcissism that he fails to not talk about his past controversies en masse and doesn't even try to hide his sexually deviant side anymore. Who honestly enjoys listening to Boogie make sexually charged jokes and weird passes at women? Isn't he meant to be madly in love with Dezi + planning to propose to her? Didn't he claim that her parents watch his stuff?

He looks like utter shit btw. He sounds so out of breath when he first sits down. He was late to the panel too hahaha, far out. How are you late to a panel!?! Despite all of this, Boogie will probably still be invited by his dickrider friend to future Retropaloozas. I don't know why he gets invited to a retro gaming convention. He wears Pacman shirts and this one time Keemstar and him went to an arcade. That's the most retro gaming I've ever seen him do.

Boogie claiming he started on Ozempic last night:
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I know Boogie is an idiot, but how the fuck didn’t the fact that he managed to undo his gastric bypass surgery clue him in that unless he makes serious lifestyle changes, and starts dealing with the obvious psychological issues that compel him to hork down an industrial drum of gravy every night before bed, he’s not going to make any progress? Nothing short of sewing his mouth shut, sawing off his hands, and giving him his nutrients intravenously is going to work, and even then he’d probably have his child bride fill his IV bag with ranch dressing. If he has ANY autonomy, he’s going to default to fat fuck behavior.

Oh boy, we're getting another insufferable weight loss arc. Can't wait to hear about how he no longer craves food (can tick that one off already), how X makes him sick, before and after photos (if he loses anything) etc. I struggle to think of anyone lazier than this slob. Just continues to throw money at silver bullet solutions to his weight instead of putting in any actual effort. This will all be for nothing in the end. Funny how he can afford it.

Yep, here we go again:



People offering advice / recommending exercise / Boogie claiming to being active. As I mentioned earlier in the post, he was out of breath just sitting down at the panel.

Boogie says that he totally got his Ozempic for half price. And sweets? He doesn't even think about them anymore LOL. This fucken guy I swear:

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They spoke about Anisa on the latest LCL and now Boogie is trying to fight with her on Twitter:




Boogie has this unique ability to make me want to side with other awful people over him.

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Boogie considers him buying Dezi McDonalds some kind of gentlemanly generational thing:



People who say this kinda stuff are insanely retarded. "Red heads are fiery", "Latinas are spicy", "I'm Italian so I'm always horny".

"Weird" (See: "Wild" and/or "Strange"):



Idk if you've heard about this one yet, but Boogie has called Dezi a bitch in a couple of vlogs now. He's done it 3 times to my knowledge. Apparently it's a joke tho, which makes it okay. Weird, because Frank Hassle called Boogie a "nigger" but he whines about it like Frank was being serious.

@bravosouth - Boogie alleges that he spent the first 3-4 years of his life in an oxygen tent. He said this in his 600 Pounder Blog.

This post is long enough as it is, but I read someone said that Boogie's siblings should be contacted to verify his claims. I wouldn't trust his brother. Boogie's brother seems like one of his original enablers and dickriders. Plus Boogie claimed in the same blog post above that his abuse didn't start until the age of 11. Both siblings moved out really young, so neither has actual proof that he was abused apart from Boogie's stories. It's a growing theory that his siblings were abused and Boogie stole their stories.

 

[Professor_Mongoose]

he couldn't even make it a full 24 hours before running to twitter to celebrate the microscopic success of putting his fork down after likely devouring majority of the meal anyway. congratulations, boogie, your 1500 calorie breakfast probably turned into 1250 calories. I'm sure you'll be at mcdonald's later today.

it's not like we haven't seen him do this before. "I had fried fish for dinner and it made me violently ill!", "I drank a mountain dew and it made me light headed!" he always tries to convince everyone he has some miraculous aversion to unhealthy food and soda yet he's still a fat fuck who continues to stuff his fat worthless face with enough food every day to gain weight over 400 lbs.

It’s fascinating how boogie seems to genuinely not be able to conceive of just not being hungry. He always has to frame it as though he’s now horrified or physically repulsed by food. I’ve been on medication that has suppressed my appetite as a side effect, and it doesn’t make food seem disgusting, you just genuinely don’t even think of it.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I figured out who his child bride reminds me of: Tiffany from The Righteous Gemstones, who weirdly enough is the kind of dumb child bride of a much older man.

Spoiler: Tiff

But Tiffany is nice and her husband actually likes her.

 

[Pill Cosby]

But Tiffany is nice and her husband actually likes her.

Boogie likes his child bride, it would cost him real money if he was to hire a carer to wipe his ass and clean the dog shit up around the home.