Finally got around to watching her latest vlog. I did so via I’m just reacting. WTH is wrong with the Alex reactors? This one was a screeching banshee…never again.
I’m glad Alex is at least shopping maternity now, but she’s still shopping two sizes too small. The only reason we didn’t see her try on the “baby shower dress” was because she tried that on first and it didn’t come close to fitting. The dress she wore for date night “Dunch” was ugly AF with the two sets of ties (she only did one up because Yar is a tits guy) but I did like that colour on her. She clearly still hasn’t realised she’s not going to want to wear rompers or jumpsuits once her bladder really is put under pressure. I felt so much cringe when Alex talked about her maternity underwear in the car with Yar driving, let alone that she thinks men would appreciate wearing them (as well as leggings) if they could. Interesting that she described Yar as a bit tipsy while in the restaurant, but didn’t show who drove the precious Tesla home.
The utterly performative getting upset about having to leave Bruno with the groomer was laughable. She must have forgotten that she vlogged dumping him off at doggy camp while they went on holidays to a place that actually allowed dogs. I also found myself wondering if cosmetology school teaches students to apply their makeup like she does. This vlog I think was the worst I’ve seen for just how thick and unnatural her initial layers of pancake are. Surely that’s not necessary, nor could it be good for her already unhealthy skin. I also question why she uses dry shampoo. I realise other deathfats do as well, but Alex has showers in her home she is quite capable of using and actually washing her hair with shampoo and water. Dry shampoo is crap. It’s not much better than spreading talcum powder in your hair and trying to brush it out with the hair oils that have soaked into the talc. In fact I believe that is actually the process dry shampoos use. The only times it should ever be used is if camping somewhere where there are no showers, or incapacitated in hospital. I would never consider using the stuff at home.
As for Nancy’s cameo reappearance, it doesn’t appear she had any facial lift surgery or fillers in her long absence. Her eye bags looked just as bad as before from what I could see behind her glasses. I’ve decided to join the camp that thinks Nancy had some kind of weightloss surgery in the past. Just in the few weeks she’s been off screen, she’s clearly lost even more weight. It just seems too much to lose over an extended period of time and is still pretty consistently losing. I’m not judging her for it, she’s looking really healthy. I’m just speculating that it’s happened. Of course it could just be that Alex had her thinning filters on maximum effect and forgot to turn them down when she met her mother.
I can’t get over how many times this woman drives to the shop (I’m not including her almost daily Amazon shopping). I’ve never seen anything like it.
I’m so close to my local mall it’s quicker for me to walk there than to drive, and even I don’t go as often as her. Then we had Yar thinking maybe Alex could travel to the US Open when she’ll be around 3 weeks from due date. Plus I’m reminded of her comment when she was “nesting” cleaning, that she’s doing it all now so that when baby arrives she can just “chill and relax”. This pair have no clue what’s about to hit them when Baby Fearless is cut out of the hulk’s uterus.
I'm going to go with severe fracture = end of toe.
When she was modelling the jumpsuit, both feet and ankles up into the calf looked to be purple. Definitely didn’t look like just a toe fracture, but it may have just been a trick of the light.
