Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[I am Jack's dead arm]

What the fuck is he mad about? People tagged him on something?

Yeah, he's whined about it before.

 

[Super Hans v2]

What the fuck is he mad about? People tagged him on something?

Wasn't it just yesterday he was bitching about his tweets having no visibility? Somebody does something to fix that and he still bitches. What exactly does Jack want?

 

[crinklefry]

https://youtu.be/dqa3e3GyI30?si=8BUw7f28iFKkyz6c
Brand new video where fatty shovels steag and buttuh into his gullet, but this time he's joined with some familiar faces!

Excellent stroke faces as usual

 

[lindsayfan]

looks like jack has a new shit shop

https://jakatak-shop.fourthwall.com/

mostly jesus junk and his logos/bitmojis, but there are a couple AI-artwork items in there for old time's sake

Rest in Power, Dilly Dolphin. We Will Never Forgor

 

[GenociderSyo]

These should not make me laugh at much as they do.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

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These should not make me laugh at much as they do.
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Low effort as an art form. Amazing stuff by Jack. I’d almost buy something if he didn’t get the money.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Nothing like Jack's wide-eyed emojis staring at your dick when you take a piss.

 

[densedance]

Haha I love how borderline passive agressive Tammy was troughout the video.
But hey, what do you expect from a fat retard that literally says "Have fun at the toilet tonight" at her surrounded by guests.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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These should not make me laugh at much as they do.
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Since Jack can't be fucked to make new product, I can't be to make a new joke - He should have made the shoes yellow, because I couldn't resist the urge to piss on his face.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

No, they aren’t Jack. No, they aren’t.

 

[p1138]

https://youtu.be/dqa3e3GyI30?si=8BUw7f28iFKkyz6c
Brand new video where fatty shovels steag and buttuh into his gullet, but this time he's joined with some familiar faces!
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"you can order whatever you want, but if you don't order steak I'll give you some of my steak to review" almost comes off like a threat. And no, I doubt Rob wants any of Fatty's raw, cold, BUDDUR covered meat cut up by Tammy.

"when you come back can you also bring a couple things of butter?" because I guess he asked Tammy to order BUDDUR for him, to help lubricate the steak as he inhales it. And then Rob being made to eat that shit.. ugh... patience of a saint, stomach made of iron.

 

[Tiresome]

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These should not make me laugh at much as they do.
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If Jack wears these shoes, I guarantee you due to his weight his effective penile prominence is likely minimal if not totally subsumed with fat, coupled with the inability of his own right arm to grasp anything and the size of his gut, it's an absolute given Jack's piss would end up all over his own face.

 

[densedance]

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Yeah yeah Jack ... That's why you don't continue your Youtube Channel on that other platform. And you know why? Because your narcissistic ass wouldn't allow to have only 100 followers/subscribers. I mean there is a big difference between having 500k and only 500.

 

[Tiresome]

Honestly Patti is such a trouper. Rob somehow convinced her to come have dinner with his fat, crippled, retarded, crude, moronic and vicious trolling target ON CAMERA and she actually agreed. Everyone needs a Patti.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What the fuck? Liver is supposed to be dark red, that looks anemic!

Looks like it might be calf liver. Those tend to be lighter in color especially if they were used to make veal.

But for all we know the color balance is off.

Haha I love how borderline passive agressive Tammy was troughout the video.
But hey, what do you expect from a fat retard that literally says "Have fun at the toilet tonight" at her surrounded by guests.



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The cold blobs of butter on the steak again. If there's anything out there that shows Fatty has no taste buds left it's that.

 

[Enig]

If Jack wears these shoes, I guarantee you due to his weight his effective penile prominence is likely minimal if not totally subsumed with fat, coupled with the inability of his own right arm to grasp anything and the size of his gut, it's an absolute given Jack's piss would end up all over his own face.

So what you're telling me is that if Jack has to get a used car this weekend he will never pass the CHALLENGE PISSING portion and then will wind up with his nuts getting ripped off after trying to write it off as a youtube expense?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Looks like it might be calf liver. Those tend to be lighter in color especially if they were used to make veal.

It's probably chicken liver. You can tell that they're whole lobes, so it has to be a small animal. I guess it could be pork liver. Calf liver generally comes in slices like this:

 

[Tiresome]

*Rob eats the fried pickles*
Jack, gurgling: How are the pickles?
Rob: Nicely breaded.
*IMMEDIATE JUMP CUT*

 

[a terminal posture]

*Rob eats the fried pickles*
Jack, gurgling: How are the pickles?
Rob: Nicely breaded.
*IMMEDIATE JUMP CUT*

Also there is nothing 'southern' about fried pickles, at least for the last 30 year. I've literally ordered some in Wisconsin.

 

[Tiresome]

Also there is nothing 'southern' about fried pickles, at least for the last 30 year. I've literally ordered some in Wisconsin.

Jack is a fucking retard about regional cuisine, film at 11.