As I explained to you on your post on my page, I think both candidates, in fact, all candidates are retarded. It's not really a choice at all, just what flavor of demented old fuck you want. But you REALLY love one specific old fuck enough to trot out "libtard" and "tds", meaning you REALLY actually believe his spray on tan bullshit even after being lied to THIS hard. How's the wall doin? Surely if you vote a little harder this time, he'll drain the swamp and pardon all those people he forgot to pardon the last time. Why, it's not like nearly every person he worked with hasn't called his a complete fucking idiot. Nah, he's so smart, he's won a grand total of *checks notes* NONE of his election court cases. But you just gotta believe. After all, he likes Ron and Vivik and all these other stooges seconds after saying they're the worst people in the world. And he'll totally lock her up this next time!
My long winded point is you fell for the EXACT same con. You fell for it because he was juuust a bit kookier than the other liars, yet he lied to you none the less. But gosh darn it, you fell for the lie so hard you based your entire personality around it, and admitting he's just as retarded as the rest would mean YOU got tricked by a retard, and we can't have that.
You fell for a lolcow, and in the process, became part of his retarded flock. I laugh at you like I laugh at someone who REALLY loves Chrischan, or Clawshrimpy. And just like them, you lack the self awareness to realize. But that's okay. If you didn't exist, I'd have no entertainment. Dance for me monkey. Dance because he told you to.