Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cad an Hell]

Is that, this?

He used to wear them when streaming about Russel Greer

 

[Fapcop]

Isn't she married to a 70 year old man?

And does this mean we will finally see her do a cosplay of a hot naked chick with big preggo titties?

 

[Farmer Y]

So the guy who can't even feed his kids is out there giving his whiskey collection away like a drunk santa?

Nick is a terrible liar
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After seeing his studio floor picture, I had the horrible realization that he has licked all of these bottles.

 

[TurdThrower]

Yikes, TSWG is pregnant

She should name it Aaron if it a boy.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

In Autocorrectus Veritas...? Yeah, it should have been 'driving'.

Nick has been proven to be an unreliable narrator, but even taking much of what he has said at face value, he has self-reported his own hypocrisy. THAT is what makes him a cow.

Usually my corrupted messages are more like Biden in their coherence. This was a pleasant r surprise.



Aaron (as many other have said) has been online for a DECADE and has barely broken 12k subscribers. He is trying to make hay out of this, but is too dumb to realise it is a nuclear fireball (not the Sun) that is shining...

Aaron is basically pulling a Lous Slottin and prying at a demon core(plutonium sphere) with a screwdriver.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick's decision to go live and refuse to discuss the criminal charges poses a problem because all of his behavior will be scrutinized in family court. The criteria for keeping children away from their parents are much lower and more subjective than those for criminal charges.

For instance, in a stream this thread is clamoring for Nick to do, Nick might resort to attacking Aaron’s character, downplaying the issue as a one-time event that resulted in arrests after one singular night of partying.

Meanwhile, all five children will likely have been interviewed, possibly independently. Anything Nick says will be compared to their statements. Although I’m unsure of the standards in Minnesota for examining children’s devices, this could be considered. The 16-year-old has likely texted with friends about the situation.

In most states, these interviews are conducted carefully, with the children represented by their own court-appointed lawyer and a guardian ad litem present. Questions might include, "What did you typically eat at home?" or "Who made the food?" For the older kids, questions about Nick's black eye and family violence might arise, or "How did your dad act when driving you around?"

In summary, the guardian ad litem will review Nick's stream (any of them - if they do their diligence they will investigate whether the kids were home for the hot tub stream, for example), compare it to the statements provided by the pastor in the warrant, and consider the information gathered from the children. They will then write a recommendation for the family court.

This is from the MN Guardian Ad Litem Board.

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As others have said, Nick is FUCKED. I would be surprised if those kids are returned anytime soon.

He's so fucking stupid. Theres nothing wrong with having a drink when you have kids but they shouldn't really see you drunk and certainly not wasted, especially not young kids.

Spoiler: Drinking around kids

Teenagers it doesn't matter so much if you get a bit of a buzz on on special occasions, but you can't make it a regular thing, and young kids especially need to know their parents are solid and dependable and not unpredictable drunks, that sort of shit can cause deep seated anxiety issues and its just not good for the kids well being.

Nick was regularly getting in the sort of states a responsible parent doesn't get in when their kids are in the house, not even on Thanksgiving or Christmas or something. If you want to get fucked up make sure you or they are out of the house ffs.

Imagine that 6 year old coming in and seeing Nick absolutely fucking hammered and giving the kid that bleary eyed look of disgust and annoyance at being disturbed. That sort of shit sticks with kids.
No wonder the 7 year old is violent.

Plus he would stay up till 5am streaming getting in such a fucking mess he couldn't speak properly, his mind got stuck in Groundhog Day loops, and he had to close one eye to even read his screen.
Then by his own admission he'd be fucking driving his kids around at 7.30.
I'm amazed he never killed anyone.

Its such a waste. Its sad to see. I genuinely used to like his shows, he was funny, quick on his feet and a good host. He could keep the guests on track and knew what the layman and viewer would need explaining.
Then he started to decay, he sunk deeper into being a disgusting porn brained mess, and he couldn't keep what was obviously always private Nick seperate from screen Nick.

I think thats why he used to complain saying "I haven't changed" he was clearly always like that, but he used to be careful to not let that affect his onscreen personality. So yeah dipshit, you were always the same, but before the booze melted your brain you used to be able to keep it from affecting your show.

Spoiler: Pull Up Nick

Seeing people tell him to pull up for months and him not do it was frustrating, then at some point it became obvious the more people tried to help him the worse he acted until it almost looked like it was out of spite, so when you washed your hands of him it became funny because he was obviously determined to burn his own life down to spite people giving him good advice, because of his petulant fucking self diagnosed Oppositional Defiant shit.

He was clearly never who he presented himself as online but before the drinking caught hold he could at least keep IRL faggot Nick seperate from fake Conservative Family Man Nick.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

When I was at school girls were babysitting (as in getting paid for it, not just babysitting their siblings) at around 11 or 12. I don't know if that's still allowed, especially the paying part, due to all the ridiculous new laws and stuff since then. (Not defending Nick, obviously he fucked up his duty as a parent and none of the responsibility should be on his children.)

It's allowed. And it's a big business for preteen/teen girls (and a few boys) where I raised my kids.

At 11ish they're only doing an hour or two, or are entertaining kids while a parent is home or busy. By late high school they're doing long stretches/nights with up to several kids and/or babies.

Additional relevant info: in my community teen sitters are mostly within a very short distance of their parents' house, and most of us parents consider ourselves on call just in case, especially if our kids who were sitting were on the young end. That's part of the deal.

Neither the nigger nor the white woman appear to have any pants on?

Woman?

Kayla already publicly admitted they left a nine-year-old in charge of three very young children for several hours while she and Nick (supposedly) drove around and went hiking.

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Whatever the CPS guidelines say about 11-year-olds being considered capable of looking after another child, I didn’t see any reference to them being entrusted with the safety of multiple children. And again, the oldest was only nine when he was expected to be responsible for three siblings who were very young.

Credit for image to records custodian @anionfarflung, whose research archives are rather impressive. Wouldn’t be mad if they were accessible in a folder so collective forum autism could be deployed on them.

MN does not have hardline state prohobitions/requirements on ages children can be left alone, or for babysitting responsibilities. Specific guidelines are typically county-based.

I didn't immediately find one for Kandiyohi, but here's one MN county's guidance on children babysitting/being left alone, etc:

Key points:

Supervision Guidelines​

• Take the child's physical and mental health into account.
• Children 7 and under may not be left alone for any period of time.
• Children 8 - 10 may not be left alone for more than three hours.
• Children 11 - 13 may not be left alone for more than 12 hours.
• Children 14 - 15 may not be left alone for more than 24 hours.
• Children 16 - 17 may be left alone for more than 24 hours with a plan in place concerning how to respond to an emergency.

Reports alleging inadequate child care arrangements may be screened in for a child protection response according to the following guidelines:​

• Children under age 11 should not provide child care.
• Children 11 - 15 who are placed in a child care role are subject to the same time restrictions of being left alone listed above.
• Children 16 - 17 may be left alone for more than 24 hours with adequate adult back-up supervision.

Babysitting Age Guidelines​

• Children may not baby sit younger children until age 11 or older and the caretaker must return later that same day.
• Children may not baby sit younger children for more than 24 hours, unless they are over age 15.

Another:

Minnesota law does not provide a specific age a child must be before they may be left home alone or left under the care of another child. There are general laws, however, that require adequate and appropriate supervision
of children.
Clay County Social Services reviews concerns about child supervision and uses MN Child MaltreatmentvScreening Guidelines based on MN Statute 626.556, to determine what is unsafe supervision.
One of the most important ways to keep children safe is for children to be supervised by an adult or other responsible caregiver. Child Protection may become involved with a family if the rules below are not followed:
Children:
• Under the age of 8 are never left alone for any period of time
• Ages 8-10 may be left alone for less than three hours
• Ages 11-13 may be left alone for less than 12 hours
• Ages 14-15 may be left alone for less than 24 hours
• Ages 16-17 may be left alone for longer if there is a plan in place about how to respond to an emergency
Age when children can babysit other children
Children under age 11 should not provide child care to other children. For children age 11 and older who are providing child care, the same limits apply to them based on their age as described above. For example, a 12-year-old who is babysitting still cannot be left alone more than 12 hours.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He's so fucking stupid. Theres nothing wrong with having a drink when you have kids but they shouldn't really see you drunk and certainly not wasted, especially not young kids.

Has to be all or nothing with this guy.

I will say though in Nick's case, he has an addictive personality, so he should have absolutely none. If you can handle having a drink every once and awhile without it impacting anyone around you, and you know your limits, no reason not to. But he can't, so he needs to give it up completely.

Gary (Nerdrotic) understands this, and he's stated many times that he knows he has that deep down addiction still, so he can never have any ever again.

 

[Strix454]

I can picture Nick as the Minnesotan Jim Jones. Jones was also a druggie narcissist who slept with any of his congregations' wives that he desired. And Nick's Locals community is about as insanely brainwashed as the Jonestown residents were.

Rural Minnesota had its own Jonestown and its own Jim Jones about ten years ago.

Everything You Need to Know About Victor Barnard

 

[DuranceVile]

Isn't she married to a 70 year old man?

I know Felicia Day, another eGirl, did. She's married to a really old dude and tries her best to hide that fact. But I could totally see TSWG doing that too. It looks like she blocked out pictures of her husband during her wedding.

It seemed like there was a marriage rush for female YouTubers recently. Chrissy Mayr got married and had a kid too.

Gary (Nerdrotic) understands this, and he's stated many times that he knows he has that deep down addiction still, so he can never have any ever again.

Gary also lost his comic shop in the midst of a relapse so he's seen what happens firsthand.

 

[Procrastinhater]

someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.

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His workstation and general filthy room are triggering my OCD I feel like I need to hoover.

Mr Rekieta seems "very confident" in his innocence and his remaining supporters are going with the 'It's a set up by the police/Aaron/the pastor/sister-in-law(?)/children' narrative.
Is there any possibility that it was really just a set up? Even if the police lied, why would they plant 'evidence' in their house while they have bodycams on?
Why would the police officers made up the cluttered house, dirty dishes, clothes, when it is not true according to Nick?
What if we finally see the bodycam footage and it will be not like what we expect?
Although all the evidence we know seems to suggest Nick and Kayla were a neglecting parents and they abused different kinds of drugs (besides of alcohol).
Is it common in the US that the police lie about in their report just to frame someone? Or plant fake evidence?

No.
I mean it happens.
The Federal Government has done some evil shit to its own citizens up to and including sniper shooting a mother holding a baby, using people in medical experiments without their knowledge, and setting fire to a house full of children on purpose to burn out the occupants.
But for Nick?
He's a nobody.
A drunk YouTube streamer in a small town in Minnesota.
He's not being framed, its a ridiculous cope.

even if making fun of him on this site was the start of his mental downturn,

Nick used to have the most positive thread on the site.
If you go back in the thread to when he first started down this road, 90% of the thread was trying to tell him to sort his act out and get a grip before it ruined him.
Surprisingly a group of people that watches lolcows as a hobby can see the signs of a person becoming one.
Crazy, I know.
Nick was well into being a fucking mess before the thread turned completely hostile, he can't blame the thread "bullying him" for his mental down turn.
Nick "chose his midlife crisis" deliberately and for no reason at all other than he suddenly didn't have to clear his expenditure with Momma and Poppa. As soon as he had independent rich asshole money he stopped wearing the "Conservative Family Man" mask he used to grift.

This is 100% Nick.
Just about every poster on this thread that watched his decay tried to tell him to pull up.
There were enough retards on the Farms already, nobody wanted Nick to be another one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Teenagers it doesn't matter so much if you get a bit of a buzz on on special occasions, but you can't make it a regular thing, and young kids especially need to know their parents are solid and dependable and not unpredictable drunks, that sort of shit can cause deep seated anxiety issues and its just not good for the kids well being.

Nick was regularly getting in the sort of states a responsible parent doesn't get in when their kids are in the house, not even on Thanksgiving or Christmas or something. If you want to get fucked up make sure you or they are out of the house ffs.

Imagine that 6 year old coming in and seeing Nick absolutely fucking hammered and giving the kid that bleary eyed look of disgust and annoyance at being disturbed. That sort of shit sticks with kids.
No wonder the 7 year old is violent.

Plus he would stay up till 5am streaming getting in such a fucking mess he couldn't speak properly, his mind got stuck in Groundhog Day loops, and he had to close one eye to even read his screen.
Then by his own admission he'd be fucking driving his kids around at 7.30.
I'm amazed he never killed anyone.

All of this. If the effects of your imbibing are at all noticeable and your need to get buzzed is more important to you than your children’s need to feel secure in the knowledge that their primary caretakers are in control and able to keep them safe, please kill yourself. Your kid(s) will be better off.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Rural Minnesota had its own Jonestown and its own Jim Jones about ten years ago.

Everything You Need to Know About Victor Barnard

I missed that one. Crazy stuff. This pattern seems to repeat itself fairly regularly. Charismatic leader, unquestioning followers, isolation into compound or segregated community. Leader starts going after all of the women. Etc.

It might sound like hyperbole to apply the same thinking to Nick, but the guy literally dubbed himself LawPope and has weirdos having him bless them like he's some kind of anointed prophet. Not saying that Nick would have necessarily become Jim Jones or Barnard if he hadn't gotten busted, but he seemed to be on a dark path resembling these predatory cults.

 

[zimzam88]

but he seemed to be on a dark path resembling these predatory cults.

Speaking of cults:

Drug mystery solved, thank you balldo lolcows chat. I assume Balldo was also prescribed a mountain of Cocaine for his narcolepsy problems. Whew I was worried they were junkies for a minute.

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.

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Walking around barefoot on that carpet is the stuff nightmares are made of. Imagine all the dust mites and bull pubes stuck to the bottom of his feet.

Also, does anyone know what kind of group this is on Kayla’s Facebook cover photo from February of this year? I’m guessing they’re her siblings (some adopted?) since the woman to her left resembles her facial structure before she botoxed the living hell out of her forehead and had a jawline enhancement sometime within the past year. Anyway, they seem nice.


Finally, for those concerned about Nick and Kayla’s pug, this was Bob Rekieta’s profile pic on January 2023, so maybe the grandparents adopted the dog a while back?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm a child of the sixties. I grew up in an era when we bristled over the censorship laws that previous generations had imposed, completely unwilling or unable to see what business it was of anybody else what I wanted to look at or read.

I'd managed to cling to these naive but idealistic beliefs my whole life long -- right up until I signed up to this website just two short years ago. At which point it was rapidly revealed to me just how correct those John Birch Society and Nixon Republicans had been about this stuff.

Yes, the people who promote it really are attempting to undermine the values and social mores that used to bind our society together -- and replace it with? I'm not at all clear about that. I'm not sure that they are either, but whatever it is, I don't like it. When the senior figure representing your military is a fucking troon, the end of the world is nigh. As soon as we face any kind of all-out war of the type that we saw in WWI or WWII, the game is over and the goat fucking niggers or shitskins who are on the other side are going to kill us all and make our women their bitches.

And we'll fucking deserve it all.

Bring back shame, FFS!

Cultural Marxism homie. Bezmenov tried to warn us in the 80's.
All this was in place then, taking over education, media, the judiciary etc.
Its just the Soviets collapsed under the weight of their own inneficient system before they could take advantage of the shit they put in place to destroy us.
But like Lorgar for 40K, the shit that they set up ended up doing what it was intended to, they're just not around to see it, so the Barbarians end up inheriting the ashes again.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Yikes, TSWG is pregnant

I hope she gives birth to a spud

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Cultural Marxism homie. Bezmenov tried to warn us in the 80's.

Funny you bring up Bezmenov cause Ive been thinking about this quote of his, it applies to Balldo washers and sweepers. Especially to Barnes.
"A person who is demoralized is unable to assess true information. The facts tell him nothing, even if I shower him with information, with authentic proof, with documents and pictures. …he will refuse to believe it… That's the tragedy of the situation of demoralization."

 

[RotPockets]

- 25% Kayla was just a tiresome monotonous drag as the months rolled along
- 25% the overall coke-induced shit show and the realization that April and Nick may have this planned out way earlier and Aaron wised up a bit too late.

Aaron is a serial cheater and was just too square to really be down for the yayo. After he fucked Kayla and she caught feelings it probably stopped being fun and just felt pathetic, which it certainly is for 40 year old nerds pretending to be back in college. He basically traded a newer used car for an older one and realized he had a lemon to begin with. Swingers ≠ Soul Mates, that makes me cringe just typing it. Wouldn’t surprise me if he was disgusted seeing his wife way too familiar with being a coke-whore.

It’s a shame Nick Cokeitamine’s favorite movie isn’t “Requiem for a Dream” then Nick and Aaron could’ve gone ‘Balldo to Balldo’ like a Dick Butt Oroboros.

 

[moocow]

It seemed like there was a marriage rush for female YouTubers recently. Chrissy Mayr got married and had a kid too.

They saw the writing on the wall and realized the Youtube gig was a short-term option at best. That and they realize they aren't getting prettier with age.

Slight PL but a Youtuber I know straight up told me a few weeks ago she wishes she could just get married, settle down and be a housewife now instead of trying to scrape by w/Youtube income. She does Doordash shit on the side to pay the bills. Woe be unto the poor bastard she ends up latching onto. Dude's gonna be swimming in a petri dish.