Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

having a stable and reliable guy like nick who buys weight and never has money problems is the absolute best case scenario, it's like a dream come true. you'll do everything you can to keep that customer, not randomly fuck him over and alienate him.

I wouldn't be surprised if he always got quality, but I would be absolutely shocked if he didn't overpay for it. Remember, this is a retard who thinks if he spends $200 on a bottle of whiskey it must be the best shit ever and proves his taste. Dealers pick up on that. They know this is a sped who actually WANTS to overpay for stuff.

They'd sell him their top quality stuff, but they'd oversell it and jazz him on how absolutely primo it was and double the price.

 

[Captain Manning]

Man, just when I was starting to like the little street shitter for that Keffals video...

When some asshole calls in a fake emergency to trigger a law enforcement response, and they come barging into your domicile under the exigent circumstances exception to the Fourth Amendment, THAT is a swatting.

When law enforcement conducts an investigation for a week, and they go get a warrant signed by a judge, that is NOT a swatting.

Swatters don't respect the Fourth Amendment. They take advantage of the exceptions to it.

So tired of hearing Nick was swatted. JFC.

I have no clue who MLC is. I just was scrolling YouTube and that clip popped up.

The guy on the left side of the screen of the clip you posted. Aaron was on his show when news of the arrest broke. He was insufferable to listen to.

 

[Tablet County]

can't pretend to care about this group of cunts anymore.

Might drop in for the court stuff.

Thank you for your worthless contribution to the thread. Allow me to outdo it. Anime sucks; cope and sneed.

 

[HairyBadger]

Thank you for your worthless contribution to the thread. Allow me to outdo it. Anime sucks; cope and sneed.

Thank you for your worthless contribution to the thread. Allow me to outdo it. Anime sucks; cope and sneed.

Indeed worthless.

 

[Pedophobe]

They're generally inadmissable

So ThePromisedOnePS's whole premise that "the jury won't buy this dodgy narrative" is invalid because the jury won't have to.

 

[RotPockets]

disagree, i'd excpect the opposite.

a guy like nick who buys in bulk, on a regular basis, for a long period of time, and always pays cash upfront? that's every dealers favorite customer. more likely than not nick got bulk discount rates, maybe even occasional freebies.
a dealers customer base can be absolute hell to deal with, full of unbelievably annoying, erratic, unstable retards.
having a stable and reliable guy like nick who buys weight and never has money problems is the absolute best case scenario, it's like a dream come true. you'll do everything you can to keep that customer, not randomly fuck him over and alienate him.

I wouldn't be surprised if he always got quality, but I would be absolutely shocked if he didn't overpay for it. Remember, this is a retard who thinks if he spends $200 on a bottle of whiskey it must be the best shit ever and proves his taste. Dealers pick up on that. They know this is a sped who actually WANTS to overpay for stuff.

They'd sell him their top quality stuff, but they'd oversell it and jazz him on how absolutely primo it was and double the price.

He is definitely a whale, and the kind of douche bag that equates spending more with higher quality. Nouveau riche rube to the core. Couldn’t identify the more expensive product from a taste test but is fully convinced that you can buy good taste. He would probably act offended if it cost less and would complain the next time he reups that it wasn’t as good. He probably never buys anything on sale thinking it’s being discounted for a reason, there must be something wrong with it.

 

[LiquidKid]

I can't stand this Aaron dude. He's a total cuck faggot. I wouldn't be upset if he killed himself.

I’m honestly hoping all of his grifting leads to him getting a charge of some kind and he has to spend all of his new Rekieta money on legal fees

Now if he knew moving/yeeting the thread would have saved a life, I don't know. I would have done it, even a dumb programmer furfag's life is more important than a thread. Call me a faggot too. At least Byuu did something good for the community he was in. Now swap him with Vaedophile. If Vito threatened me with suicide unless I sabotage his thread, I'll ask him to wait and rent one of these.

Byuu was a suiciding bating faggot. Anyone who threatens suicide to get what they want, regardless of who they are, should never be appeased.
Byuu was always going to kill himself, it was obvious his mind was made up and the thread was irrelevant. He just wanted his death to “mean something” like some arrogant teenage girl. His plan was either for Null to take the money, proving he could be bought, and then off himself when the “kiwis retaliated” or he was hoping his death at the hands of the farms would lead to it finally being shut down.

Fuck Byuu, fuck his shit emulator, and fuck Bahamat Lagoon, I’ve played it before his TL and it was crap

 

[Extreme Crusader]

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I would say this is another self-felt by Aaron, but April going back into the Rekieta household is telling.

 

[Evilronald]

I would have totally taken the money. 100%. But I probably would have owned up to it too and said something like "Hey guys, this retard just paid me $100,000 to delete his thread! Don't any of you lolcows get any ideas though, I only did it because he was so irrelevant that yeeting his thread for 100K was a no-brainer and nothing of value was lost."

I think that it would suggest he’s using this site to blackmail lolcows and he needed to consult an attorney on the legality of it.

 

[AnOminous]

So ThePromisedOnePS's whole premise that "the jury won't buy this dodgy narrative" is invalid because the jury won't have to.

Yes, he's a drooling, slobbering cretin with no clue what he's talking about.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Does anybody else find that MLC guy annoying?

'Nick Ricotta'

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Yikes, TSWG is pregnant

Seeing she defends child neglecting, that should be a red flag.

 

[RotPockets]

I would say this is another self-felt by Aaron, but April going back into the Rekieta household is telling.

I posted this a week before he was arrested. Seems like she is the one who knows the dealer and the dealer doesn’t trust Nick enough to give him his number, or at least that is what she tells Nick. She is probably middling to tax or pinch like every middleman since the beginning of time. Nicky just wants to have fun.

She is the new live-in nanny/drug connect. With his American Beauty obsession, permanent beer-goggles coke addiction and her prepubescent body. She is going to be “working with Nick” during the show under the table, literally.

Keeping it up all night with “Whiskey Dick & the FagHag” on WBAC 0.40 FM *drinking SFX* *snorting SFX * *monkey screeching* *sex moan* *car crash* Twin Cities home for Babbling Broken Boomers.

 

[AnOminous]

I posted this a week before he was arrested. Seems like she is the one who knows the dealer and the dealer doesn’t trust Nick enough to give him his number, or at least that is what she tells Nick. She is probably middling to tax or pinch like every middleman since the beginning of time. Nicky just wants to have fun.

So he probably was paying an April tax too. No way that absolute whore didn't manage to make her own profit on this.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think that it would suggest he’s using this site to blackmail lolcows and he needed to consult an attorney on the legality of it.

I have a feeling that was that faggot Byuus plan. To make it look exactly like that.
Fuck that suicide baiting cocksucker.
Its toddler breath holding on steroids.
Its the same gay shit all Troons do "give me what I want or I'll kill myself"
Anyone that tries that shit should be told to do it faggot. Stream it like Ronnie McNutt. Just make sure your poor dog isn't in the house.
Still feel bad about McNutts little pupper.

 

[4090 Chad]

I thought this was amusing. Known balldo washer Viva Frei was on Megyn Kelly’s podcast today and ironically has no issues chastising Hunter Biden for his addiction issues.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Kayla already publicly admitted they left a nine-year-old in charge of three very young children for several hours while she and Nick (supposedly) drove around and went hiking.

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Whatever the CPS guidelines say about 11-year-olds being considered capable of looking after another child, I didn’t see any reference to them being entrusted with the safety of multiple children. And again, the oldest was only nine when he was expected to be responsible for three siblings who were very young.

Credit for image to records custodian @anionfarflung, whose research archives are rather impressive. Wouldn’t be mad if they were accessible in a folder so collective forum autism could be deployed on them.

I'd like to think the police are monitoring this thread to find old evidence to continue to build their case.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I posted this a week before he was arrested. Seems like she is the one who knows the dealer and the dealer doesn’t trust Nick enough to give him his number, or at least that is what she tells Nick. She is probably middling to tax or pinch like every middleman since the beginning of time. Nicky just wants to have fun.

For the record, this is totally inconsistent with everything Aaron has said and all of Nick's EMERGENCY DRIVES TO THE TWIN CITIES during times that overlap with his 11lpm show which were occurring before Nick ever met the Imholtes at the comedy show in October.

We now know, from Aaron, that Nick was driving to the Twin Cities to purchase his drugs.

 

[Oxyjen]

They were living there. He was going back to the imholte house for his show only. He got speeding tickets 2 days in a row doing this. Him and april got 5 speeding tickets in a couple weeks. That's why Nick was gonna "fix" that last one. Whatever really happened.

So there was a huge screaming match and falling out at some point, that much seems obvious. Poor kids.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

Fair, but we’re not talking about the economical system of Marxism but cultural Marxism of the Frankfurt school.

That shit is alive and well.

Just look anywhere in the media these days, and you see everything framed in a cultural Marxist way as “oppressor” vs “the oppressed”.

That is the real societal cancer. And it’s not a coincidence that the Marxists in the 60ies decided to go on “the long march through the institutions” whether political or educational.

Marxists infested both Academia and the education system, and they’re reaping the fruits of that now. A generation of kids that can barely read or multiply, but know all about LGBTQ and “oppression”.

Some don't even know what they should know per their ideology due to some issues conflicting with each other in the ideology, since it's so nonsensical and doesn't use objective facts or even believe in an objective truth. (And, no, I don't like "Lady MAGA" or any other fags or trannies even if they claim to be "conservative" or "right/wing", I just thought this video was funny as it's another example of how retarded SJWs are, especially younger ones..)