Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 128 37.5%

  • Total voters
    341
Funny you mention it. MDickie has been working hard on the remake in the Wrestling Empire engine and it should be out sometime this year.



Glad that the crying act didn't get him taken off the list. Dude's a manipulative little worm.


Looks like someone already made him. from the Steam Workshop:

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Top kek.

Crosspost from Aaron Imholte thread:

On his show today, Aaron claimed that Nick and Kayla wanted the Imholtes in to their old adjacent home which the Rekietas made vacant by forcing the family friends who were living there to leave.

Aaron also claimed Kayla told him that she wanted the four of them to raise their children communally as a polycule. He was concerned that other people would find such an arrangement bizarre, not least his ex-wife.

He quotes Kayla as saying: "I want us to be a family and raise all of our children together."

I cannot believe that the thing to finally get the dead beat friends/family out of house #2, was that Nick and Kayla wanted a live-in (or at least next-door) polycule. To have the Imholtes move in, I guess to drive the little shits around, feed the fat fucks some spaghettios, and occasionally to service mom and dad. What a bizarre, sick, twisted thing. If you believe Aaron, it's what Kayla wanted! (Although how much Nick has gaslit Kayla at this point, is anyone's guess. I think we can all agree, Kayla is as dumb as a sack full of doorknobs.)

The flip side is, how bad off were the old house guests, that they couldn't deal with cost of living for 4+ years? Or was it a case of Mr "Always Avoids Confrontation IRL" passively aggressively never telling them to find a place, until the balldo needed servicing? He couldn't man up and sell his house until the coom completely filled his brain.

Sad, pathetic.
 
lol I can imagine a world where Nick shares our wife with EVS next

Listen to this fucking cope

It;s just over 2 minutes long and I had to shut it down halfway through.
What a fucking unhinged cucktard. What a piece of shit. What an absolute garbage-eating trash dumpster turd. Drunk driving, screaming at his kid because he mentioned it, excusing it 'cause other people do it too' - what the fuck is wrong with this guy. He's a complete failure and he will never even possess enough brain capacity to realize it.
Kinda made me angy at how stupid this guy is, ngl
 
I think that it would suggest he’s using this site to blackmail lolcows and he needed to consult an attorney on the legality of it.

If someone offers to pay you to do something for them it's not blackmail. Only if you demand payment in exchange for not doing something that will negatively affect someone. He could also have been an asshole and taken the money, deleted the thread then created a new thread about Byuu paying $100,000 to have the previous thread deleted. Rather than simply posting a message about it. That would have been pretty funny.
 
Louis Rossmann once said that kids should never have to hear their parents shouting at each other, and I agree with that. Especially at a young age it scares them, and sometimes they might even blame themselves, depending on the subject matter.
This is probably the case, and I know I was scared shitless when I heard this as a kid, blamed myself, was angry, etc. (they worked it out). But this is reality and shit happens. It's really normal for couples to fight from time to time and if they don't, it may actually be because one partner is afraid of the other, and that's even worse.
I cannot believe that the thing to finally get the dead beat friends/family out of house #2, was that Nick and Kayla wanted a live-in (or at least next-door) polycule. To have the Imholtes move in, I guess to drive the little shits around, feed the fat fucks some spaghettios, and occasionally to service mom and dad. What a bizarre, sick, twisted thing.
This is such degenerate, SJW-tier California shit. What the fuck is wrong with Balldo Man? God I hate polycule cucks and that entire scene of fucking repulsive degeneracy. I'm mostly liberal but that shit makes me want to start throwing Roman salutes and heiling Hitler.
If someone offers to pay you to do something for them it's not blackmail. Only if you demand payment in exchange for not doing something that will negatively affect someone. He could also have been an asshole and taken the money, deleted the thread then created a new thread about Byuu paying $100,000 to have the previous thread deleted. Rather than simply posting a message about it. That would have been pretty funny.
That's true but it's one of those things where while you might legally be right, if it somehow does end up in court despite all reason, you really don't want to be in a position of even making that argument. Also, it may amaze some people, but nool actually has integrity.
 
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Crosspost from Aaron Imholte thread:

Local archive of the part that pertains to the Rekietas, moving in together, and suchlike:

The bulk of the initial YouTube clip was Aaron responding to superchats about him and April. This is a more focused edit with a little something extra at the end.

Aaron begins by saying that he and April are essentially done with each other. He wanted out of the lifestyle and felt more at home with his normal friends and family. The others were committed to the point that Aaron and April would move into Nick's other house and Kayla told him that she wanted them to be a family where they raise their children together communally. They would sometimes discuss how to come out to their friends and family, though Aaron knew that it wouldn't be accepted when reality started to settle in.

Nick's breakup with the others was nasty. After April got out, Aaron contacted April only to find her adopting Nick's copes and avoiding responsibility for any wrongdoing ("April became little Nick"). Aaron thinks if April gets away from them and spends more time with her family then she will return to who she was. The way he talks about it makes it sound like April was sucked into a cult.

Aaron thinks that Nick is a good guy when sober and blames Nick's demons/addictions for Nick's condition. Runs counter to his "taking responsibility" spiels, but there you go.

Angel and demon talk, so I added an appropriate visual aid.



The Steel Toe Evening Show had some follow up to the earlier show that day:

Aaron recounts how he thought that he had already made it known that he and April would move into Nick's trust fund home and elaborates that them moving in together came up during the breakup texts. It is also revealed that Aaron tried to talk to his kids about the move, they said no, Aaron knew his ex-wife wouldn't got for it, and that was it.

Aaron talks about how sucked into it all he was, likens it to being in a cult, and credits his kids more than himself for pulling him out of it. It sounds like everything made more sense in the coke den, which is probably why he assumes April will snap out of it once she gets away from Nick.

Also, Nick apparently didn't place in the top two spots in Kayla's all-time "Best Kisser" ranking.

The two edits near the end are my own.



I will also add that this matches Kayla's pattern of offloading her responsibilities pertaining to her own children and home.

Kayla left the household chores and kids to Nick and the place turned into a "crackhouse" full of trash, booze, cocaine, improperly stored firearms, and starving dirty children. Now we hear that she (allegedly) thought that adding two degenerate coked-out swingers would make things better. Kayla is a failure as a wife and mother.
 
Aaron talks about how sucked into it all he was, likens it to being in a cult, and credits his kids more than himself for pulling him out of it. It sounds like everything made more sense in the coke den, which is probably why he assumes April will snap out of it once she gets away from Nick.
This makes more and more sense, that it was a cult of some sort.
It would be absolutely something that Nick would do - just looking at how he maintains his personal group of locals retards. How he is unable to accept any criticism, turning everything into smugly chuckling and jokes.
How he maintained a completely fake persona for years - loving and caring dad, Christian, good husband, decent, intelligent guy albeit with some quirks. And then the picture started showing cracks - in that he insulted his wife, talked shit about his kids, his family and community, his church, other lawyers, other streamers. How he turned out to be this uncaring, loveless, ugly perverted coomer.
He built his cult, and thanks to cocaine and alcohol, he destroyed this illusion completely.

Aaron and April may have been targeted because they are retarded, but being retarded also means being vulnerable. So it's not me excusing Aaron for being a stupid bastard - but now that I think about, Nick might be indeed much more corrupted and evil than I thought before, and God knows I already thought he's an irredeemable piece of shit. He's just going through life fooling and duping everyone, and in the end, the only people who still stand by him, are so dumb they should be supervised by health authorities.
 
Kayla left the household chores and kids to Nick and the place turned into a "crackhouse" full of trash, booze, cocaine, improperly stored firearms, and starving dirty children.
when you put it this way, yeah it's really bad.
a more functional version of her would probably have kept the house in order, the kids well cared for, and nicks depravity locked away and contained in his basement streaming bunker.

usually the biggest issues with having an alcoholic husband/father are
1) he becomes unemployed and provides no income while also spending all the family money on booze, dragging the wife and kids into poverty
2) he gets violent towards his wife and children

with nick i don't think either of these were a problem (he doesn't seem the violent type, and money was not an issue for them) so a competent woman could probably have kept the home and family intact while letting him deteriorate alone in his internet man cave.
 
For the record, this is totally inconsistent with everything Aaron has said and all of Nick's EMERGENCY DRIVES TO THE TWIN CITIES during times that overlap with his 11lpm show which were occurring before Nick ever met the Imholtes at the comedy show in October.

We now know, from Aaron, that Nick was driving to the Twin Cities to purchase his drugs.
How would Aaron know if he hadn’t met him yet? No one was speculating if he was on cocaine until after his painfully unfunny, incoherent Robin Williams impersonation. His drastic weight loss didn’t start until after he started partying with the Imholtes. Personally I think Reilly introduced Nick to cocaine at his Steel Toe stand-up performance.
It is very possible this is when he started doing cocaine to help with his stage fright based on the incoherent cringe he considered “stand up” material.
Nick stated he started doing mushrooms and other drugs in Jamaica. He could have been getting Molly from the faggots he met at The Gay 90s prior to October. He has to been getting his ketamine from somewhere. Any of these drugs could be coming from the nigger dealers he follows on Instagram. Not to mention the collection of escorts he collects the phone numbers of because he inexplicably finds it to be hilarious. Or the happy ending massage parlors that he let slip he frequents, and would rather visit than listen to jury analysis during his seething rant. He has too many vices to attribute just one to his late night Minneapolis visits.
 
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with nick i don't think either of these were a problem (he doesn't seem the violent type, and money was not an issue for them) so a competent woman could probably have kept the home and family intact while letting him deteriorate alone in his internet man cave.
I feel like the logistics of schooling, caring for, and ferrying around a bunch of kids would be daunting even as a full-time homemaker. If I were in Kayla's position (and not retarded) I would have sealed him off into his room Cask of Amontillado style.
 
Correction; he has no restrictions as of yet.
 

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