Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Autistic Asparagus]

Don’t forget the constant dramatic speeches mid react or at the end that where they threaten to stop reacting to her because she’s so boring. Every single major reaction channel has said they are done and are back 2 days later. The only ones that stuck to their word were mbp and that ankle dude who cried about finding Jesus before he left.

Sinatra keeps claiming he’s gonna, but he gets way too many views on Amber content to stop.

 

[catbyte]

"I have a remarkable bladder! [blush blush] It's the best bladder the doctor and technicians have ever seen. And they loved my purse."

Diagnosis: Malignant narcissist.
And I saw her latest TikTok on Twitter today and it was so fucking cringy I was worried I'd have to call a chiropractor to schedule a neck/shoulder/spine realignment. jfc.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

It's obvious to anyone paying attention (though a deafblind retard would probably clue in after a short while) that Hamber's sudden attempt at retconning herself as being a severe "addict" who is currently doing the work every day to maintain "sobriety" is blatant fiction. I don't really think it's BPD identity confusion, she's just a giant egomaniac that can't abide somebody discussing an experience they've had without immediately interrupting with how she not only been there done that, but did so a manner ten times more impressive. She's just dumb as shit so she doesn't realize how not-subtle she is. Her mother, trashy as she may be, at least managed to go from being a granny-beating, child-abandoning, meth-addled jailbird deadbeat to maintaining housing/employment, mending her relationships, actively working on her diet, and engaging in no vices worse than gambling, tobacco, and Jesus. Hamber, on the other hand, went from being a grotesquely fat do-nothing lump who vapes Delta 8 and day-drinks out of boredom to a grotesquely fat do-nothing lump who still does that but instead of for fun it's to use as leverage to manipulate people. If she has the balls to get on this "strugleen with a tragic addiction to fake weed and vape juice" shit within Kristine's earshot then it's no fucking wonder she has to lean so hard on the Schroedinger's cancer to guilt trip her into rent-a-friend and taxi services, she's probably pretty fucking done.

 

[FatalTater]

Remember that Amber takes on the personality of whoever she's around.

Suddenly she's a recovering addict? lol She's absorbing her mom.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Remember that Amber takes on the personality of whoever she's around.

Suddenly she's a recovering addict? lol She's absorbing her mom.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

Mama Meth gets asspats for cleaning up her act and playing the doting mother that being on the kit stopped her from being? Amber's having some of that action. Unfortunately no one gives a shit if she stops larping as a stoner so long as she's still hooked on diet sodies and slommy.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

If the doc really did note "remarkable bladder", I'm imagining it's because it was large and distended. Not because it was soooo kyute, like Amber wishes.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Having followed YT and these threads for some years now, I often make a thought experiment to test my mental waters.
Who would I rather be trapped in a room with for 24 hours….Chantal, Amber, Anna.?
Sadly, for me I’d have to pick Chantal. I think I could ignore her mostly and her conversation would only be about bragging about a huzzband and whatever else she’s obsessing about at the time

Amber, lately has become unbearable. She lies. She’s a massive manipulator and she’s sneaky. Also boring but annoying at the same time. And fake.

It’s a thought experiment I run when I can’t sleep and I find it makes me think about what’s really going on in their sanitised YouTube videos. What don’t we see when the camera is off?

 

[formerlyfat]

Anna is very annoying and I might go crazy if I had to listen to her ramble on for an entire day. However I get the impression that out of those three Anna is likely the one who smells the least or not at all.

I don't want Chantal to ever know who the hell I am. Amber wouldn't be bad if she didn't smell but I have the impression that she does....

Well at least I can go shopping with Anna LOL. You might even get a nice vacation thrown into the mix! Why leave Alexandria Rodriguez out of the mix?

 

[Mekahineyho]

Ilona just uploaded her react to Ambers last video and right off the bat she calls out that Amber has gained and is back in the 500s. She’s always spot on and I agree, the entire time I watched her last video I wasn’t even paying attention to her “I love life speech” I was noticing how large she looks for someone who’s apparently down like 15-20 lbs since Ozempic.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber has a 6mm kidney stone causing blood in her urine and her doctor told her to come back in November? Did they not give her any instructions like to drink extra water or anything?
If so it just validates how hard I side-eye medical professionals.

 

[-Jack-]

Amber has a 6mm kidney stone causing blood in her urine and her doctor told her to come back in November? Did they not give her any instructions like to drink extra water or anything?
If so it just validates how hard I side-eye medical professionals.

Amber lies.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Kidney stones are no fun, but girliepop could have avoided it by drinking water and not eating as much processed shit. Also 6mm? Even her kidney stones are FAT

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Amber lies.

No you guize….the doctor said she’s doing everything perfect in every way. She especially has to continue guzzling Gatorade and diet soda to destroy that kidney stone for good!!

 

[Xenomorph]

HAVE FUN PUSHING OUT THAT CUNT STONE HUNTY LMAO

You have no idea how much pain your ass is in for.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

HAVE FUN PUSHING OUT THAT CUNT STONE HUNTY LMAO

You have no idea how much pain your ass is in for.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

If so it just validates how hard I side-eye medical professionals.

Honestly, it ain't easy being a medical professional anymore. Hospitals are becoming for profit, and most of the profits go to the Board of Directors instead of the doctors and nurses. The patient load also increases as life expectancy increases. On top of that, add in the increasing number of non-compliant deathfats like Amberlynn, Chantal, and Kelly Lenza. They can't help but become jaded.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

*** VLOG ALERT!! ***

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I'm done weighing myself, new semaglutide symptom, & come to Walmart with me! | vlog

TL;DR: NONTENT. Proper "Hey Guize" intro. Today was Saturday, the day of her 3rd injection. Amber doesn't know what to do, as her urologist appointment in November, but she has to figure out how she's going to pass this stone (AKA: setting up the next health crisis for you to watch). Beyond tired from Ozempic injections, but no more nausea. Amber feels lots of mental lightness (LOL). WAAAAY too much MammaLynn footage. Bullshit errands: automatic carwash, lashes for Kristine, and looking at "born this gay" merchandise at Walmart. Walmart haul of trash. Oh look, another journal. 3 generations of degeneracy eating at Denny's. No more weigh ins because Amber just realized that the scale holds so much power over her. Amber's breathing is magically better after (allegedly) losing this whopping 12lbs. She FEELS that she's lost more weight, and feels that stepping on the scale feels heavy (no, that's just the fupa that's feeling heavy). More gaslighty Q&A. Someone asks if Amber called the theater to see if she could fit in the seat, and Amber said no, and that you can't call to ask that (forgetting the lie she told years ago about always calling theaters in advance to confirm shelf-clearance).

Fact: Every time Amber says she's done weighing herself, it's because she's gaining weight. Oh yeah, have fun trying to blast out that pachinko ball, Ambo! Hey, you think she'll keep it in that little box along with that horrifying tooth that her "body rejected" back during the Becky era?

 

[Poochie_Mama]

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I'm done weighing myself, new semaglutide symptom, & come to Walmart with me! | vlog

TL;DR: NONTENT. Proper "Hey Guize" intro. Today was Saturday, the day of her 3rd injection. Amber doesn't know what to do, as her urologist appointment in November, but she has to figure out how she's going to pass this stone (AKA: setting up the next health crisis for you to watch). Beyond tired from Ozempic injections, but no more nausea. Amber feels lots of mental lightness (LOL). WAAAAY too much MammaLynn footage. Bullshit errands: automatic carwash, lashes for Kristine, and looking at "born this gay" merchandise at Walmart. Walmart haul of trash. Oh look, another journal. 3 generations of degeneracy eating at Denny's. No more weigh ins because Amber just realized that the scale holds so much power over her. Amber's breathing is magically better after (allegedly) losing this whopping 12lbs. She FEELS that she's lost more weight, and feels that stepping on the scale feels heavy (no, that's just the fupa that's feeling heavy). More gaslighty Q&A. Someone asks if Amber called the theater to see if she could fit in the seat, and Amber said no, and that you can't call to ask that (forgetting the lie she told years ago about always calling theaters in advance to confirm shelf-clearance).

Fact: Every time Amber says she's done weighing herself, it's because she's gaining weight. Oh yeah, have fun trying to blast out that pachinko ball, Ambo! Hey, you think she'll keep it in that little box along with that horrifying tooth that her "body rejected" back during the Becky era?

I know she's gained weight whenever the "cut out outhouse window" dresses are featured prominently.

 

[marjoram]

IS FatAl expected to pass the stone? I was under the impression that there were less painful ways of getting rid of them these days.....blasting them with lasers like an internal game of Asteroids is one.

Please don’t get me wrong, I want Al to pass this stone and 20 others just like it the old fashion way. Reminds me of the Friends episode were Phoebe had the triplets and Joey had the kidney stones.

Film it, FatAl, everyone will watch.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Amber has a 6mm kidney stone causing blood in her urine and her doctor told her to come back in November?

Amber didn’t speak to the Dr. At most she spoke to a nurse. She didn’t have an appointment or even make an appointment to speak to a Dr. The advice she was given was to follow up with the urologist she was previously referred to. When she rang for an appointment she was informed the first available “new patient” appointment wasn’t until November. That’s not uncommon. Amber was lost about what to do. The answer is as simple as make an appointment with her general practitioner and pay him for his advice. She already fucked him around by being too heavy for the original CT Scan, forcing him to find an alternative place. The least she can do is book and pay for his time and advice. If her situation has any urgency attached, then it’s highly likely her Dr can get her an emergency appointment. It doesn’t sound like an urgent issue though. Her only symptoms have been intermittent blood in her urine. She hasn’t mentioned pain, so dietary advice (which she won’t adhere to) and wait and watch would be the likely outlook until she sees a urologist. No way will they be able to blast that stone through all her fat.