Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[-Jack-]

just like Rule #1 with Chantal, also applies to Hamber. SHE LIES.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

It's the bow on head 2024 edition, but less susceptible to mirror trickery. Babe, are they backwards? Who's to say.
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Everything about this photograph is peak Amberlynn. The half-toddler/half grandma patriotic themed clothing, the cheap costume jewelry, the celebrity perfume, the Marilyn Monroe poster, the air of utter confusion and boundless stupidity.

 

[Alpo_FartsII]

It's the bow on head 2024 edition, but less susceptible to mirror trickery. Babe, are they backwards? Who's to say.
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Her widows peak looks drawn on with sharpie in the bow picture and like someone took a blur tool to it in the one I attached. Love that for her, healthy qween!

 

[I call shenanigans]

It's actually grounds for disciplinary action or even termination of employment in many hospital systems

Are you telling us all that the entire radiology staff can’t cheer and clap the patient as they leave the room as an indication that all is well. j/k

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Are you telling us all that the entire radiology staff can’t cheer and clap the patient as they leave the room as an indication that all is well. j/k

Nope! They're trained to only congratulate them on their YouTube following - or is that just FBI agents?

 

[Insulin reid]

"Sobriety" my ASS. FUCK YOU Amber. OMG someone find the hand and convince her to come back. I'd rather see Amber go back to trying to mirror a boring, sneaker-headed, coffee-loving black woman than to try and skinwalk a born again, ex con whose entire existence revolves around telling people about their recovery.

So this is her new personality? Soberlynn? The downtrodden smoking every day gorlypop now sober and better than ever? Her young adult novel main character ass is taking this way too far and instead of developing an actual personality shes just slowly turning into a younger (prettier) version of her mother, bingo nights and all. Amber really is struggling not having a good personality to grab onto, shit.

Everything about this photograph is peak Amberlynn. The half-toddler/half grandma patriotic themed clothing, the cheap costume jewelry, the celebrity perfume, the Marilyn Monroe poster, the air of utter confusion and boundless stupidity.

This is and forever will be ambers style type style. She looks like she sells avon and fingerlynns all over a tuesday morning because consooming cheap crap is her only desire on this planet.

 

[a hapless toad]

I've never seen someone want to have an illness or disease so bad. Her crying makes me actually laugh, not feel sorry for her.

I'm sure her drug addict mom loves hearing about her fat fuck of a childs so-called sobriety as well.

Is she still pretending to have a girlfriend? Wasn't she worried she was dead like mommy was?

Have you never been to the Munchie thread?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/munchausens-by-internet-malingerers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/

 

[2ndBest]

Her dainty little feet are so deformed, I can't even tell where the fuck her toes are jesus christ. It could just be the angle but it's awful.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was any jam between her little piggies that she gives to Twinkie.

 

[FickleFuck]

I just need to know if cancer is back because she refused to lose weight and follow up. Gunt is gonna die first, but Hamber is my runner up.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I just need to know if cancer is back because she refused to lose weight and follow up. Gunt is gonna die first, but Hamber is my runner up.

No, that’s not her problem. Her problem is infection because she doesn’t fucking clean herself.

 

[GorlWorld_Garden]

I just need to know if cancer is back because she refused to lose weight and follow up. Gunt is gonna die first, but Hamber is my runner up.

If I had to guess I'd say it's her kidneys, she doesn't drink water, someone her size should drink at least 3 liters a water a day, our gorl only drank sodas and Gatorade for years.

 

[-Jack-]

If I had to guess I'd say it's her kidneys, she doesn't drink water, someone her size should drink at least 3 liters a water a day, our gorl only drank sodas and Gatorade for years.

But guise you don't see all of her layyfeeeee, she only drinks sugar free gatorade water

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

If I had to guess I'd say it's her kidneys, she doesn't drink water, someone her size should drink at least 3 liters a water a day, our gorl only drank sodas and Gatorade for years.

Water gives her heartburn though…….which is totally a real thing

 

[Boolean Bitch]

If I had to guess I'd say it's her kidneys, she doesn't drink water, someone her size should drink at least 3 liters a water a day, our gorl only drank sodas and Gatorade for years.

How could you be so insensitive to poor Ambo's situation (type deal)? The only water our dainty gorl's system can tolerate is FIJI WATER, which is soooo expensive! She HAS to drink gatorade and soda!

I'm surprised she was able to just immediately switch to drinking only water. Remember during the WLS arc when Amber filmed "teaching" herself to drink water and showed us her drinking a sip of water followed by a sip of pop? Actually, she's so desperate for content, I'm surprised she hasn't done that again.

 

[Boonum]

Qa

Are you telling us all that the entire radiology staff can’t cheer and clap the patient as they leave the room as an indication that all is well. j/k

no , but I’m sure they couldn’t stop from telling her how much they love her channel and how proud she should be of her number of subscribers.

 

[Even more 8008135]

The only water our dainty gorl's system can tolerate is FIJI WATER, which is soooo expensive! She HAS to drink gatorade and soda!

Um, excuse you, that would be high pH water, shitlord.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Um, excuse you, that would be high pH water, shitlord.

*sarcasm*
Hah, this just shows how little you acktulllly know LMAO. High pH water and GERD was SooOoooo 2019! Don'cha know that the current reason is the fear of WORMS in the water due to her crippleeeen OCD, Booboo?! All water has it except for bottled spring water like Fiji, and NOTHING gets rid of the water worms! Not even filtering!! ... Well, nothing gets rid of it except for carbonation, or the white mold that collects at the bottom of the gatorade bottles.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

amber can only benefit from having worms at this point

 

[marjoram]

amber can only benefit from having worms at this point

Ha! I’ll bet she DOES have worms.....and they’re all extremely FAT (and stupid)

 

[pippeyyy]

New vlog

I'll leave the summary up to those who are better at it than I am but no cancer. Kidney stone, rather large, "remarkable bladder" (bitch is illiterate) and some mass on her adrenal gland that's common. She is giddy at having new health problems. She is acting like she just won the golden ticket. Oklahoma will see her becoming a true munchie. She is loving this so much.

Edit: spelling