حلال Harakudoshi / Lachlan Hunter McIntyre - The Friendzoned Un-American Brony (Don't Call Him An American!)

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(Credit to @CasualSeppuku , @JSGOTI , @shibbolethal , @Tempest and probably more for bringing us this juicy info!)

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"In short, don't ever call me American again." - Harakudoshi, May 2016
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@Harakudoshi has been on the spotlight mostly on the Tumblr board recently, starting from the infamous TranLord (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranlord.7410/) and Chained Divinity thread (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chained-divinity.7457/) for derailing it along with @Chained Divinity . Needless to say after that, it went quickly forgotten and the only thing everyone remembers about that incident was just the infamous copypasta done by @TranLord . So how about we take a look at him and revisit it, shall we?

1. Kiwi Farms Shit

Being a Quality Poster, and a trip back when the TranLord drama was created:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranlord.7410/page-24#post-519870
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranlord.7410/page-24#post-519921
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/whats-everyones-fetishes.10847/page-7#post-899805

Defending Incest:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranlord.7410/page-25#post-520109

Dyn doxed him really early but he refuses to improve:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranlord.7410/page-29#post-520276

Pedo quote taken out of context:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sarah...utts-nicholas-nyberg.12213/page-3#post-944668

Chimping out over being called an American:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-cau...ll-tales-of-tumblr.12474/page-31#post-1427665
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-cau...ll-tales-of-tumblr.12474/page-31#post-1427654


Thirst posts:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rain-florence.14179/page-16#post-1744975
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rain-florence.14179/page-17#post-1745070
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rain-florence.14179/page-17#post-1745091
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rain-florence.14179/page-17#post-1745167
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rain-florence.14179/page-17#post-1745204
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rain-florence.14179/page-17#post-1745502

Small penis:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/andrea-ritsu.13593/page-8#post-1797317

Recent thread derail:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tacky-clothes-of-tumblr.19435/page-14#post-1850811

2. The Sad FriendZone

When not posting on the Kiwi Farms....
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Got BTFO'd by his sister after that:
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https://www.fakku.net/users/harakudoshi-2820971
http://archive.is/aL4eT
For me, it started when I was about 13. That's when I picked up guitar. For it to make sense, I have to give a bit of backstory to tell you how I got where I was when I was 13. Without going into details, I was forced to leave my home and my auntie and uncle when I was 10. They were the people whom I had grown up with and love. But I was forced to leave Australia and come to America. My mother is a cold and somewhat uncaring woman who clearly resents me. Even before the move, I had always had a bit of a hard time getting along with others. But coming here, surrounded by strangers who only saw me as a "weird kid with a funny accent", needless to say I never made friends. Within the next 3 years, I began to learn about my mental and physical health issues.
So by the time I was 13 I had become bitter, lonely, depressed and suicidal. It got to the point I was less than a month from finally killing myself, and I heard a song I hadn't ever heard before. It was 'It's a Long Way to the Top if You Wanna Rock n Roll'. Something about it, it just... Spoke to me. I don't know how to describe it. But it made me curious about the band, AC/DC. I had heard them in passing before, but never paid close attention. But now I was listening. So I kept listening. And listening. And it sort of stirred something in me. Kind of like sparked a fire in me. I wanted to play music like that, rock n roll. You could say they gave me a reason to live. So I worked hard and bought a Gibson SG and practiced for hours a day trying to capture that feel. And since then, I know what I want to do. I want to mak that kind of music, maybe even affect someone like how they affected me.

Heh.. Sounds like I'm preaching AC/DC like they're some kind of gospel. In a way, they kind of are to me. Give me something to look up to, a reason to keep fighting.
Oh, yes. I want a Tomoko Ona-hole to wank with.
(this is tomoko for reference)
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3. Rule 34 Shit

Someone was brave enough to dig through his porn comments and screenshot them all:
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https://gyazo.com/32ef582a08ce2243497fff983ff4c2eb this speaks for itself. the creme de la creme, as it were. this really needs to be in the thread.

https://gyazo.com/caa4e5b6b4b5caa8ad8f6b71dd2b87cb - on a picture of a distressed young girl being picked up by a bear that is also pulling down her panties.

https://gyazo.com/0c797e30647e29a62579f50701c71212 rick and morty genderbent granddaughter/grandfather incest porn.

https://gyazo.com/88a6bb028b71cba1068433502792c6ec more incest.

https://gyazo.com/ce7a5545cc3df3df297ab61b3d0dbffc 1 https://gyazo.com/e4e0d99a42da41c12e80b3db5d20af57 2
https://gyazo.com/59452a2c116182909e1fa8c8f6913369 3
he has a weird thing about futa. also, all of these were comments on drawings of those eight year old squid-kid things. classy, as always.

https://gyazo.com/71958f2aabf6a3a8329175fd64dc2517 i can’t bring myself to call this loli. it looks like a toddler. like, it has a face like a toddler and a body like a toddler.

https://gyazo.com/a038d6d2701fff9d97432cbe82597c6b another comment on some really underage looking “loli” getting raped.


4. Other Accounts and More Shit

https://www.playfire.com/harakudoshi
http://archive.is/1dKUD

https://xboxgamertag.com/search/harakudoshi/
http://archive.is/sfIg1

http://harakudoshi.deviantart.com/
http://archive.is/DFKwF

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5199766/Harakudoshi?a=b
http://archive.is/2twMm - Fanfiction.net bio
http://archive.is/en0LY list of his fanfics
http://archive.is/HTf9K - Incest anime fanfic
http://archive.is/Upch4 - Baby's first fanfiction!

http://www.skate4.com/skate-4/skate-4-wishlist-harakudoshi
http://archive.is/78pZu

http://www.bandmix.com/harakudoshi/
http://archive.is/sQrqA

http://www.gretsch-talk.com/members/harakudoshi.14576/
http://archive.is/05g60 (Proof that his powerword is Lachlan McIntyre)

PSN: https://my.playstation.com/Harakudoshi
http://archive.is/CF2jK

https://www.facebook.com/lachlan.mcintyre.9 (Shared ghost podcasts and autistic shit about cars, match his posting history)
http://archive.is/ghZpq

Youtube https://www.youtube.com/user/Harakudoshi904
Youtube archive http://archive.is/DIZoE

Confirmed that he relocated from Perth:
http://harakudoshi904.newgrounds.com/
http://archive.is/OLqVY
http://archive.is/CGHFD
 
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I've been following the pm chain on him, and all I can say is that he is an idiot for not seeing the warning signs. Dyn warned him, JSGOTTI warned him, but he kept up the thirsty faggot posts, and he continued to make a spectacle of himself for all to see. All I can say is, time to dance cow, dance and be entertaining, because your posts never were.
 
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The man, the myth, the loli-lover. He really genuinely thought that the few (somewhat veiled) jabs at him weren't going to amount to nothing.

Protip: Don't use the same username on every single social media site you have an account on. Especially don't do so if you have a rule-34 account full of comments on stuff like Splatoon and pokephilia porn.
 
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Brony? Why brony of all things to put in the title? I didn't see anything about being a brony, so either he's not one, or the detail is too minor for me to notice. Like, he mentioned liking the show once or fapping to porn of it.

Then you have the incest defending thing, and the incest fanfiction. Which is just weird. His defence makes logical sense, until you realize that his argument is intentional devoid of certain information. He's not lying when he's arguing in favour of incest, he's just omitting unfavourably information.

Other than that, he seems pretty dull, unless i'm missing something.
 
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I have to put a line here explaining that this is not a reaction image because dipshit mods are too retarded to understand that by posting this image i am implying that he looks like this character.

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Ntwadumela said:
I had no idea this guy was that bad.
Thought he was just a dude interested in motorsports.
Looks like I didn't fully explore his posts.
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Some of us would say the same not only on Harakudoshi but also of other members We'd think they are normal people until we see examples of their autism coming out. This isn't the first time, and this likely won't be the last.

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Should be "Friendzoned Incestuous Brony" tbh

Also why would anyone defend incest on the farms, I will never understand.
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:autism:. Why else would someone try to defend incest? Needless to say, this will all be interesting, watching how this all unfolds.
 
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Bart_is_d'oh said:
Then you have the incest defending thing, and the incest fanfiction. Which is just weird. His defence makes logical sense, until you realize that his argument is intentional devoid of certain information. He's not lying when he's arguing in favour of incest, he's just omitting unfavourably information.
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He's into brony stuff on his rule-34. I went through all of that, and while he's obviously more fond of "loli", there was some ponyporn on there. He's into it.

Also, you're trying to defend the guy who said, and I quote, "Hey, when your little sister says you can have sex with her, you gotta make sure she can't walk straight for weeks."
 
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He's into brony stuff on his rule-34. I went through all of that, and while he's obviously more fond of "loli", there was some ponyporn on there. He's into it.

Also, you're trying to defend the guy who said, and I quote, "Hey, when your little sister says you can have sex with her, you gotta make sure she can't walk straight for weeks."
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I'm not defending him. What I said is that he omits information he doesn't like from arguments to suit his need.

It's like if he said 1+1=2, you wouldn't doubt him because it sounds logical. Except, the equation is actually 1+1+3=5. He just removed the 3 because he doesn't like the number and changed the equation to make sense with the information removed.

So, what I said is that he's a boring idiot undeserving of attention. Also, that he's a liar.
 
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