Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LOGOS and Lolz]

Man I wish I could remember the stream she was on where she basically admitted to getting a child groomed gold digger.

Iirc she's been married around as long as the rekietas but is quite a bit younger... to someone *way* older... And richer.

She's not quite a bit younger, she may be the same age. She's definitely in her 40s, she mentioned it recently.

 

[Shagedan]

Can anyone explain to me why you Burgers carpet your floors? I'm getting a rash just thinking about everything that goes into it, especially if you have pets at home. At least with a rug you can roll it and take it to cleaners', with a carpet everything just gets caked into it.

Carpet is easy as shit to install so you see it put down in a lot of houses where they just cranked out a neighborhood in under a year. Why you would then put carpet down in your custom built coom dungeon is beyond me.

 

[Chazzed Up]

fuck no they didnt, those that say addiction is a slow death are not wrong. A lot of addicts would rather lose it all than admit they have a problem. they act like nick or barnes and blame it on the system or on outside factors well out of their control. i've had to bury enough friends to understand this.

Probably depends on the reason for the addiction. Some people become addicts to self-medicate mental illness or trauma. Those people, maybe, could be saved if the underlying cause could be addressed. But I believe narcs get addicted to things because their lives are otherwise void of satisfaction. They can't derive satisfaction from things like relationships or career, their lack of empathy prevents it, so dopamine chasing is the logical solution.

Often takes the form of being a coomer or some kind of clout chaser. As they get older and nobody wants to be around them anymore because they're selfish and insufferable, then I could see substance abuse coming into play. Nick's philosophy about life after 40 being meaningless proves that point, makes it obvious that he can't conceive of enjoying life by being positive force for friends or family or a community, just about how hard he can party.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

She was the fuse that started the Eric July mess

Really? I didn't know that. What did she do?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Carpet is easy as shit to install so you see it put down in a lot of houses where they just cranked out a neighborhood in under a year. Why you would then put carpet down in your custom built coom dungeon is beyond me.

If it's a basement/walkout-level room it's common to have shitty low-pile carpet (berber or whatever). The rest of their house is bog-standard Minnesota style, so this doesn't surprise.

 

[trash cat]

If it's a basement/walkout-level room it's common to have shitty low-pile carpet (berber or whatever). The rest of their house is bog-standard Minnesota style, so this doesn't surprise.

Somebody once mentioned that Nick's studio is basement-level under the porch/sunroom , with an unfinished ceiling ( cat. ,)

Sounds like the sort of area that was planned but never completed.

That photo needs to be vacuumed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Probably depends on the reason for the addiction.

As well as the nature of the addiction. It is very commonplace to see what are referred to as “high-bottom drunks” get sober before shit gets too bleak. It is not a requirement to wait until you’ve lost jobs, relationships or dignity to decide that alcohol takes more from you than you’re willing to give it. Everyone gets to choose what their own rock bottom will be. For some it’s humiliating themselves in front of others or seeing a video of how cruel and shitty they are to people they love when they’re drunk and think they’re “joking.” It’s much more rare to find high-bottom addicts.

Then you have those like the addict Nicky Rackets: emotionally immature, utterly lacking humility, shameless and terminally unique (“Nobody can understand me and so nobody can help me! I know what I’m doing and do not have a problem!”).

All of Nick Rekieta’s rock bottoms have trap doors. One hundred percent of my money is on him continuing to crater until it kills him. For Nick simply does not have the humility required to even consider the possibility that he himself might be the piece of shit culprit of all his problems.

 

[NotAlfred]

Just wanted to add this ("Trust Fund Kid's Lament")
The song was uploaded to Vocaroo, HERE

 

[Chazzed Up]

As well as the nature of the addiction. It is very commonplace to see what are referred to as “high-bottom drunks” get sober before shit gets too bleak. It is not a requirement to wait until you’ve lost jobs, relationships or dignity to decide that alcohol takes more from you than you’re willing to give it. Everyone gets to choose what their own rock bottom will be. For some it’s humiliating themselves in front of others or seeing a video of how cruel and shitty they are to people they love when they’re drunk and think they’re “joking.” It’s much more rare to find high-bottom addicts.

Then you have those like the addict Nicky Rackets: emotionally immature, utterly lacking humility, shameless and terminally unique (“Nobody can understand me and so nobody can help me! I know what I’m doing and do not have a problem!”).

All of Nick Rekieta’s rock bottoms have trap doors. One hundred percent of my money is on him continuing to crater until it kills him. For Nick simply does not have the humility required to even consider the possibility that he himself might be the piece of shit culprit of all his problems.

Agree, I think it will kill him sooner than later unless something physically prevents him from abusing, which at this point only jail would be able to accomplish that. I doubt he will serve serious time if any at all, so that's unlikely. Unless he catches more charges by doing more retarded things.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Agree, I think it will kill him sooner than later unless something physically prevents him from abusing, which at this point only jail would be able to accomplish that. I doubt he will serve serious time if any at all, so that's unlikely. Unless he catches more charges by doing more retarded things.

I fully expect him to pop his clogs after ODing on fentanyl in a bad batch of coke. It’s happened to people far less trashy and retarded than him.

Either that or he kills himself while driving under the influence. Part of me wishes he could experience the devastation of causing someone else’s death in that situation, but knowing Nick he’d blame the innocent victim. “That woman had no business driving at 65 years old! If she didn’t want to get killed by a drunk driver she should have learned some defensive driving!”

 

[Chazzed Up]

I fully expect him to pop his clogs after ODing on fentanyl in a bad batch of coke. It’s happened to people far less trashy and retarded than him.

Either that or he kills himself while driving under the influence. Part of me wishes he could experience the devastation of causing someone else’s death in that situation, but knowing Nick he’d blame the innocent victim. “That woman had no business driving at 65 years old! If she didn’t want to get killed by a drunk driver she should have learned some defensive driving!”

No, he definitely just needs to kill only himself. Worse than blaming the victim, he would try to poise himself as being the sympathetic one. He was just so stressed with THE SCHEDULE and the kids he doesn't feed! Never give a narc negative attention, they enjoy it even more than admiration. Let him just choke on his vomit in his coom cave.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No, he definitely just needs to kill only himself.

Personally I’m pulling for a drunken road trip for Nick with Dax, Vito and Ralph that goes terribly, fatally wrong— preferably on stream. It would be the funniest thing any of them had ever done.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Personally I’m pulling for a drunken road trip for Nick with Dax, Vito and Ralph that goes terribly, fatally wrong— preferably on stream. It would be the funniest thing any of them had ever done.

Only if it's through Death Valley or some other isolated hellhole where the chance of someone else getting hurt is low, and the chance of them all dying painfully is high.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I fully expect him to pop his clogs after ODing on fentanyl in a bad batch of coke. It’s happened to people far less trashy and retarded than him.

Either that or he kills himself while driving under the influence. Part of me wishes he could experience the devastation of causing someone else’s death in that situation, but knowing Nick he’d blame the innocent victim. “That woman had no business driving at 65 years old! If she didn’t want to get killed by a drunk driver she should have learned some defensive driving!”

He doesn't even give a fuck about his own starving kids. He'd probably just attempt to flee the scene if he killed someone.

 

[Homer Simpson]

The Unbreaded segment was always cringe.

He was still doing it when I quit watching. The guys writing was just schizo and boring. But Nick loved being a grifter and guess thought it was good material.

Not entirely off topic of recent events, but did anyone watch and comment on Nicks stand up he uploaded? Never saw anything on that when it happened.

 

[NotAlfred]

Another Rekieta song, "Nick"
This one is a bit sadder and less "meme-ish" if you think back to how he used to be. I guess it could be something of a tribute to the now-dead guy whose shows so many people watched and enjoyed. Personally, it's difficult to know whether he was always this manipulative asshole, or if he actually tried to be a decent father/husband/show host at one point until he was introduced to coke or sex stuff or whatever it was that would have began his decline.

Link to the song. Let me know what you think.

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

“That woman had no business driving at 65 years old! If she didn’t want to get killed by a drunk driver she should have learned some defensive driving!”

I read that in EVS' voice, not Nick's.

Only if it's through Death Valley or some other isolated hellhole where the chance of someone else getting hurt is low, and the chance of them all dying painfully is high.

Or a Pride parade.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Somebody once mentioned that Nick's studio is basement-level under the porch/sunroom , with an unfinished ceiling ( cat. ,)

It was a gun safe. I don't think it was ever meant for human habitation. But Nick is a sub human animal so...

All of Nick Rekieta’s rock bottoms have trap doors. One hundred percent of my money is on him continuing to crater until it kills him. For Nick simply does not have the humility required to even consider the possibility that he himself might be the piece of shit culprit of all his problems.

I figured he would kill someone drunk driving. Getting his COOMpound raided by the police was quite a surprise.

I'm hoping for a Branch Davidian ending for him and his Polycule. Nick has been such an entertaining cow it's only fair he go out in a blaze of glory. Literally.

Agree, I think it will kill him sooner than later unless something physically prevents him from abusing, which at this point only jail would be able to accomplish that. I doubt he will serve serious time if any at all, so that's unlikely. Unless he catches more charges by doing more retarded things.

Nick would love jail. It would be like Hedonism III.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I had to look that up to see if that's true and it is. At this time, there's a review for it that is mocking Nick.

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Daniel Mullen strikes again!

 

[SargonF00t]

Yikes, TSWG is pregnant

Does she know who the father is?